[ANN] Shitcoin 3.0 - First Parody Token on the First Parody Blockchain!

[nutildah]

psst... hey you.

Want to earn 100 SHITCOINs?

OF COURSE YOU DO!

To do this, just ask a question in our Twitter AMA thread and post your Dogewallet address.
Its going to be a banger.

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[nutildah]

I take it you're seriously discussing everything here?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Of course we're serious, we don't know how to be anything else!



Come and get piping hot SHITCOINs, now at a low low price of 100 for 3 DOGE:

https://dogeparty.xchain.io/tx/b3ff46c2c233607c2cfd9d098a52111f8dc8515e0a77ddaa3ce4ee2c315da625

https://dogeparty.xchain.io/asset/SHITCOIN

[Moshen]

Paranoia bipolars and mental fluctuations in your brain have taken over to move you to a new level of incurability. I have studied pay stubs of some people closely affiliated with shitposting in this thread, here is what was reveled through our forensics: all accounts can be traced to the same individual, perchance MI6 agent or worse, he has received substantial payrolls for bumping shitcoin thread. Not everything is as it seems. Be alarmed.

[nutildah]

Paranoia bipolars and mental fluctuations in your brain have taken over to move you to a new level of incurability. I have studied pay stubs of some people closely affiliated with shitposting in this thread, here is what was reveled through our forensics: all accounts can be traced to the same individual, perchance MI6 agent or worse, he has received substantial payrolls for bumping shitcoin thread. Not everything is as it seems. Be alarmed.

Sir, you are just the caliber of participant we need for our signature campaign!

Please consider joining for a Member rank position and receive a regular stipend of Shitcoins for your work (PM me for more details on this one of a lifetime opportunity):

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In other news, our bounty is going remarkably shitty, which is not surprising, given the fact that we're paying in Shitcoins. Here are some highlights from our media campaign:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMM8yuPDwdL0LZ-H2CFzaAA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCst5GMyJ8dEv5TclhZXJG6Q
https://medium.com/@mirabjiji9897/shitcoin-on-dogermint-5ece14aba38d



Personally I think its pretty exciting.

[JoyMarsha]

I'm wondering why the name has to be "shitcoin"? a bad name for a coin and people will be hesitant to buy it, as if this coin was only made to deceive people.

Does name matter for the success of a project? A project can't be judged by its name. The first thing people consider in a project is the use case, the plan of the project and those behind it. In case you don't know, the owner of this project is a well-renowned, trusted and respectable fella of this forum. You better respect that fact than be delusional in reasoning.

[JoyMarsha]

Exciting Shitcoin News!

SHITCOIN BOUNTY BEGINS TOMORROW! NEXT SUNDAY!! (17th)

Yes, that's correct. Prepare to see a lot of posters rocking shitcoins in their sigs for at least the next month! We will post a link to the bounty when it is operational.

Additionally, on June 22 there was a record-high Shitcoin sale! That's right, an ETH-wrapped single Shitcoin sold on OpenSea for 0.035 ETH!



That gives Shitcoin a fully-diluted market cap of about $2.97 billion at today's ETH price, putting it just between Chainlink and Stellar in the CMC rankings! Our analysts feel this is a pretty accurate valuation for Shitcoin. Luckily for you, the buyer, a massive arbitrage opportunity currently exists which has yet to be fully exploited.

"What is this opportunity you speak of", you ask?

You can currently get 100 Shitcoins for only 3 DOGE via our Official Shitcoin Dispenser!

I know it sounds crazy but the truth is we have been overcome with a case of SHITCOIN MADNESS and we want you to take advantage of our lapse in sanity!!

Sending 3 DOGE (or multiples thereof) to the address listed in the dispenser will automatically trigger the sale of 100 Shitcoins and delivery to the sending DOGE address. All you need is a Dogewallet or any Dogecoin wallet for which you possess the private keys.

It's that simple folks! So what are you waiting for?? Unlock your true shitcoiner potential and buy Shitcoin TODAY!!!

Wow.. Simple as that.
It's a wonderful experience to be among the signature participant of this magnificent project.
Thanks for rekindling this project back. It's a good 8years of Shitcoin coming to the limelight.
Am looking forward to its 8-year Anniversary coming up this month.
Shitcoin to the moon

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[nutildah]

So, the Shitcoin bounty was a complete flop, and I had more questions from bounty hunters about how to sell their earnings than we sold total shitcoins. But you know what? It's not an easy sale, trying to sell shitcoins under current market conditions.

And hell no, we're not giving up, because a good shitcoin never gives up! As a matter of fact, we've re-opened our Signature Campaign where you can earn up to 4,000 SHITCOINs a week! So feel free to join us if you think you have what it takes.

Hey, this could be the highest-paying signature campaign ever, if 1 SHITCOIN = $1, as technically it has reached way more:

[john1010]

So, the Shitcoin bounty was a complete flop, and I had more questions from bounty hunters about how to sell their earnings than we sold total shitcoins. But you know what? It's not an easy sale, trying to sell shitcoins under current market conditions.

And hell no, we're not giving up, because a good shitcoin never gives up! As a matter of fact, we've re-opened our Signature Campaign where you can earn up to 4,000 SHITCOINs a week! So feel free to join us if you think you have what it takes.

Hey, this could be the highest-paying signature campaign ever, if 1 SHITCOIN = $1, as technically it has reached way more:

I like your perspective about this SHIT, there's a lot of shitcoin out there and they tried to copy the bullshit behind this coin, but they failed, they should know that there is only one SHITCOIN in the market since 2014 and this is Shitcoin 3.0

Respect for this project!!

[nutildah]

there's a lot of shitcoin out there and they tried to copy the bullshit behind this coin, but they failed

That's because its secret, patented bullshit. An original blend of 11 herbs and spices, the recipe lives only in my head.

they should know that there is only one SHITCOIN in the market since 2014 and this is Shitcoin 3.0

There can be only one.

[realdantreccia]

Look at me still checking in on Shitcoin like a good little loyalist.

[john1010]

That's because its secret, patented bullshit. An original blend of 11 herbs and spices, the recipe lives only in my head.

That's why this coin is full of SHIT hahaha! I'd like to learn and know that secret recipe in your head because my curiosity about this coin is so high and I'd like to discover it because it was established in 2014 and since today, this shit circulate on the market and there's a lot of shit minded people holding this coin for long, I want to hold this shit also for a long term.

[nutildah]

LOL. Well you're not wrong.

Unfortunately you'll never be able to recreate the magic of Shitcoin 3.0 without a time machine. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Think I'll finally get around to making an ANN for Dogermint tokens in general.

[exoncenter]

Good name for shitcoin) It is waste of Dogecoin))

[nutildah]

Thanks for the drive-by shitpost, hope your scam works out for you.




Its been about 11 months since the SHITCOIN dispenser opened, and we've had 138 individual sales in that time; unfortunately sales fell off a cliff with the onset of the bear market. All other Dogermint tokens have been affected as well.

Speaking of Dogermint tokens, I finally opened a thread for it here, if anyone is interested in learning more about what we do:

🐕 🥳 Ð O G E R M I N T 🐕 🥳 - vintage tokens with new artwork ("NFTs")

Prices of all NFTs across the board have been slashed hard by the bear, and a lot of them won't recover. But I think ours have a good shot of being among the ones that do based on the principles of the Historical NFT investment thesis. The thesis basically says that tokens that were created in the period before NFTs really exploded will be more sought-after in the future as they are more scarce, making them more desirable to collectors.

There's no doubt in my mind that the scene will once again pick up when the rest of the market picks up; when that will happen though is anybody's guess.

[Blowon]

Why doesn't the bid match the buy order and sell order?
This comparison is very different, this is the reason why people are not too interested in storing shitcoin, the volume looks very low, you need to increase your trading volume.

[nutildah]

Why doesn't the bid match the buy order and sell order?
This comparison is very different, this is the reason why people are not too interested in storing shitcoin, the volume looks very low, you need to increase your trading volume.

We don't need to do jack...

BTW WTF are you talking about? We're not even listed on any exchanges, LOL.


Shitcoin Haiku

Shitcoin is the best
Cuz it knows its a shitcoin
Perfect, balanced zen

[Blowon]

Why doesn't the bid match the buy order and sell order?
This comparison is very different, this is the reason why people are not too interested in storing shitcoin, the volume looks very low, you need to increase your trading volume.

We don't need to do jack...

BTW WTF are you talking about? We're not even listed on any exchanges, LOL.


Shitcoin Haiku

Shitcoin is the best
Cuz it knows its a shitcoin
Perfect, balanced zen

you mean shitcoin is not traded anywhere?
then what is a place bid on dogeparty?
between buy and cell I accidentally found it there I thought it was a swap with a doge pair maybe you can tell me

[nutildah]

you mean shitcoin is not traded anywhere?
then what is a place bid on dogeparty?
between buy and cell I accidentally found it there I thought it was a swap with a doge pair maybe you can tell me

Yes you can place orders to buy and sell it in the Dogewallet Exchange, for DOGE, XDP or any other Dogeparty token. That part is true. Feel free to increase trading volume if you'd like.

[radjie]

you mean shitcoin is not traded anywhere?
then what is a place bid on dogeparty?
between buy and cell I accidentally found it there I thought it was a swap with a doge pair maybe you can tell me

Yes you can place orders to buy and sell it in the Dogewallet Exchange, for DOGE, XDP or any other Dogeparty token. That part is true. Feel free to increase trading volume if you'd like.

I really support the latest innovations from Dogecoin, because the birth of Dogecoin coincided with my arrival to enter this industry.  maybe there is a little input that I can give, it would be better if Dogeparty's free web wallet provided a feature to be able to convert shitcoin into doge in order to increase the trading volume in it, because not everyone can access Dogewallet Exchange due to its own limitations, and it would be much better  can provide Exchange Dogewallet mobile versions of android and iOS