Worst Gambling Service Ever -- Relive Glory Days of Everquest! 1-1000 Rolls!

Minimum bet: .03BTC
Maximum bet: 5BTC
Send your coins to: 17vs6UMT4Upn4vw4A3VcapcUhdDKg8vzkq

Fuck up those simple rules and I send the entirety of the transaction to BTC100 -- WGSE adheres to a strict "no refunds for retards" policy!

What happens when you send your BTC:
I will ~~use your coin to profit off the spread differences at various exchanges and between Gox bid/ask spreads, then split the profits with you 50/50~~ roll 1-1000 on random.org when I get around to it - or if I'm up, roughly around the time I see the transaction pop up. (within 24h either way, barring "acts of God")

If the number generated is:
1-375 = 2x coin returned
376-499 = .1x coin returned
500 = 1x coin returned
501-994 = 0x coin returned
995-999 = 3x coin returned
1000 = 1x coin returned + randomly-generated bonus prize of 0-10x the transaction! Yes, that means you could receive up to 11x your transaction amount! Here's your big number - the max prize (at "current" $5.06 BTC rate): $278.30

You get absolutely no guarantee I'm not fudging the numbers, but I'll post every transaction's receive address with # rolled, amount bet, and amount given, and you can guesstimate whether or not I'm telling the truth. However, returns will almost certainly be paid out faster than Bitscalper. I'll keep sheets on this, and 25% of cumulative profit will go to BTC100 (50% of that 25% will go toward covering my pledge until it's fulfilled, other 50% [100% if pledge fully honored] in the form of a new donation), calculated weekly (loose time estimate). If no profit, no BTC100 donation -- remember that if you win!

First drawing held when I wake up! Don't miss out!

P.S. The odds may seem shitty at first glance, but don't forget you're an "idealist" who would likely keep going both when up and down in fast-paced gambling games, losing larger amounts with competing gambling services than with this. Here, there is no wallet to tether you to the service, which would create a disincentive to back out even when you've beaten the odds and made a profit. Payouts go directly to your wallet and the game is quite slow. Therefor, I'm not so certain the odds here are any more shitty than with other services, all things considered.

ETA: Security upgrade! Please only use new address posted at the top of this post. For reference, here's the old address -- don't send coins here: 18pBTnFMUbKEGuh8F1bwz4FDL7aoRyNi9g - also don't send coins here: 1321Wq75VGygAqAedkd24cMQKB48Ef44Ny