What we've learnt today.

[Haidang1796]

I learned that if we put enough of your dedication into something you really like, or love, it will pay you back soon enough

[organofcorti]

Mmm today I learned that if you take a microwave, disable all of the safety features, make a crucible and stucco it in graphite, while you can melt metal in it, it spews radiation everywhere.

Have you started to get really big and green when someone make you cranky? If not, try to get bitten by some of your house spiders, that might do something instead.

[Rassah]

Mmm today I learned that if you take a microwave, disable all of the safety features, make a crucible and stucco it in graphite, while you can melt metal in it, it spews radiation everywhere.

It's just microwave radiation. It's not actually "radioactive"

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Mmm today I learned that if you take a microwave, disable all of the safety features, make a crucible and stucco it in graphite, while you can melt metal in it, it spews radiation everywhere.

It's just microwave radiation. It's not actually "radioactive"

Says the guy who said, "It's art! It's not actually a "coffee table"." 

[Rassah]

Mmm today I learned that if you take a microwave, disable all of the safety features, make a crucible and stucco it in graphite, while you can melt metal in it, it spews radiation everywhere.

It's just microwave radiation. It's not actually "radioactive"

Says the guy who said, "It's art! It's not actually a "coffee table"." 

So, are you coming tothe Miami conference? I need to smack you.

[Haidang1796]

I've learnt today that even though it's not Halloween people still wearing masks

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Mmm today I learned that if you take a microwave, disable all of the safety features, make a crucible and stucco it in graphite, while you can melt metal in it, it spews radiation everywhere.

It's just microwave radiation. It's not actually "radioactive"

Says the guy who said, "It's art! It's not actually a "coffee table"." 

So, are you coming tothe Miami conference? I need to smack you.

Are you sure you wanted to use the word 'smack'?

[organofcorti]

Mmm today I learned that if you take a microwave, disable all of the safety features, make a crucible and stucco it in graphite, while you can melt metal in it, it spews radiation everywhere.

It's just microwave radiation. It's not actually "radioactive"

Says the guy who said, "It's art! It's not actually a "coffee table"." 

So, are you coming tothe Miami conference? I need to smack you.

Are you sure you wanted to use the word 'smack'?

I think 'spank' would be a better word here. I'd also like rights to the video, when it happens.

[Biomech]

Mmm today I learned that if you take a microwave, disable all of the safety features, make a crucible and stucco it in graphite, while you can melt metal in it, it spews radiation everywhere.

It's just microwave radiation. It's not actually "radioactive"

Says the guy who said, "It's art! It's not actually a "coffee table"." 

So, are you coming tothe Miami conference? I need to smack you.

Are you sure you wanted to use the word 'smack'?

I think 'spank' would be a better word here. I'd also like rights to the video, when it happens.

No Way! That one NEEDS to be public domain!

[buyandhold]

Twoda Eye lernd Ay cnat enve splel mi oan mane

-bye'n'hodl

[Alohaboy?!]

I learned today that my ex-girlfriend is a squirter.

The turn-off: she told me on the phone.

that made me laugh^^

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I learned today that my ex-girlfriend is a squirter.

The turn-off: she told me on the phone.

that made me laugh^^

I remember my first squirter, thinking to myself at the time, "Why is this woman pissing on me, for that's what it taste like, and how do I know what piss tastes like?"

Stop reading here, Bees Brothers!

She also was the first woman I bedded that loved to masturbate first, squirter that shit everywhere. My last masturbater I met at the poker table in Tunica. She's now a Memphis Judge, and still pretty, and no I won't link to her because I can't phantom the thought of others masturbating to her the same time I do... if I did/do such a thing.

Bees Brothers, continuing reading now.

Time for a joke, set in the future.

Wife #4 of, and to Bees Brothers #2: Where did you learn so much about sex?
Bees Brothers #1 from the other bed in the same room: Probably from Phinnaeus Gage.

I'm not sure what Mormon hell consist of, but believe I just sealed my faith.

~TMIBTCITW

[Haidang1796]

I've learnt just before this very moment that " we fucking need motivation to fucking do whatever we do." cuz without enough motivation, you really really really dont want to do anything, I mean ANYTHING

[Lethn]

Well I'll be damned, I had a moment just like that for a couple of days now but all of a sudden I'm happy to work again

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I've learnt just before this very moment that " we fucking need motivation to fucking do whatever we do." cuz without enough motivation, you really really really dont want to do anything, I mean ANYTHING

Fuck me! It took everything I had inside me to click the quote button so that I can take the words outta my head and put them on this computer. Only if there was an easier way to communicate.

Please accept my apologies for not offering up proof as to what motivated me to perform such act.

Meanwhile, I learnt http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skro

skro

Skro is a word from the movie Idiocracy and it basically means bro.

Take it easy skro. What's poppin' skro. Mornin' skro.

Also, if you take the letter "d" and turn it 180^o (think 69), you'll have the letter "p".

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm heading over to the HashFast thread to see what Skrodenis is up to.

BTW, if you Google image search "Idiocracy bling" (without quotes), you'll find this:


"Hey, skro penis. Any idea what this necklace is worth?"

EDIT: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion!!!! A great man, a great american. He will serve up a can of whoop ass if you cross him. He will stomp your ass if you don't! JOIN THE CAMACHO 08 MOVEMENT! CAMACHO WILL SAVE AMERICA................FUCK YEA!!!

Now, I'm beginning to wonder.

[joschua011]

I've learnt just before this very moment that " we fucking need motivation to fucking do whatever we do." cuz without enough motivation, you really really really dont want to do anything, I mean ANYTHING

Only Loosers wait for motivation,
Winners just get shit done.

[Biomech]

I've learnt just before this very moment that " we fucking need motivation to fucking do whatever we do." cuz without enough motivation, you really really really dont want to do anything, I mean ANYTHING

Only Loosers wait for motivation,
Winners just get shit done.

Only losers spell loser with two o's.

Besides, finding motivation and waiting for it are different animals.

[joschua011]

Only losers spell loser with two o's.

Thanks, english is not my first language.

[mb300sd]

The 3 day hangover is a thing. There is a possibility of a 4th.

[Biomech]

Only losers spell loser with two o's.

Thanks, english is not my first language.

My apologies, then. I see WAY too many native speakers letting loose of their losing That extra "o" totally changes the meaning. Pet peeve of mine, but I shouldn't unload on somebody who's mother tongue is different.