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December 22, 2014, 02:43:41 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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December 31, 2014, 12:22:19 PM
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Chuck Norris is the best.
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January 03, 2015, 01:29:42 AM
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Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?
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January 03, 2015, 02:35:23 AM
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Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris

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January 03, 2015, 03:27:51 AM
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Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris

Seriously, I don't understand this generation. So much technology at their fingertips, yet too lazy to lift a finger.

https://i.imgur.com/HKjvAas.gifv

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January 03, 2015, 02:16:40 PM
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Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?

Somehow I don't believe that someone don't know who is Chuck Norris. 
This must be just an another joke Tongue
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January 03, 2015, 02:23:49 PM
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Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?

Somehow I don't believe that someone don't know who is Chuck Norris. 
This must be just an another joke Tongue

The name rings a bell but I have no idea what he's all about. Thanks for the links Smiley
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January 03, 2015, 02:24:34 PM
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Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris

Seriously, I don't understand this generation. So much technology at their fingertips, yet too lazy to lift a finger.

https://i.imgur.com/HKjvAas.gifv

Which generation do you belong to?
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January 03, 2015, 03:03:33 PM
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Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris

Seriously, I don't understand this generation. So much technology at their fingertips, yet too lazy to lift a finger.

https://i.imgur.com/HKjvAas.gifv

Which generation do you belong to?

Well, I'm... wait... this isn't the fabiola! thread, it's Chuck fucking Norris!


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January 03, 2015, 04:08:47 PM
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January 03, 2015, 08:05:52 PM
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Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris

Seriously, I don't understand this generation. So much technology at their fingertips, yet too lazy to lift a finger.

https://i.imgur.com/HKjvAas.gifv

Which generation do you belong to?

Well, I'm... wait... this isn't the fabiola! thread, it's Chuck fucking Norris!




The fabiola! Thread??? Smiley


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January 03, 2015, 08:17:29 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to subnet starting from zero, he can subnet starting from anywhere in the Octet.

Chuck Norris doesn't pay tax on bitcoins.

Chuck Norris is the last number in Pi.

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January 03, 2015, 09:23:18 PM
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Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris

I'm surprised you could do that. Usually, when you try to google Chuck Norris, nothing appears because google is afraid of searching him up.
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January 04, 2015, 06:28:45 AM
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Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris

Seriously, I don't understand this generation. So much technology at their fingertips, yet too lazy to lift a finger.

https://i.imgur.com/HKjvAas.gifv
What movie is that from?
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January 04, 2015, 06:30:48 AM
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Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris

Seriously, I don't understand this generation. So much technology at their fingertips, yet too lazy to lift a finger.

https://i.imgur.com/HKjvAas.gifv
What movie is that from?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104694/

Good movie.  There's no crying in Baseball!

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February 20, 2015, 11:15:31 AM
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Which generation do you belong to?

Yes, return to the "I am fabiola I want attention thread".
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February 22, 2015, 02:31:52 PM
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Satoshi Nakamoto's identity was revealed by Chuck Norris before the creation of Bitcoin. Tongue
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February 22, 2015, 06:49:33 PM
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Which generation do you belong to?

Yes, return to the "I am fabiola I want attention thread".

hahaha, attention? I'm hardly ever here.

but yes its nice to have my own thread Smiley
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February 22, 2015, 07:07:05 PM
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17 Pakleds approach Chuck Norris while he and his wife were enjoying a quiet dinner at an exclusive sushi bar...

Being the gentleman that Chuck is, he kindly ask the lead Pakled, "May I help you?"

The Pakled replies with, "Today is your lucky day! I am..." He pauses, as a second Pakled whispers in the communicating Pakled's ear, whereupon the Pakled continues, "WE are going to plow OUR faces into your fist."

Chuck's wife chimes in with, "Chuck, please..."

Chuck addresses his wife mid-sentence with, "No need to beg. I'll comply." Upon hearing that, all 17 Pakleds displayed ear-to-ear smiles.

Later that evening, the 17 Pakleds, barely alive, are congregated. One pipes up to another, "Is visiting Jean-Claude Van Damme tomorrow still a go?"
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February 22, 2015, 07:49:22 PM
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When Superman goes to bed...He wears Chuck Norris pajamas!!!

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