Let's insult each other!

[rjk]

Can't see why I could be jealous since you lilliputians all realized I was the only one with game here.

Whose game did you steal, bully?

I had to unignore you to read this.  Imagine my disappointment.

The qualifications to be awesome like me require that I feel no empathy for shitstains like you. Have you been motorboating the bronze statue outside again, retard?

[sadpandatech]

this thread. laf it. make me. 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

To play fair, feeling somebody may want I piece of me, I've opt to insult the above user with, "Sentence fail!"

(I have a feeling I'm going to regret this. Please be kind, next poster. Please be kind.)

[Koooooj]

Things are pretty OK!

Anyone for Scrabble later?

[organofcorti]

Things are pretty OK!

Anyone for Scrabble later?

Wrong thread. This is the "Lets insult each other!" thread, not the "I have nothing in my life so I force jolliness and hope people will play boardgames with me" thread.

[organofcorti]

Lets take these posts as a combined insult, shall we? Even then I only feel about 50% insulted, so I think that perhaps you should have tried a little harder. Or maybe you did your best. I do try to encourage the intellectually disabled, so:

Your momma, and you look a lot like her.  So spread your legs and act just like her.

My momma looks like my avatar, which as mentioned elsewhere bears a striking resemblance to Donald Trump's hairpiece? How did you know I had a thing for Donald Trump? Oh, that's right, you didn't. Let's just add that to the ever growing list of "Things officialsavage thinks he knows, but is actually ignorant of".

Yee ha stick it in your grandma, if it don't fit wiggle it a bit.

Um. I had actually envisaged much more interesting and entertaining posts than this when the thread started. Look back a few posts for a guide on how to insult someone. The recent imsaguy, reeses and rjk discussion warrants your attention. Actually, if you want to learn how to insult someone, look at any of reeses' posts anywhere. (I know that you're not the poster above me, reeses, but two birds, one stone etc. Couldn't resist)

[organofcorti]

I bet you'd make even the most patient monk facepalm. Oh wait ....




You just did.

[Kettenmonster]

You are all so lame. You can´t even insult each other properly!

[Kettenmonster]

Try to reinstall your keyboard driver, might help.

[organofcorti]

Here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a case of the blind leading the blind. Popcorn, anyone?

[Kettenmonster]

Sorry but I was distracted, what did you just post?

[organofcorti]

Here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a case of the blind leading the blind. Popcorn, anyone?

[AndrewBUD]

You're all that watery stuff that comes out of a blister on your toe.....

[AndrewBUD]

Have you ever worked a day of hard labor in your life?



HOW THE FUCK, do you work your next day with a giant blister on your toe that keeps GROWING unless you pop it.


I have popped 5000 blisters in the past 10 years... not one has ever got infected......... for all you know I could be some sort of amputee typing with a stick in my mouth. Illiterate my ass hair.....

[AndrewBUD]

LOL to many hard words..... I better get my trusty dictionary... Oh shit I used all the pages to roll joints with.. Damn.....

[DingoRabiit]

LOL to many hard words..... I better get my trusty dictionary... Oh shit I used all the pages to roll joints with.. Damn.....

Medical textbooks have the same style paper.
Ya Dick.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

First post after serving time as a Newbie. What a loser!

[DingoRabiit]

First post after serving time as a Newbie. What a loser!

Ur a looser! Lewk at your half missing brain in your own gif
XD

[Kettenmonster]

Well, at least there is some brain!

[Koooooj]

Here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a case of the blind leading the blind. Copporn, anyone?

(Fixed)