Blaztoize
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My posts are seldom static, but always readable :)
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June 27, 2012, 11:20:14 PM |
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All your hosting needs are belong to us.
We found a winner. Perhaps if this was 2003.  |
Pokédex: The jets of water it spouts from the rocket cannons on its shell can punch through thick steel.
BTC: 1Pt2zKYL1CzgqoWy2gETLrqZhWTQSziVno
As of July 2015, I'm back! Currently working on building trust.
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June 28, 2012, 03:14:54 AM |
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"High in the clouds" "The Cloud with a silver lining" "The sun shining through the Clouds" "Every silver lining has a cloud" - This is a quote from Judy Garland. "No Slogans!"  |
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Blaztoize
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June 28, 2012, 02:17:16 PM |
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"No Slogans!"
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Pokédex: The jets of water it spouts from the rocket cannons on its shell can punch through thick steel.
BTC: 1Pt2zKYL1CzgqoWy2gETLrqZhWTQSziVno
As of July 2015, I'm back! Currently working on building trust.
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live627
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June 28, 2012, 06:59:45 PM |
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Snazzy solutions for awesome people
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cmg5461
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June 28, 2012, 07:04:18 PM |
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TizzyTazzy: Easier than the special olympics
We make it easy for you.
We got the hard stuff, sit back and relax!
The easiest solution for the best websites.
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If I've helped: 1CmguJhwW4sbtSMFsyaafikJ8jhYS61quz
Sold: 5850 to lepenguin. Quick, easy and trustworthy.
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crazyates
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June 28, 2012, 07:26:10 PM |
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For the record, I'm totally adding "That's what she said" to the end of every single one of these slogans. Hilarious!
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crazyates
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June 28, 2012, 07:26:45 PM |
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How about:
"Get It Up FAST!!!"
"24x7 -- We Never Sleep!"
"You Can't Handle The Speed!"
"Do you want it now? How about now?"
"Around the clock and down the block we are there!"
"Get CRAZY with your ideas!"
"We have the biggest webs on the Web!"
"Bigger? Better? Faster? How about now?"
"We've got your solution...right here."
"Every Day, Every Way, Cheap to Pay!"
"Want to get it on--The Web?"
"Now Is Still The Best Time!"
"Later Is For Losers"
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the joint
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June 28, 2012, 08:22:17 PM |
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"Fan-funkin'-tastic"
"Get up or go home"
"Get up or get down"
"Where every bit gets a little bit better"
"It's about damn time!"
"Hosting on steroids"
"We ROFL at the competition"
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unfinishe
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June 29, 2012, 03:43:04 AM |
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I'll throw out a few random ideas
"FanTAZtic Solutions"
"You've got needs. We satisfy."
"We make the Net work for you" (net work =~ network)
"Relax. We got this."
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nedbert9
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June 29, 2012, 03:55:33 AM |
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I'll throw out a few random ideas
"FanTAZtic Solutions"
"You've got needs. We satisfy."
"We make the Net work for you" (net work =~ network)
"Relax. We got this."
We make the internets for you. |
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unfinishe
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July 01, 2012, 08:07:57 PM |
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I guess none of our ideas passed muster. Shame.  |
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AndrewBUD
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July 01, 2012, 08:13:50 PM |
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"we bring your ideas to light"
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Dargo
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July 01, 2012, 08:28:18 PM |
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I guess none of our ideas passed muster. Shame. Who knows, OP hasn't contributed to the thread since starting it...kinda bad manners if you ask me. |
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unfinishe
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July 01, 2012, 08:35:53 PM |
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Who knows, OP hasn't contributed to the thread since starting it...kinda bad manners if you ask me.
I might not go that far, but it'd be nice to get a little feedback, so we can try to get closer to the mark. |
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2weiX
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July 01, 2012, 08:54:47 PM |
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in mah serverz - hostin yer internetz
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ElectricMucus
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Marketing manager - GO MP
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July 01, 2012, 09:09:27 PM
Last edit: July 01, 2012, 10:00:01 PM by ElectricMucus |
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It seems they already have plenty of slogans (on the about page, on the logo)
But anyway here is my suggestion:
"Once you have their service you never give it back." - it's a inverted Ferenghi rule of acquisition, it's nerdy enough to be recognized by geeks, it suggests a business model to corporations and quality to regular folks and it is catchy and unique enough to be remembered.
(You would have to live up to it though...)
Alternatively to make it more clear "Once you have our service you never give it back."
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finkleshnorts
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July 01, 2012, 09:29:02 PM |
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"you won't hear from us again"
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Jack1Rip1BurnIt
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Trust me, these default swaps will limit the risks
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July 02, 2012, 03:22:40 AM |
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"We keep you spinning with the rest of the world."
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Successful trades with bels, misterbigg, ChrisNelson, shackleford, geniusboy91, and Isokivi.
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I'm not just any shaman, I'm a Sha256man
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July 02, 2012, 05:50:27 AM |
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It's better than gravy salad!
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the joint
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July 02, 2012, 06:02:52 AM |
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"Because nobody thought of it sooner"
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