[ANN] Shitcoin 3.0 - First Parody Token on the First Parody Blockchain!

[suchmoon]

send me your address, and...

You might want to clarify that because shitposters are gonna post the addresses here and may get you banned for an illegal shitcoin giveaway.

[nutildah]

send me your address, and...

You might want to clarify that because shitposters are gonna post the addresses here and may get you banned for an illegal shitcoin giveaway.

True. I meant to say "PM me your address," as I've been saying since the very beginning:

This is not a giveaway, nor is it advertising for dogeparty. This is completely serious.

I created a dogeparty asset called Shitcoin and everyone who puts a dogeparty wallet* address in their signature (or else you can PM it to me) gets a share of 100,000 Shitcoins!

Unfortunately I don't accept PMs from noobs so...

*updated this link to current wallets


We have some terribly exciting news to announce in the near future which likely involves the breaking of some world crypto records. What could it POSSIBLY be??? I'd announce a contest that whoever guesses what the news is wins 10,000 SHT but nix that if its a ban-able idea.

[nutildah]

The day has finally come.

THE BIG BURN

This burn was not just big, it was THE BIGGEST COIN BURN OF ALL TIME!!

How big is 'big', you ask? THIS big:



That's right. We're flushing $19.116 BILLION worth of Shitcoins down the drain for the future benefit of society!! Have you ever seen such a thing?? NO, you havent!!!

I mean if the Guinness Book of World Records was here they'd probably be nitpicky about it, but let's see a bigger coin burn you weird Irish statisticians.


We're commemorating the occasion by reducing our distribution to 8,888 SHITCOIN tokens per future applicant!!

To take part, simply send me a PM with your Dogeparty address, or a Dogecoin address for which you own the private key. You can't move your Shitcoins without a private key!

The only requirement is your account must have at least 3 posts written before Oct 2021.

If you are coming here from Telegram but don't meet this requirement, PM me your Telegram name as well and you can qualify for 888 tokens.

HAPPY SHITCOINING!

ps: I have opened my PMs to newbs.

[Shitcoin 3.0]

Halo

am Shitcoin dev / bounties / graphics artistry / proof reading / ect.

You give me this job

[nutildah]

Halo

am Shitcoin dev / bounties / graphics artistry / proof reading / ect.

You give me this job

Hired!

I like your attitude and am sure you're exactly what we need to get this baby over the MOOOOON.

Starting salary as community manager: 80,000 SHT/year + "perks".... and exposure, and valuable work experience.

Gonna send you all the bounty tokens now and hope for the best...

[murcandream]

What is this shit?

[nutildah]

What is this shit?

Well you're about to find out son cuz you've been SHITCOIN'd.

I have to be honest with everybody.

I was struck by a divine vision the other day.

I was eating a bowl of Cocoa Puffs pondering the future of Shitcoin as I usually do in the morning,

when it hit me:

the most brilliant crypto marketing plan ever conceived.

First, I distibute 8,888 SHITCOINs to 888 people.

And then...

"SHITCOIN TO A DOLLAR!"

👍👍

It comes to be through sheer will

with the help of this slogan.

I know, its brilliant, you don't have to tell me.

👍

That's not illegal to say, is it?

[eddie13]

My body is ready!!

[tisonlt]

I create a wallet, but I can't go into it.  writes no server, or something like that

[icopress]

Great project and interesting coin! Good luck devs!  .....

God, over 6 years of the existence of this project, the lead developer is still publishing updates, bravo! But after all these years, it would be wise to think about rebranding ^{[at least because "Shitcoin" implies a loss of investor interest, while I see crowds posting on this thread with great enthusiasm]}, I think the name "Asscoin" would quite accurately describe the background of the idea behind this coin.

In addition, I would gladly consider joining your team as the main shitposter or at least co-authoring the Shitpaper.  

[nutildah]

I create a wallet, but I can't go into it.  writes no server, or something like that

You downloaded the wallet from a link on this website, right?

https://dogeparty.net/wallets/

Are you using the default server settings? Mine connects OK.

it would be wise to think about rebranding

Would you ask Coca Cola to change its name? How about Nike? Or Disney?

No, there will be none of that, we've been building a brand here and this Shit Captain isn't about to change course.

I think the name "Asscoin" would quite accurately describe the background of the idea behind this coin.

Funny, you should mention it. I've reached out to Asscoin in an attempt to form a partnership and have yet to hear back from them. The potentials created by an Asscoin-Shitcoin bridge are enormous.

[nicedreams]

#shitcoin4shitposter
Let it know that shitcoin will be the currency of shitosters. Yes, I'm thinking about a system where shitposters can have a kind of reward no matter how much retard, nonsense their posts are. What do you guys think?

[nutildah]

Yes, I'm thinking about a system where shitposters can have a kind of reward no matter how much retard, nonsense their posts are. What do you guys think?

SHITCOIN ROAD WARRIOR MAP

Note this is not a roadmap, its a "Road Warrior Map."



Part One: The Journey Begins

- distribution of 8,888 coins to 888 holders (@bounty manager I'll Skype you)
- social media infestation, mass email spams, congressional donations
- purchasing of real estate in 12 metropolitan areas to build Shitcoin Clubhouses

Part Two: Empire Strikes Back

- Launch of ShitcoinDAO
- Opening of Asscoin - Shitcoin bridge.
- Listing on some shitty exchanges, launch of ShitcoinDEX

Part Three: The Road Home

- Voting for inaugural leadership of The Shitcoin Foundation
- Development of merchant integration tools, Shitcoin DApps, casino adoption
- BINANCE!!!!!!!

(meta: yes I do wonder what's wrong with me and why do I do this)

[retreat]

Yes, I'm thinking about a system where shitposters can have a kind of reward no matter how much retard, nonsense their posts are. What do you guys think?

SHITCOIN ROAD WARRIOR MAP

Note this is not a roadmap, its a "Road Warrior Map."



Part One: The Journey Begins

- distribution of 8,888 coins to 888 holders (@bounty manager I'll Skype you)
- social media infestation, mass email spams, congressional donations
- purchasing of real estate in 12 metropolitan areas to build Shitcoin Clubhouses

Part Two: Empire Strikes Back

- Launch of ShitcoinDAO
- Opening of Asscoin - Shitcoin bridge.
- Listing on some shitty exchanges, launch of ShitcoinDEX

Part Three: The Road Home

- Voting for inaugural leadership of The Shitcoin Foundation
- Development of merchant integration tools, Shitcoin DApps, casino adoption
- BINANCE!!!!!!!

(meta: yes I do wonder what's wrong with me and why do I do this)

I hope the "shit ecosystem" is getting bigger and bigger and listing on binance soon, it will add to the value of "shitcoin" getting better, I'll be waiting there.

[suchmoon]

I have a dilemma. Is it appropriate to report shitposts in a literal shitcoin thread?

[nutildah]

I have a dilemma. Is it appropriate to report shitposts in a literal shitcoin thread?

That post I don't mind so much because it documents my road warrior map in case I try to be sneaky and change it later on. The other garbage can be nuked away as this isn't any 'ol Shitcoin we're discussing here.

Suchmoon I'm afraid I can't let you go on as a no-shitcoiner. After you've received 1 million shitcoins there will be no way to mistake you from the hoardes of no-shitcoining wannabes trying to ride the shitcoin wave. Please send me a personal Dogecoin address before I find one from your past and send it there, thanks.

Just think of all the great accusations that will arise after I've made you a Full Partner at Shitcoin 3.0 Enterprises.

[sencix]

[suchmoon]

I find one from your past

Can you? That'd be awesome. I had one where I mined a few hundred bucks worth of doge back in the day but I can't find it now. I reckon it would buy a lot of SHT today. Well, you may also need to brute force the private key, but that's minor details.

[icopress]

Note this is not a roadmap, its a "Road Warrior Map."

I know that you are the founder of this project temporarily having difficulty accessing your audience, but I will ask you anyway (answer when you return).

Can we allocate part of the budget to promote the project? I thought for a long time the reputation of which of the managers could correspond to Shitcoin 3.0 and came to the conclusion that only Small Rabbit is ideally suited for this role (unfortunately, I was never able to contact). Therefore, I am determined to lead the campaign (if you consider my candidacy) and of course only be rewarded in Shitcoin/Asscoin, (although my reputation is not as impeccable as Small Rabbit's). I just thought this was a great chance for me to better understand the technology behind this shitty project.

[sirazimuth]

I find one from your past

Can you? That'd be awesome. I had one where I mined a few hundred bucks worth of doge back in the day but I can't find it now. I reckon it would buy a lot of SHT today. Well, you may also need to brute force the private key, but that's minor details.

Dogecoin miner eh? From your username, I never would have guessed...lol
Remember these ponzi scammers?. I made a killing off this fake pool.
I started "mining" dogecoin on the Cointellect pool after I heard (funnily enough, from a post on that homero hashtalk farce...ever heard of that forum? lol) their payouts were like 3 times higher than other pools.
After setting  up 4 free accounts, they just kept fire-hosing me thousands of dogecoin everyday for about 3 months. Many profit, much wow.
 I sold 'em all on Cryptsy, Corruptsy... because of course I did..  Memories....