What's your weirdest childhood belief?

[sifter]

I always thought that Mona Lisa was jesus(I'm not christian)
And
that urine was flammable,

Yeah, pretty weird, what's yours?

[Nobitcoin]

I thought if you swallowed the seeds of any fruit you would grow a tree inside you.

[jimmy01]

That if you jump in new year's eve you will grow taller 

[Lethn]

I thought human beings had an extra stomach for dessert, of course when I got older I realised that was a load of bullshit and it was just the fact that I was eating ice cream and stuff it was just melting and easier to digest lol

[sifter]

I thought if you swallowed the seeds of any fruit you would grow a tree inside you.

   I always tried this. Always failed sadly.

[sumantso]

I used to think there were actual little people inside the TV who running and talking and doing everything.

[ikydesu]

when i was a child, my mother told me to spend meal (eating rice), because if not, the rice not be spend will tears and i believe that lol(when i was a child :p)

[Decksperiment]

Planting a seagull's feather in the ground and saying to the teacher who asked what I was doing: It'll grow into a seagull and fly away..

[harkonnen]

I thought if you swallowed the seeds of any fruit you would grow a tree inside you.

+1

[harkonnen]

I thought human beings had an extra stomach for dessert, of course when I got older I realised that was a load of bullshit and it was just the fact that I was eating ice cream and stuff it was just melting and easier to digest lol

It's not BS. This is actually true.
Yesterday, I just filled up my 'extra' stomach to shove up extra scoop of ice cream and a piece of delicious pie.

[harkonnen]

I used to think there were actual little people inside the TV who running and talking and doing everything.

+1

And I was terrified people killing other people wondering where are dead bodies?
And it was wonder to me some people grow so fast.

[Lethn]

I thought human beings had an extra stomach for dessert, of course when I got older I realised that was a load of bullshit and it was just the fact that I was eating ice cream and stuff it was just melting and easier to digest lol

It's not BS. This is actually true.
Yesterday, I just filled up my 'extra' stomach to shove up extra scoop of ice cream and a piece of delicious pie.

lol

[harkonnen]

When I was 7th grade, I used to collect mysterious, dry, rounded, small bean sized black soils. They were littered on the way home from school. Thinking they are some lucky balls fallen from sky or UFO, I was actively looking for them after school. One day, my grandma found my collections in my secret place, and questioned me "why are you collecting goat's droppings?" She threw them away and I felt like so dumbass. 

[graves]

i always thought my urine was poison, then I saw people drinking it 

[Gogreen]

the man wen to the moon!

[Snipe85]

At Christmas Eve I used to wait for Santa, but always fell asleep after 2 or 3 hours and never managed to see him with the presents
I also believed that a child comes out of the woman's butthole 

[Gleb Gamow]

i always thought my urine was poison, then I saw people drinking it 

When I was four, I used to believe that nobody went to parties to have other people drink their urine. Thanks to your post, I can now rid myself of that 50-year-old nonsense.

[notbatman]

My weirdest childhood belief was that oil was made from decayed plants and animals.

That man went to the moon!

FTFY

I could see the moon photos were fake from the picture books they gave us in school. The teacher couldn't answer why one of the cross-hairs was behind the rover. I had ET and Star Wars picture books at home and I knew it was movie magic.

This reminds me I can remember the teacher running off crying after he got the new he wasn't chosen for the Challenger mission, all the other teachers made such a big deal about it that day.

Then the next day I was chosen to be the first student in any school anywhere to use the Commodore 64 in their new test of computers in the classroom. I drew a broomstick and witch and hit the wrong key or something and they couldn't get it to work again. They blamed me and I wasn't allowed to touch them again.

This was my first experience with computers and the space age.

[Vod]

I was brainwashed to believe that an imaginary (christian) god first created man.  Then, as an afterthought, it created woman.

The equal rights movement confused the hell out of me.  How could a gender created as a play thing for man be given equal rights?

[gordoh]

My weirdest childhood belief was that oil was made from decayed plants and animals.

That man went to the moon!

FTFY

I could see the moon photos were fake from the picture books they gave us in school. The teacher couldn't answer why one of the cross-hairs was behind the rover. I had ET and Star Wars picture books at home and I knew it was movie magic.

This reminds me I can remember the teacher running off crying after he got the new he wasn't chosen for the Challenger mission, all the other teachers made such a big deal about it that day.

Then the next day I was chosen to be the first student in any school anywhere to use the Commodore 64 in their new test of computers in the classroom. I drew a broomstick and witch and hit the wrong key or something and they couldn't get it to work again. They blamed me and I wasn't allowed to touch them again.

This was my first experience with computers and the space age.

If Armstrong was the first man on the moon, then who took the photo of him getting off the lander?