Change ONLY one word in the post above of the iconic novel opening.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated by a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings are), howlin' at the moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the Illuminati.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated by a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings are), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the Illuminati.

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[poisenrang]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, like it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings are), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the Illuminati.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings are), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the Illuminati.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged sentineled the fire that raged against the Illuminati.

[eid]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged upon the fire that raged against the Illuminati.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was Peanuts' dog, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged upon the fire that vanguards against the Illuminati.

[RedhatCAT]

Lucyate Peanuts' dog, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged upon the fire that vanguards against the Illuminati.

[eid]

Lucy ate Peanuts' diligently, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode down Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged upon the fire that vanguards against the Illuminati.

[laitela]

Lucy ate Peanuts' diligently, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode up Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged upon the fire that vanguards against the Illuminati.

[eid]

Lucy ate Peanuts' diligently, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode up Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged upon the fire that vanguards against the bunnywabbits.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy ate peanuts diligently, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode up Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Deranged upon the fire that vanguards against musket-bearing bunnywabbits.

[eid]

Lucy ate peanuts diligently, the lambent öyster; verboten pornstar fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode up Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Teletubbie upon the fire that vanguards against musket-bearing bunnywabbits.

[Gleb Gamow]

Original:

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

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Lucy ate peanuts diligently, the lambent öyster; verboten Abecedarian fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode up Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Teletubbie upon the fire that vanguards against musket-bearing bunny-wabbits.

[thriftshopping]

Lucy ate peanuts diligently, the lambent öyster; verboten Abecedarian fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode up Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Teletubbie upon the bullets that vanguards against musket-bearing bunny-wabbits.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy masticated peanuts diligently, the lambent öyster; verboten Abecedarian fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode up Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Teletubbie upon the bullets that vanguards against musket-bearing bunny-wabbits.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy masticated peanuts diligently, the lambent öyster; verboten Abecedarian fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode up Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' moon, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Teletubbie upon slipshodding bullets that vanguards against musket-bearing bunny-wabbits.

[needFREElunch]

Lucy masticated peanuts diligently, the lambent öyster; verboten Abecedarian fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode up Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' house, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Teletubbie upon slipshodding bullets that vanguards against musket-bearing bunny-wabbits

[applesRyummy]

Lucy masticated peanuts diligently, the lambent catfish; verboten Abecedarian fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode up Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' house, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Teletubbie upon slipshodding bullets that vanguards against musket-bearing bunny-wabbits

[BTCreward]

Lucy masticated peanuts quickly, the lambent catfish; verboten Abecedarian fellating the Lackawanna - siphoning Agamotto's occasional hookah, discounting it was exsiccated thru a maniac bedlamite on roughage who rode up Pithy River (for it is Laurentian's vestibule where the penny-farthings cycle), howlin' at Qo'noS' house, synchronously, quizzically agitating Gleb the Teletubbie upon slipshodding bullets that vanguards against musket-bearing bunny-wabbits