Change ONLY one word in the post above of the iconic novel opening.

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

<Change ONLY one word in the above purple prose, highlighting your change in bold. Do not add or delete any words, thus always maintaining the exact word count. Also, un-bold the last entry.>

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a Dank and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

[Vod]

It was a Dank and stormy night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a Dank and stormy night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

<Forgot to mention that hyphenated words are allowed.>

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a Dank and stormy night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept down the streets (for it is in London that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

[Taras]

It was a Dank and stormy night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept down the streets (for it is in London that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the the.

[abacus]

It was a Dank and stormy night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent guy of wind which swept down the streets (for it is in London that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the the.

[ahappymau5]

It was a Dank and horny night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent guy of wind which swept down the streets (for it is in London that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the the.

[sir.humus]

It was a Dank and horny night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent guy of weed which swept down the streets (for it is in London that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the the.


<the post above is not following the rules (no. of words) so I ignored it>

[DjPxH]

It was a Dank and horny night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent guy of weed which swept down the streets (for it is in an elementary school that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the the.

[oli123123]

It was a Dank and horny night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a maniac guy of weed which swept down the streets (for it is in an elementary school that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the the.

[onlinepro]

It was a Dank and horny night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a maniac guy of weed which swept down the streets (for it is in an elementary school that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the brightness.

[subercoin]

It was a Dank and horny night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a maniac guy of LSD which swept down the streets (for it is in an elementary school that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the brightness.

[DjPxH]

It was a Dank and horny night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a maniac guy of LSD which limped down the streets (for it is in an elementary school that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the brightness.

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a Dank and horny night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a maniac guy on LSD which limped down the streets (for it is in school that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the brightness.

<'an elementary school' now equals 'school' to abide by the rules set>

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a Dank and horny night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a maniac guy on LSD who limped down the streets (for it is in school that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the brightness.

[McDonald`s]

It was a Dank and horny night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a maniac guy on LSD who limped down the streets (for it is in McDonald's that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the brightness.

[squall1066]

It was a Dank and horny night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checked by a maniac guy on LSD who limped down the streets (for it is in McDonald's that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the brightness.

[Snorek]

It was a Dank and horny night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checked by a maniac guy on LSD who limped down the streets (for it is in McDonald's that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the firethat struggled against the brightness.

[Gleb Gamow]

It was a Dank and thorny night; the porn fell in torrents - except at occasional intercourse, when it was checked by a maniac guy on LSD who limped down the streets (for it is in McDonald's that our penny-farthings lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the brightness.