What is wrong with this place?

[lanternblue]

People keep pretending to be banks and asking for things like collateral or credit score, but they don't have the means to provide a legal document that both parties can sign to make such loans possible.

Also, why are loans so small and short. Are lenders poor here? Or are they just being paranoid?

Are they not aware that the longer and the larger the loan amount, the higher the return on investment?

I mean like what do you expect me to do with a 1 BTC loan? Also why would you put a percentage on top of a 1 BTC loan if it's only been 3-8 hours? With a regular bank, you can actually just give the money back because very little time has passed and no interest has incurred yet.

[DeathAndTaxes]

Tough day at the ole scamming mill boss?  Crack open a cold one and rant on about the suckers not being suckers and making it easy for ya!

Back in my day you could get a 100 BTC loan with just a noob account and a good story.  Now those were some good scamming days

In case anyone is wondering.  Mr "Whats wrong with this place" is upset that nobody was willing to hand over 1,000 BTC to an anonymous person with no skills, no rep, no collateral based on a one line proposal to "join in on the ASICS revolution".

[Coinbuck @ BTCLot]

Just for those who are a bit distracted:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=91726.0

[lanternblue]

Tough day at the ole scamming mill boss?  Crack open a cold one and rant on about the suckers not being suckers and making it easy for ya!

Back in my day you could get a 100 BTC loan with just a noob account and a good story.  Now those were some good scamming days

In case anyone is wondering.  Mr "Whats wrong with this place" is upset that nobody was willing to hand over 1,000 BTC to an anonymous person with no skills, no rep, no collateral based on a one line proposal to "join in on the ASICS revolution".

Get lost you raging homosexual, it's probably easiear to put my 13 inch wang up your hoohoo rather than taking your stinking BITCH-coins.

I have more skills, I don't care about rep that's bullshit anyways, obviously I have collateral moron otherwise it would not be on the first post.

And the rest of your post is just a raging homosexual faggot post because you were probably a geek who was abused in every way while you were growing up, why do you even mine coins buddy, what are you like 65? Go get a job and make money like the rest of your stinking ass old man generation.

[Raoul Duke]

Tough day at the ole scamming mill boss?  Crack open a cold one and rant on about the suckers not being suckers and making it easy for ya!

Back in my day you could get a 100 BTC loan with just a noob account and a good story.  Now those were some good scamming days

In case anyone is wondering.  Mr "Whats wrong with this place" is upset that nobody was willing to hand over 1,000 BTC to an anonymous person with no skills, no rep, no collateral based on a one line proposal to "join in on the ASICS revolution".

Get lost you raging homosexual, it's probably easiear to put my 13 inch wang up your hoohoo rather than taking your stinking BITCH-coins.

I have more skills, I don't care about rep that's bullshit anyways, obviously I have collateral moron otherwise it would not be on the first post.

And the rest of your post is just a raging homosexual faggot post because you were probably a geek who was abused in every way while you were growing up, why do you even mine coins buddy, what are you like 65? Go get a job and make money like the rest of your stinking ass old man generation.

You better change the thread subject to: "What is wrong with me?"

[lanternblue]

Just for those who are a bit distracted:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=91726.0

Yeah and so what?

[lanternblue]

Tough day at the ole scamming mill boss?  Crack open a cold one and rant on about the suckers not being suckers and making it easy for ya!

Back in my day you could get a 100 BTC loan with just a noob account and a good story.  Now those were some good scamming days

In case anyone is wondering.  Mr "Whats wrong with this place" is upset that nobody was willing to hand over 1,000 BTC to an anonymous person with no skills, no rep, no collateral based on a one line proposal to "join in on the ASICS revolution".

Get lost you raging homosexual, it's probably easiear to put my 13 inch wang up your hoohoo rather than taking your stinking BITCH-coins.

I have more skills, I don't care about rep that's bullshit anyways, obviously I have collateral moron otherwise it would not be on the first post.

And the rest of your post is just a raging homosexual faggot post because you were probably a geek who was abused in every way while you were growing up, why do you even mine coins buddy, what are you like 65? Go get a job and make money like the rest of your stinking ass old man generation.

You better change the thread subject to: "What is wrong with me?"

What's wrong with your cock, loser?

Can't get a girl and live on the message boards, psycho?

[Raoul Duke]

This is geting nice and warm and fuzzy.

Can you guys smell the desperate scammer scent already?

[PatrickHarnett]

People keep pretending to be banks and asking for things like collateral or credit score, but they don't have the means to provide a legal document that both parties can sign to make such loans possible.

Also, why are loans so small and short. Are lenders poor here? Or are they just being paranoid?

Are they not aware that the longer and the larger the loan amount, the higher the return on investment?

I mean like what do you expect me to do with a 1 BTC loan? Also why would you put a percentage on top of a 1 BTC loan if it's only been 3-8 hours? With a regular bank, you can actually just give the money back because very little time has passed and no interest has incurred yet.

I have posted into Lanternblue's request thread and received a pm as well asking for loan requirements.  It is pretty simple I'm not going to extend credit on something that doesn't exist.  However, this post is worth responding to.

I can and have provided legal documents for some people to execute.  I don't pretend to be a "bank", and to avoid simple theft it is sensible to find out some basic things about someone asking for money.

Loans are short because the interest rates (to cover risk of default) makes long term loans prohibitively expensive.
They are also small because for many people getting into bitcoins, 5BTC is a fortune, and lenders don't like plopping 500 coins down on an unknown person.

Personally, I don't expect someone to do anything with a one day, 1BTC loan.

I would also observe that coming into the lending section and swearing at everyone is not a good tactic.  Jcole tried that, as have several others.

[danieldaniel]

Tough day at the ole scamming mill boss?  Crack open a cold one and rant on about the suckers not being suckers and making it easy for ya!

Back in my day you could get a 100 BTC loan with just a noob account and a good story.  Now those were some good scamming days

In case anyone is wondering.  Mr "Whats wrong with this place" is upset that nobody was willing to hand over 1,000 BTC to an anonymous person with no skills, no rep, no collateral based on a one line proposal to "join in on the ASICS revolution".

Get lost you raging homosexual, it's probably easiear to put my 13 inch wang up your hoohoo rather than taking your stinking BITCH-coins.

I have more skills, I don't care about rep that's bullshit anyways, obviously I have collateral moron otherwise it would not be on the first post.

And the rest of your post is just a raging homosexual faggot post because you were probably a geek who was abused in every way while you were growing up, why do you even mine coins buddy, what are you like 65? Go get a job and make money like the rest of your stinking ass old man generation.

You better change the thread subject to: "What is wrong with me?"

What's wrong with your cock, loser?

Can't get a girl and live on the message boards, psycho?

You mad bro?

[copumpkin]

I was going to answer with a real explanation of the unique conditions that make Bitcoin lending what it is, but if you're going to insult everyone around here, I'm not going to bother. You obviously can't handle your anger issues towards people you've never met and have interacted with once or twice, and I hate to think what entering a business relationship worth thousands of dollars (in which things might not go your way) with you would be like.

[EnergyVampire]

IBTL

[grue]

Get lost you raging homosexual, it's probably easiear to put my 13 inch wang up your hoohoo rather than taking your stinking BITCH-coins.

I have more skills, I don't care about rep that's bullshit anyways, obviously I have collateral moron otherwise it would not be on the first post.

And the rest of your post is just a raging homosexual faggot post because you were probably a geek who was abused in every way while you were growing up, why do you even mine coins buddy, what are you like 65? Go get a job and make money like the rest of your stinking ass old man generation.

So mature...

[pekv2]

Tough day at the ole scamming mill boss?  Crack open a cold one and rant on about the suckers not being suckers and making it easy for ya!

Back in my day you could get a 100 BTC loan with just a noob account and a good story.  Now those were some good scamming days

In case anyone is wondering.  Mr "Whats wrong with this place" is upset that nobody was willing to hand over 1,000 BTC to an anonymous person with no skills, no rep, no collateral based on a one line proposal to "join in on the ASICS revolution".

Get lost you raging homosexual, it's probably easiear to put my 13 inch wang up your hoohoo rather than taking your stinking BITCH-coins.

I have more skills, I don't care about rep that's bullshit anyways, obviously I have collateral moron otherwise it would not be on the first post.

And the rest of your post is just a raging homosexual faggot post because you were probably a geek who was abused in every way while you were growing up, why do you even mine coins buddy, what are you like 65? Go get a job and make money like the rest of your stinking ass old man generation.

Oh someone is pissed, been trying so hard to scam and been confronted in sockpup accounts and prob including this one you have here? that's what it looks to me.

I'm luvin it, every little bit. Btw, you should take a good watch at this and pay very close attention.

Scammer Commits Suicide In The Courtroom After Being Convicted of Arson

[CecilNiosaki]

How classy.

[hashking]

Tough day at the ole scamming mill boss?  Crack open a cold one and rant on about the suckers not being suckers and making it easy for ya!

Back in my day you could get a 100 BTC loan with just a noob account and a good story.  Now those were some good scamming days

In case anyone is wondering.  Mr "Whats wrong with this place" is upset that nobody was willing to hand over 1,000 BTC to an anonymous person with no skills, no rep, no collateral based on a one line proposal to "join in on the ASICS revolution".

Get lost you raging homosexual, it's probably easiear to put my 13 inch wang up your hoohoo rather than taking your stinking BITCH-coins.

I have more skills, I don't care about rep that's bullshit anyways, obviously I have collateral moron otherwise it would not be on the first post.

And the rest of your post is just a raging homosexual faggot post because you were probably a geek who was abused in every way while you were growing up, why do you even mine coins buddy, what are you like 65? Go get a job and make money like the rest of your stinking ass old man generation.

Everyone hurry, give this guy a loan. 

[phantitox]

this  revolution?

[Tomatocage]

Get lost you raging homosexual, it's probably easiear to put my 13 inch wang up your hoohoo rather than taking your stinking BITCH-coins.

I have more skills, I don't care about rep that's bullshit anyways, obviously I have collateral moron otherwise it would not be on the first post.

And the rest of your post is just a raging homosexual faggot post because you were probably a geek who was abused in every way while you were growing up, why do you even mine coins buddy, what are you like 65? Go get a job and make money like the rest of your stinking ass old man generation.

Oh no you didn't finish highschool

Do you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?

[waltmarkers]

And I was just about to give him 500 BTC for 6 months with no doc or collateral. Just call me countrywide.

[AndrewBUD]

LOL.... Raging Homosexual.............. OP your the butt hurt one here..