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September 11, 2014, 07:56:38 PM
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Joke of the Day!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" 
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism.  Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government.  We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people.  The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class.  And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. 

Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"  So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. 

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.  He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.  So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep.  Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room.  Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.  He gives up and goes back to bed.   

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."  The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."  The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
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September 11, 2014, 08:01:24 PM
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 Cheesy

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September 11, 2014, 08:54:56 PM
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These jokes are funny. Except the last one Wink
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September 11, 2014, 09:42:02 PM
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I will give a free video tomorrow instead of a joke!
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September 11, 2014, 10:30:20 PM
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Get you own joke ! dont take it from internet... Everybody can use google !
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September 12, 2014, 06:33:25 AM
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Get you own joke ! dont take it from internet... Everybody can use google !
I don't mind him copying the jokes, as long as they're funny  Cool
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September 12, 2014, 09:44:27 AM
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Question - When does a women have the most hair between her legs?

Answer - When she sits on a horse.  Grin

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September 12, 2014, 11:48:02 AM
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Happy to read this thread, it is funny.

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September 15, 2014, 08:41:51 AM
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Guy sits on the river edge, with his dick in the water.

Stranger walks past, and think, this looks very strange. Being curious, he walks over.

Stranger : Good afternoon Sir, might I ask, what you are doing?

Guy with dick in the water : Catchin Dumbkunts!

Stranger : Wow ....How many have you caught?

Guy with dick in the water : You the first one.  Grin Grin


 

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September 16, 2014, 12:40:16 AM
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All these jokes you copied out of other websites. I Googled a sentence and each one was posted somewhere before.


I assumed for a donation you would write them on your own from scratch.


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