What we've learnt today.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I've learned that when this 52-year-old guy falls off a flatbed trailer and lands flat on his ass and back, receives an eight inch gash in the left leg, scraps right elbow, and lower abdomen only hurts when I breathe, I should have called it a day. But if I would have done that, I wouldn't have received the bump on the head and scrapped the left side of my face when the 8' X 6' barn door fell on me. Luckily for me none of the injuries were that major, allowing me to still have enough energy to snatch the last 10', 8" X 8" oak beam off the trailer and carry it a few feet so that I can drop it on the ground. Perhaps I should have been wearing steel-toed shoes, then I wouldn't have possibly broken a couple toes in my left foot. Luckily for me, again, my right foot was perfectly place to soften the blow to my left foot, albeit possibly a couple more broken toes.

That said, don't nobody fuck with me tonight. And I best not find some fucker in Newbie selling bitcoins via PayPal off his newly created website. It seems the only thing going right today is that Atlas hasn't been on this forum for months, therefore I won't be putting up with any of his nonsense. That, and BadBear is still sleeping, therefore he won't fuck with me either.  <--4lastsentenceonly

At any rate, back to the rest this forum to see what I've missed today, right after I try again to pass a kidney stone.

~Bruno~

[organofcorti]

Makes you pine for the days when you only had an iron bar through the skull to worry about, eh?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Makes you pine for the days when you only had an iron bar through the skull to worry about, eh?

I only wish that that last beam was pine and not oak. What iron bar are you talking about?

[organofcorti]

Makes you pine for the days when you only had an iron bar through the skull to worry about, eh?

I only wish that that last beam was pine and not oak. What iron bar are you talking about?

Sorry, I meant an iron tamping spike.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Makes you pine for the days when you only had an iron bar through the skull to worry about, eh?

I only wish that that last beam was pine and not oak. What iron bar are you talking about?

Sorry, I meant an iron tamping spike.

Back in the day, we used to call it a crowbar. Don't believe me, then wiki my name, but spell it differently.

[naypalm]

Shaving ones head every 2 weeks is easier that shaving ones head every 2 months. 

[rjk]

Shaving ones head every 2 weeks is easier that shaving ones head every 2 months. 

Strange, I experience the opposite phenomenon. I however never go lower than 1/2 inch or so, so perhaps that makes a difference. Low maintenance ftw.

[organofcorti]

Shaving ones head every 2 weeks is easier that shaving ones head every 2 months. 

Strange, I experience the opposite phenomenon. I however never go lower than 1/2 inch or so, so perhaps that makes a difference. Low maintenance ftw.

Strange, I had a dream about shaving my head last night. I've never shaved my head, btw.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Shaving ones head every 2 weeks is easier that shaving ones head every 2 months. 

Strange, I experience the opposite phenomenon. I however never go lower than 1/2 inch or so, so perhaps that makes a difference. Low maintenance ftw.

Strange, I had a dream about shaving my head last night. I've never shaved my head, btw.

Wow! This is so weird. I, too, had a dream last night that I was abed with a bald guy. Seriously, I had a dream.

I've had a constant slight headache for the past two days, ever since that big-ass barn door fell and hit the left side of head. Maybe it's the ghost of the original Phin warning me to stop using his name. If I knew for certain that that was the case, I would tell the bastard to go fuck himself, hoping he'll get the humor.

~Bruno~

[Rassah]

But if I would have done that, I wouldn't have received the bump on the head and scrapped the left side of my face when the 8' X 6' barn door fell on me.

Coming back and reading through this thread, I learned that Phinnaeus CAN hit the broad side of a barn. With his face.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

But if I would have done that, I wouldn't have received the bump on the head and scrapped the left side of my face when the 8' X 6' barn door fell on me.

Coming back and reading through this thread, I learned that Phinnaeus CAN hit the broad side of a barn. With his face.

And to think that I once penned this: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=59961.msg996322#msg996322

[niko]

When stylus on my Samsung Note starts getting wrong, I can recalibrate it by touching around the four corners of the screen.

[niko]

The liver of polar bear contains lethal amounts of vitamin A.

[Freecoiner]

The liver of polar bear contains lethal amounts of vitamin A.

Are you suggesting an alternative to foie gras for the California market?

[rjk]

The liver of polar bear contains lethal amounts of vitamin A.

Are you suggesting an alternative to foie gras for the California market?

Yes pls.

[pekv2]

I know there has been enough litecoin discussion here at the forums, but today, I've learned a little more about litecoin mining and configuring. I've learned that litecoin mining on a pcie x1 slot results 10-20 khash/s less than using pcie x16 slot.

Also learned v

Code:

gpu_thread_concurrency should be
-- amount of shaders your card has
X amount of threads you use = gpu_thread_concurrency

[pekv2]

I was talking with my brother in law on the phone, he is a trucker, well, we were blabbering back forth for an hour or so, come to talk about the hookers at truck stops aka soliciting, I learned that the hookers at truck stops are called Lot Lizards. Funniest thing I've heard in a while. Well story went on about my brother in law speaking with his uncle which he is a truck driver too, well he was saying I guess the term came from when he or another trucker seen a hooker washing her self off in the puddles of truck stops. Ionno, but watch out for those Lot Lizards and avoid'em at all costs. LoL

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I've learnt that Vicente doesn't like alpacas.

[AmazonStuff]

I've learned what PHP framework is

[Al the Alpaca]

I've learned what PHP framework is

I like your avatar.