6 BTC to someone who comes up with a slogan I like

[TizzyTazzy]

UPDATE: We now have a mascot.  

This is an upped bounty from my previous threads:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=83597.0
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=83972.0

Current bounty includes:
6 BTC
Life time web hosting. (Linux/cPanel)
Life time domain. (.com, .net, .org, .biz or .info)
A free TizzyTazzy shirt when available.

I run a web hosting company that accepts BTC through BitPay as well as traditional currencies and am in the process of getting a complete website design remodel and a crazy/friendly mascot character to go with the name. The site link is in my signature.

I'm looking for a fresh cool crazy spontaneous slogan. Nothing generic like "Web Hosting Solutions" -- something unique and different.  Don't be shy and offer as many slogans as you want.

If I like it enough to use your slogan I'll send the bounty your way! Have fun and thanks for your help.

Some tips:
Don't use TizzyTazzy or Host in the slogan itself.
The target audience is everyone in general, from personal dummies who know nothing to tech geeks to big businesses.
No technical or BTC slogans, we simply accept and support BTC, TizzyTazzy doesn't revolve around it.

On another note:
If your in the business of making animated presentation videos, feel free to shoot me a PM with specifics, work you have done, pricing, etc.

Current possible choices:
TizzyTazzy - Solutions you'll RIOT for
By: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=58854

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DISCLAIMER: Some people (more like a specific someone) seems to think that I have to choose a slogan within a certain time frame or otherwise I'm a "scammer" and need to "get off my high horse". This is not a contest with a time frame, if I like a slogan and use it, the winner gets the reward. That simple. If not then no one gets anything and I may up the bounty yet again to make things fun. Why some people feel the need to harass and stalk me ruining the fun I do not know, all I know is they sure need to work on some basic social skills, why this person is a mod I have no clue.

I have tried multiple times to simply ignore this person after awhile, but recently I found a thread he dedicated to me which I found funny and was disgusted by, more so because this person is a mod on these forums.

Here are some of my threads, they aren't related to this topic yet the user (and mod) "paraipan" felt the need to stalk/harass me constantly.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=83921
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=84924
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=86316
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=78589

I believe there may have been 2-3 more but I don't feel like digging further.

So far reading around I have found out this person is very well known for being basically a complete troll, someone even decided to blog about him on bitcoin shit list.
http://bitcoin-shitlist.com/2012/02/16/paraipan/

On btc-otc he has some bad ratings including one that doesn't suprise me--"Resorts to violence for competitive advantage; resorts to childish namecalling and further threats when chastised for it."

P.S. Yes, Paraipan is a scumbag. We kicked him out of the magazine's translator group because of his improper behavior regarding Bitcoinica as well.

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[Luceo]

You could go with something business-oriented like...
'Solutions for Life'
'A Revolution in Solutions'
'At Your Service'
'The Information Company'

Or, something a bit wild-themed, your mascot makes me think of like the Tasmanian devil or something...
'Solutions You'll Go Wild For'
'Deals on the Wild Side'
'Making You King of the Jungle'
'Top Of The Food Chain'

Something else I like...
'The Natural Evolution'

[finkleshnorts]

"we shit on the competition."

[BrimStone]

How about:

"Get It Up FAST!!!"
"24x7 -- We Never Sleep!"
"You Can't Handle The Speed!"
"Do you want it now?  How about now?"
"Around the clock and down the block we are there!"
"Get CRAZY with your ideas!"
"We have the biggest webs on the Web!"
"Bigger? Better? Faster? How about now?"
"We've got your solution...right here."
"Every Day, Every Way, Cheap to Pay!"
"Want to get it on--The Web?"
"Now Is Still The Best Time!"
"Later Is For Losers"

[sadpandatech]

"The Future of online presence."
"Where The Web meets Your Web."
"Your online presence is the door to success."
"Hey other providers, we have two minutes time for you, tell us everything you know."

[nayrB16]

How about
"Upsetting the balance"

[Dargo]

"In other words pure awesome"

"In other words pure awesomeness"

"Pure awesome(ness)"

"You be ballin the web in no time"

"The domain of awesome"

"Hot service cool prices"

"Awesome solutions for awesome people"

"Solutions almost as awesome as you"

"Where you own the web"

"If you can read this you have great eyes"

"Your web your way"

"With us the web will be your bitch"

"Make the web your bitch"

"The web will be your bitch"

"Solutions to make the web your bitch"

Could keep going, so if none of these quite work, but you generally like the direction, PM me or something.

[dancupid]

"We'll make you com"
or .com if you prefer

[RaggedMonk]

The Host with the Most

All your hosting needs are belong to us.

We service your (web) services

Enthusiastic about uptime

Don't be in a Tizzy, just keep us busy

[Matthew N. Wright]

         Marketable Character Personality Concept + Slogan


         Benefits:
         
         

• Presents character personality similar to Tazmanian Devil which compliments TizzyTazzy trademark
• Simple
• Easy to remember
• Covers major selling points
• Unique branding
• Clean trademark

         Originality:
                  9/10


         Requested Fee:
                  BTC15

[Blaztoize]

Hassle-free transparency, web-hosting done extraordinarily.

We're not just fast, we're unsurpassed.

Link yourself up, we're waiting!

It's about your potential. Our downtime is inconsequential. 99.995% uptime. ( or something like that. REAL stats of course. >:s)

[Luceo]

Also, your mascot needs a name.

[Matthew N. Wright]

Also, your mascot needs a name.

I was going for "TizzyTazzy" being the name of the character.

[nathanghart]

"Lose the panic button."
"Forget the panic button."
"Go trolling, we got this."
"We got this."
"Fubar no more."
"The host with a happy ending."

[nedbert9]

"we shit on the competition."

lulz

[nedbert9]

"Relatively acceptable service not affiliated with TizzyTazzy, Web hosting solutions or any general use of Host."

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[investr]

"Experience excellence."

"Let us spin you up."

"A whirlwind of web." (whirlwind of quality/ of service/ of xyz )

"Your web unleashed."

"Wild performance, tame price."

"Spin up your solution."

"Quick, Quirky, Quality"

[finkleshnorts]

"In other words pure awesome"

"In other words pure awesomeness"

"Pure awesome(ness)"

"You be ballin the web in no time"

"The domain of awesome"

"Hot service cool prices"

"Awesome solutions for awesome people"

"Solutions almost as awesome as you"

"Where you own the web"

"If you can read this you have great eyes"

"Your web your way"

"With us the web will be your bitch"

"Make the web your bitch"

"The web will be your bitch"

"Solutions to make the web your bitch"

Could keep going, so if none of these quite work, but you generally like the direction, PM me or something.

You could boil these down to 3 words:

"awesome web bitch."

[unfinishe]

I'm no marketing expert, but here are my two cents.

It all depends on the angle that you're really going for. From what I can tell, you have very reasonable prices (which are always nice). However, as with anything else, often people find out that cheap products are often of lower quality (you get what you pay for). Basically, I would try to communicate that (1) you know what you're doing technically and (2) you will provide reliable and helpful customer service, all while (3) having good prices. Now, you could go for some stiff and old-fashioned bit phrases, like:

"Expert Quality", "Solid Service", or "Unmatched Value"

but I suppose you want something a little less generic sounding. I'll just throw out a few right now, but I'll keep thinking about it tonight...

"Mo money, No problems", "Headache-Free Guarantee", "We've got your back, you can keep the arm and leg", "Results you can trust, prices you will love"

[finkleshnorts]

The Host with the Most

All your hosting needs are belong to us.

We service your (web) services

Enthusiastic about uptime

Don't be in a Tizzy, just keep us busy

We found a winner.