what is the first question you would ask, if you met Satoshi Nakamoto?

[JorgeStolfi]

"If I were to ask you whether this is a question, would you answer No?"

[BitcoinMillionaire]

"Did you invent Bitcoin to impress the Girls?"

[defaced]

I just want to know his favorite food.

[cuddaloreappu]

"Did you invent Bitcoin to impress the Girls?"

So you mean to say satoshi is a teenager, at a high school

[Bit_Happy]

What is your opinion about an "extremely controversial" hard fork to take back the coins that Mark/Gox stole?
It sets a horrible precedent, but we 'cannot let him get away' with such a huge crime.
Can your wisdom create a "one time exception" to the rules?

[2dogs]

What is your opinion about an "extremely controversial" hard fork to take back the coins that Mark/Gox stole?
It sets a horrible precedent, but we 'cannot let him get away' with such a huge crime.
Can your wisdom create a "one time exception" to the rules?

Good question, but then, some say the same for the confiscated SR coins by the IRS?

EDIT:  WWSD? (What would Satoshi do?)

[ajareselde]

I would prolly tell him to keep quiet if he wants to stay alive,
and then i would kidnap him, and keep him prisoner until he gives me control over all of his wallets .. atleast im honest..

[Daniel91]

I would ask him what about his vision behind Bitcoin, his long term plan and goals?
I would like to know if he is content with the progress of Bitcoin until now?

[Chef Ramsay]

I would ask him if he's set aside a stake in BTC to form a PAC to help Rand Paul win the presidency.

[Canie]

what caused him to create it, and how the idea came from

[TheButcher88]

I would ask him what are his thoughts behind the creation of Bitcoin.

[Bit_Happy]

What is your opinion about an "extremely controversial" hard fork to take back the coins that Mark/Gox stole?
It sets a horrible precedent, but we 'cannot let him get away' with such a huge crime.
Can your wisdom create a "one time exception" to the rules?

Good question, but then, some say the same for the confiscated SR coins by the IRS?

True re: Silk Road being similar.
I know it's a "horrible" idea, but if Satoshi says OK.... 

[dontbugme]

How much LTC you own?

[Bit_Happy]

Satoshi: Would you like me to buy you a Pizza?





Edit:

I would personally ask; Would you buy a pizza for 10,000 BTC?

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LOL

FYI: I "searched" and found your post after I created this one.....very funny.  

[Nerazzura]

Satoshi: Would you like me to buy you a Pizza?





Edit:

I would personally ask; Would you buy a pizza for 10,000 BTC?

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LOL

FYI: I "searched" and found your post after I created this one.....very funny. 

if you will give it for free or paid with satoshi very expensive?haha

[Bit_Happy]

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if you will give it for free or paid with satoshi very expensive? haha

Satoshi would qualify for a "half-price special" only 5,000 BTC.

In case anyone doesn't know about the historic Bitcoin Pizza:
On ~ Mar 26, 2013:
"This Pizza Cost $750,000"
http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/this-pizza-is-worth-750000
and later the same year:
The Bitcoin Pizza Purchase That's Worth $7 Million Today ...
http://www.forbes.com/sites/ericmack/2013/12/23/the-bitcoin-pizza-purchase-thats-worth-7-million-today/

[sandykho47]

I will ask his real name & ask him to continue his BTC project 

[Meuh6879]

i don't want meet 50 humans.




 

[CasinoBit]

Do you even lift bro? 

[JorgeStolfi]

"When is your new revolutionary cryptocoin coming out?"