6 BTC to someone who comes up with a slogan I like

[TizzyTazzy]

UPDATE: We now have a mascot.  

This is an upped bounty from my previous threads:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=83597.0
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=83972.0

Current bounty includes:
6 BTC
Life time web hosting. (Linux/cPanel)
Life time domain. (.com, .net, .org, .biz or .info)
A free TizzyTazzy shirt when available.

I run a web hosting company that accepts BTC through BitPay as well as traditional currencies and am in the process of getting a complete website design remodel and a crazy/friendly mascot character to go with the name. The site link is in my signature.

I'm looking for a fresh cool crazy spontaneous slogan. Nothing generic like "Web Hosting Solutions" -- something unique and different.  Don't be shy and offer as many slogans as you want.

If I like it enough to use your slogan I'll send the bounty your way! Have fun and thanks for your help.

Some tips:
Don't use TizzyTazzy or Host in the slogan itself.
The target audience is everyone in general, from personal dummies who know nothing to tech geeks to big businesses.
No technical or BTC slogans, we simply accept and support BTC, TizzyTazzy doesn't revolve around it.

On another note:
If your in the business of making animated presentation videos, feel free to shoot me a PM with specifics, work you have done, pricing, etc.

Current possible choices:
TizzyTazzy - Solutions you'll RIOT for
By: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=58854

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DISCLAIMER: Some people (more like a specific someone) seems to think that I have to choose a slogan within a certain time frame or otherwise I'm a "scammer" and need to "get off my high horse". This is not a contest with a time frame, if I like a slogan and use it, the winner gets the reward. That simple. If not then no one gets anything and I may up the bounty yet again to make things fun. Why some people feel the need to harass and stalk me ruining the fun I do not know, all I know is they sure need to work on some basic social skills, why this person is a mod I have no clue.

I have tried multiple times to simply ignore this person after awhile, but recently I found a thread he dedicated to me which I found funny and was disgusted by, more so because this person is a mod on these forums.

Here are some of my threads, they aren't related to this topic yet the user (and mod) "paraipan" felt the need to stalk/harass me constantly.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=83921
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=84924
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=86316
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=78589

I believe there may have been 2-3 more but I don't feel like digging further.

So far reading around I have found out this person is very well known for being basically a complete troll, someone even decided to blog about him on bitcoin shit list.
http://bitcoin-shitlist.com/2012/02/16/paraipan/

On btc-otc he has some bad ratings including one that doesn't suprise me--"Resorts to violence for competitive advantage; resorts to childish namecalling and further threats when chastised for it."

P.S. Yes, Paraipan is a scumbag. We kicked him out of the magazine's translator group because of his improper behavior regarding Bitcoinica as well.

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[Luceo]

You could go with something business-oriented like...
'Solutions for Life'
'A Revolution in Solutions'
'At Your Service'
'The Information Company'

Or, something a bit wild-themed, your mascot makes me think of like the Tasmanian devil or something...
'Solutions You'll Go Wild For'
'Deals on the Wild Side'
'Making You King of the Jungle'
'Top Of The Food Chain'

Something else I like...
'The Natural Evolution'

[finkleshnorts]

"we shit on the competition."

[BrimStone]

How about:

"Get It Up FAST!!!"
"24x7 -- We Never Sleep!"
"You Can't Handle The Speed!"
"Do you want it now?  How about now?"
"Around the clock and down the block we are there!"
"Get CRAZY with your ideas!"
"We have the biggest webs on the Web!"
"Bigger? Better? Faster? How about now?"
"We've got your solution...right here."
"Every Day, Every Way, Cheap to Pay!"
"Want to get it on--The Web?"
"Now Is Still The Best Time!"
"Later Is For Losers"

[sadpandatech]

"The Future of online presence."
"Where The Web meets Your Web."
"Your online presence is the door to success."
"Hey other providers, we have two minutes time for you, tell us everything you know."

[nayrB16]

How about
"Upsetting the balance"

[Dargo]

"In other words pure awesome"

"In other words pure awesomeness"

"Pure awesome(ness)"

"You be ballin the web in no time"

"The domain of awesome"

"Hot service cool prices"

"Awesome solutions for awesome people"

"Solutions almost as awesome as you"

"Where you own the web"

"If you can read this you have great eyes"

"Your web your way"

"With us the web will be your bitch"

"Make the web your bitch"

"The web will be your bitch"

"Solutions to make the web your bitch"

Could keep going, so if none of these quite work, but you generally like the direction, PM me or something.

[dancupid]

"We'll make you com"
or .com if you prefer

[RaggedMonk]

The Host with the Most

All your hosting needs are belong to us.

We service your (web) services

Enthusiastic about uptime

Don't be in a Tizzy, just keep us busy

[Matthew N. Wright]

         Marketable Character Personality Concept + Slogan


         Benefits:
         
         

• Presents character personality similar to Tazmanian Devil which compliments TizzyTazzy trademark
• Simple
• Easy to remember
• Covers major selling points
• Unique branding
• Clean trademark

         Originality:
                  9/10


         Requested Fee:
                  BTC15

[Blaztoize]

Hassle-free transparency, web-hosting done extraordinarily.

We're not just fast, we're unsurpassed.

Link yourself up, we're waiting!

It's about your potential. Our downtime is inconsequential. 99.995% uptime. ( or something like that. REAL stats of course. >:s)

[Luceo]

Also, your mascot needs a name.

[Matthew N. Wright]

Also, your mascot needs a name.

I was going for "TizzyTazzy" being the name of the character.

[nathanghart]

"Lose the panic button."
"Forget the panic button."
"Go trolling, we got this."
"We got this."
"Fubar no more."
"The host with a happy ending."

[nedbert9]

"we shit on the competition."

lulz

[nedbert9]

"Relatively acceptable service not affiliated with TizzyTazzy, Web hosting solutions or any general use of Host."

™

[investr]

"Experience excellence."

"Let us spin you up."

"A whirlwind of web." (whirlwind of quality/ of service/ of xyz )

"Your web unleashed."

"Wild performance, tame price."

"Spin up your solution."

"Quick, Quirky, Quality"

[finkleshnorts]

"In other words pure awesome"

"In other words pure awesomeness"

"Pure awesome(ness)"

"You be ballin the web in no time"

"The domain of awesome"

"Hot service cool prices"

"Awesome solutions for awesome people"

"Solutions almost as awesome as you"

"Where you own the web"

"If you can read this you have great eyes"

"Your web your way"

"With us the web will be your bitch"

"Make the web your bitch"

"The web will be your bitch"

"Solutions to make the web your bitch"

Could keep going, so if none of these quite work, but you generally like the direction, PM me or something.

You could boil these down to 3 words:

"awesome web bitch."

[unfinishe]

I'm no marketing expert, but here are my two cents.

It all depends on the angle that you're really going for. From what I can tell, you have very reasonable prices (which are always nice). However, as with anything else, often people find out that cheap products are often of lower quality (you get what you pay for). Basically, I would try to communicate that (1) you know what you're doing technically and (2) you will provide reliable and helpful customer service, all while (3) having good prices. Now, you could go for some stiff and old-fashioned bit phrases, like:

"Expert Quality", "Solid Service", or "Unmatched Value"

but I suppose you want something a little less generic sounding. I'll just throw out a few right now, but I'll keep thinking about it tonight...

"Mo money, No problems", "Headache-Free Guarantee", "We've got your back, you can keep the arm and leg", "Results you can trust, prices you will love"

[finkleshnorts]

The Host with the Most

All your hosting needs are belong to us.

We service your (web) services

Enthusiastic about uptime

Don't be in a Tizzy, just keep us busy

We found a winner.

[Blaztoize]

All your hosting needs are belong to us.

We found a winner.

Perhaps if this was 2003.  

[psilan]

"High in the clouds"

"The Cloud with a silver lining"

"The sun shining through the Clouds"

"Every silver lining has a cloud" - This is a quote from Judy Garland.

"No Slogans!"

 

[Blaztoize]

"No Slogans!"

[live627]

Snazzy solutions for awesome people

[cmg5461]

TizzyTazzy: Easier than the special olympics

We make it easy for you.

We got the hard stuff, sit back and relax!

The easiest solution for the best websites.

[crazyates]

For the record, I'm totally adding "That's what she said" to the end of every single one of these slogans. Hilarious!

[crazyates]

How about:

"Get It Up FAST!!!"
"24x7 -- We Never Sleep!"
"You Can't Handle The Speed!"
"Do you want it now?  How about now?"
"Around the clock and down the block we are there!"
"Get CRAZY with your ideas!"
"We have the biggest webs on the Web!"
"Bigger? Better? Faster? How about now?"
"We've got your solution...right here."
"Every Day, Every Way, Cheap to Pay!"
"Want to get it on--The Web?"
"Now Is Still The Best Time!"
"Later Is For Losers"

[the joint]

"Fan-funkin'-tastic"

"Get up or go home"

"Get up or get down"

"Where every bit gets a little bit better"

"It's about damn time!"

"Hosting on steroids"

"We ROFL at the competition"

[unfinishe]

I'll throw out a few random ideas

"FanTAZtic Solutions"
"You've got needs. We satisfy."
"We make the Net work for you" (net work =~ network)
"Relax. We got this."

[nedbert9]

I'll throw out a few random ideas

"FanTAZtic Solutions"
"You've got needs. We satisfy."
"We make the Net work for you" (net work =~ network)
"Relax. We got this."

We make the internets for you.

[unfinishe]

I guess none of our ideas passed muster. Shame. 

[AndrewBUD]

"we bring your ideas to light"

[Dargo]

I guess none of our ideas passed muster. Shame. 

Who knows, OP hasn't contributed to the thread since starting it...kinda bad manners if you ask me.

[unfinishe]

Who knows, OP hasn't contributed to the thread since starting it...kinda bad manners if you ask me.

I might not go that far, but it'd be nice to get a little feedback, so we can try to get closer to the mark.

[2weiX]

in mah serverz - hostin yer internetz

[ElectricMucus]

It seems they already have plenty of slogans (on the about page, on the logo)

But anyway here is my suggestion:

"Once you have their service you never give it back." - it's a inverted Ferenghi rule of acquisition, it's nerdy enough to be recognized by geeks, it suggests a business model to corporations and quality to regular folks and it is catchy and unique enough to be remembered.
(You would have to live up to it though...)

Alternatively to make it more clear "Once you have our service you never give it back."

[finkleshnorts]

"you won't hear from us again"

[Jack1Rip1BurnIt]

"We keep you spinning with the rest of the world."

[Xenland]

It's better than gravy salad!

[the joint]

"Because nobody thought of it sooner"

[finkleshnorts]

"we promise a lot of things"
"all of our contests are open ended"
"we vanish like satoshi"
"we don't value you're opinion thaaaat much"
"we shit on forums"
"keep trying!"

[fatigue]

"Hosting with class since the first piece of ass"

"Hosting, not boasting"

"All aboard the crazy train"

"We love you long time"

"clean and classy"

"spunk, not junk"

"ello poppet!"

"roasting toast from coast to coast" (jk)

"The best host from coast to coast"

[the joint]

"Subtly simple, but we're not."

"Subtly simple...or not."

[Garr255]

"we promise a lot of things"
"all of our contests are open ended"
"we vanish like satoshi"
"we don't value you're opinion thaaaat much"
"we shit on forums"
"keep trying!"

lol +1

[the joint]

"we promise a lot of things"
"all of our contests are open ended"
"we vanish like satoshi"
"we don't value you're opinion thaaaat much"
"we shit on forums"
"keep trying!"

lol +1

It's funny.  He gets choosy with his slogans, but his company's name is...

[Azrael_PT]

Instantly F.A.R. Bit

 

[squall1066]

"let us munch your bytes"
"hosting at byte sized prices"
"let us host your site and eat away the competition"

can you see the theme i use, because your character has teeth

[Dargo]

"we know indecision, we know inertia"

"we have no idea which solution is best for you, but we'll ask our forum monkeys"

[finkleshnorts]

"we know indecision, we know inertia"

"we have no idea which solution is best for you, but we'll ask our forum monkeys"

Hahaha

[bitcrowd]

hosting with a buzz 
solutions with a buzz
hosting that will make you buzz

tantrum-free hosting/solutions
hosting with a fizz
solutions that fizz

web solutions that will zap you
hosting that zaps!

hosting in the zone
Solutions with the wizz
No Puzzle Hosting

Hosting with a thrill
solutions with a thrill

eye popping hosting
eye popping solutions


solutions for your bizz

devilishly good hosting/solutions
orange rodent certified
tas-mania solutions
tas-mania hosting

tas-maniac solutions
tas-maniac hosting
tas-maniac-ly good solutions
tas-maniac-ly good hosting/service


Quality; you will agree
Solutions that are almost free
Hosting thats virtually free*
hosting that will bring you glee
solutions/hosting with glee

solutions that make you spree
hosting with integrity & degree
service with integrity
solutions that have glory
thumbs up hosting
thumbs up quality
thumbs up solutions

thumbs up, eye-popping solutions
thumbs up, eye popping hosting/quality/service

reliable hosting/solutions for a small fee

[rjk]

No Puzzle Hosting
orange rodent certified

Oh yes, I like both of these! The first one is corporate, but not stale, and the second one is just wack.

[kaneda2004]

1.75" tall, more powerful than godzilla. Take our servers for a spin.

[cmg5461]

Free candy

[IIOII]

"we promise a lot of things"
"all of our contests are open ended"
"we vanish like satoshi"
"we don't value you're opinion thaaaat much"
"we shit on forums"
"keep trying!"

+ 1


"We double down on promises each time we failed to keep them."

"No, we don't have to!"

"At least we wrote a disclaimer."

[Anduck]

"How do YOU host your webs?"

"Conquer the web, be the spider"

"It ain't gonna buy itself. Will you?"

"Make yourself part of the internet with us!"

"Give money get service"


...This without giving any thought to anything related to anything.

[AndrewBUD]

We will earn your Bitcoins

[the joint]

"Where 0's and 1's become heroes and fun"

[fatigue]

"Where 0's and 1's become heroes and fun"

Not bad! This one could be used for a multitude of businesses and is quite catchy.

[Blaztoize]

"Where 0's and 1's become heroes and fun"

+2. Yeah it sucks how open-ended this contest is, but at least I was exposed to some quality stuff-- such as this open-ended versatile slogan.

[fatigue]

"Where 0's and 1's become heroes and fun"

Not bad! This one could be used for a multitude of businesses and is quite catchy.

+2. Yeah it sucks how open-ended this contest is, but at least I was exposed to some quality stuff-- such as this open-ended versatile slogan.

*copyrights it*

[Blaztoize]

*copyrights it*

*copyrights you*

[fatigue]

*copyrights it*

*copyrights you*

*copyrights life*

loledit

Mindfucked.

[Matthew N. Wright]

*copyrights it*

*copyrights you*

*copyrights life*

Mindfucked.

®

[Blaztoize]

®

[fatigue]

*copyrights it*

*copyrights you*

*copyrights life*

loledit

Mindfucked.

®

Well shit. There goes that.

[Matthew N. Wright]

I'm suing you all for breaching my trademark of

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[fatigue]

i see no proof of my even composing that statement. loledit

[Blaztoize]

Reserve this! (too late actually)

Hm, since it's not really official yet, I'll just lay one of these down... ℠    

/threadhijack

EDIT: Will update this post with a slogan or two.
--The relevant part of this post--

"Bridging people"
"Your way, easy"
"And you're done"
"Fun, Done, Runs"

[the joint]

"Where 0's and 1's become heroes and fun"

If someone wants to rip this, go for it, but please send a few BTC my way 

[fatigue]

"Where 0's and 1's become heroes and fun"

If someone wants to rip this, go for it, but please send a few BTC my way 

Shit... $275 to trademark it...

[the joint]

"Where 0's and 1's become heroes and fun"

If someone wants to rip this, go for it, but please send a few BTC my way 

Shit... $275 to trademark it...

$275 + a few BTC

[fatigue]

"Where 0's and 1's become heroes and fun"

If someone wants to rip this, go for it, but please send a few BTC my way 

Shit... $275 to trademark it...

$275 + a few BTC

lol! yes, yes.

[Xenland]

If you dont like the price we will cut it in half then double it.

[fatigue]

If you dont like the price we will cut it in half then double it.

Hell yeah! thats one steal of a deal right there.

[cablepair]

our web service sucks.



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[Blaztoize]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00SfIGeTOHg

Just tryin' it out. Me likes those words A LOT.

[Matthew N. Wright]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00SfIGeTOHg

Just tryin' it out. Me likes those words A LOT.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jHdxWLu7nd

[cablepair]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00SfIGeTOHg

Just tryin' it out. Me likes those words A LOT.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jHdxWLu7nd

damn matt,  nice pic!

not nearly as sexy as the horse faces but still , I did not realize you were so GQ!

if we ever get any actual females on this forum - watch out!



-cp

[Matthew N. Wright]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00SfIGeTOHg

Just tryin' it out. Me likes those words A LOT.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jHdxWLu7nd

damn matt,  nice pic!

not nearly as sexy as the horse faces but still , I did not realize you were so GQ!

if we ever get any actual females on this forum - watch out!



-cp

How dare you embarrass me like that! Now I'm all flustered and will probably do something to embarrass myself more like post my awful family guy impressions.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fCoqDypprD

[cablepair]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00SfIGeTOHg

Just tryin' it out. Me likes those words A LOT.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jHdxWLu7nd

damn matt,  nice pic!

not nearly as sexy as the horse faces but still , I did not realize you were so GQ!

if we ever get any actual females on this forum - watch out!



-cp

How dare you embarrass me like that! Now I'm all flustered and will probably do something to embarrass myself more like post my awful family guy impressions.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fCoqDypprD

LMFAO!!!

[Blaztoize]

Я пocтaвил извecти в кoкocoвoм и cмeшaть вce этo. Baт.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03vLcSE0HIv  

[dancupid]

"PHP/MySQL support, offering PHP 5 and MySQL 5 database !!!!!"

Succinct, poetic and to the point

[paraipan]

Is this thing on, testing... TizzyTazzy seems to be on his way to this thread guys, but don't hold your breath, he chose to settle some things with me first... https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=91985.0

[rjk]

Is this thing on, testing... TizzyTazzy seems to be on his way to this thread guys, but don't hold your breath, he chose to settle some things with me first... https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=91985.0

Why do you care? You aren't being asked to waste your time on it, and neither is anyone else. The terms in the OP are fairly clear, and if you don't agree with them you can simply ignore the topic and not post.

[paraipan]

Is this thing on, testing... TizzyTazzy seems to be on his way to this thread guys, but don't hold your breath, he chose to settle some things with me first... https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=91985.0

Why do you care? You aren't being asked to waste your time on it, and neither is anyone else. The terms in the OP are fairly clear, and if you don't agree with them you can simply ignore the topic and not post.

Because he chose to drag me into his last slogan bounty, I was ignoring him already.

[TizzyTazzy]

Is this thing on, testing... TizzyTazzy seems to be on his way to this thread guys, but don't hold your breath, he chose to settle some things with me first... https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=91985.0

Why do you care? You aren't being asked to waste your time on it, and neither is anyone else. The terms in the OP are fairly clear, and if you don't agree with them you can simply ignore the topic and not post.

Because he chose to drag me into his last slogan bounty, I was ignoring him already.

Nope.

I have tried multiple times to simply ignore this person after awhile, but recently I found a thread he dedicated to me which I found funny and was disgusted by, more so because this person is a mod on these forums.