Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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July 27, 2012, 05:22:46 PM |
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Bartender: You don't look old enough to vote, let alone drink.
ZT: Here's a note from my mom.
Bartender: I guess that'll make it okay then. What'll have?
ZT: Anything will do. I'm having trouble sleeping lately.
Bartender: This should do it. That'll be five bucks.
ZT: Which credit card can I use here?
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goodlord666
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July 27, 2012, 05:39:56 PM |
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I liked it.
Even lol'd a little.
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Maria
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July 27, 2012, 05:45:14 PM |
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Bartender: Sorry bud, no credit cards accepted here..
ZT: Ok, do you accept bitcoins?
Bartender: Absolutely! After 6 confirmations you will get your drink.
ZT: Fine, in that case, drinks for everyone here, on me.
Bartender: Hey man thats pretty generous! You Rock! Do You drink Dos XX?
ZT: Yes I do! My friend here is a millionaire and never drinks, but when he does, he drinks urine. Serve him a big frozen Jug please
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July 27, 2012, 06:41:30 PM |
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Bartender: Sorry bud, no credit cards accepted here..
ZT: Ok, do you accept bitcoins?
Bartender: Absolutely! After 6 confirmations you will get your drink.
ZT: Fine, in that case, drinks for everyone here, on me.
Bartender: Hey man thats pretty generous! You Rock! Do You drink Dos XX?
ZT: Yes I do! My friend here is a millionaire and never drinks, but when he does, he drinks urine. Serve him a big frozen Jug please
Try this first: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jokeor this: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/02/25/prozac10c.jpg |
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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July 27, 2012, 06:55:30 PM |
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ZT: You want to a pic of buddy Chen's Pride and Joy? Bartender: Sure!  |
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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July 27, 2012, 07:14:44 PM |
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July 27, 2012, 08:47:59 PM |
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That relic collection story really fascinates me...
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July 28, 2012, 01:40:01 AM |
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Wow, the real life Steve Erkel. |
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Bitcoin Oz
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July 28, 2012, 04:11:07 AM |
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People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ?  |
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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July 28, 2012, 04:51:18 AM |
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Asian boy walks in a bar... AB: Can I use the bathroom? Bartender: Sure. AB: Thanks. <after completing his task, is about to exit the bar when stopped by a couple guys> Guy1: We don't get many Asian lads here in this next of the woods. Guy2: Mind if we take you picture outside in front of the mountain? AB: Sure. Guy1: Can't wait to show this to Margaret. Guy2: Can we buy you a Coke? AB: I'm fine. Thanks though. <back in the bar> Guy1: That makes eight so far. We ready to build that website? Guy2: Think so! We need to be careful though to make sure we don't mess up and link them to our other domains. Guy1 & 2:    Al the Alpaca: What'll I owe you Joe? Bartender: Does is matter? You'll just have me put in on that duck's bill. Duck: Aflac! Al the Alpaca: Later, Joe. Later, guys. Guy1 & 2: |
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myrkul
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July 28, 2012, 06:08:12 AM |
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Al the Alpaca: What'll I owe you Joe? Bartender: Does is matter? You'll just have me put in on that duck's bill. Duck: Aflac! Al the Alpaca: Later, Joe. Later, guys. Guy1 & 2: Holy crap... Whatever you're having, Bruno, I'll take 2. |
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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July 28, 2012, 07:04:23 AM |
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Al the Alpaca: What'll I owe you Joe? Bartender: Does is matter? You'll just have me put in on that duck's bill. Duck: Aflac! Al the Alpaca: Later, Joe. Later, guys. Guy1 & 2: Holy crap... Whatever you're having, Bruno, I'll take 2. And you want me to deliver to you two coffee enemas how?  |
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myrkul
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July 28, 2012, 08:11:24 AM |
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Al the Alpaca: What'll I owe you Joe? Bartender: Does is matter? You'll just have me put in on that duck's bill. Duck: Aflac! Al the Alpaca: Later, Joe. Later, guys. Guy1 & 2: Holy crap... Whatever you're having, Bruno, I'll take 2. And you want me to deliver to you two coffee enemas how? Well, there's really only one way to deliver one of those, isn't there? |
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July 28, 2012, 02:08:21 PM |
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Bruno please insert enema for myrkul
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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July 28, 2012, 02:28:06 PM |
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ZT: I wish to pay off my bar tab today.
Bartender: Excellent! Hmmm! I can't seem to find that tab.
ZT: Well, when you do find it, I'll pay it.
Bartender: Can you at least pay me 66% 50% 25% anything?
ZT: Do you really think this is my first rodeo without a horse?
Bartender: Can I pay you to leave?
ZT: I suggest you lawyer up and quit talking to me. You want to see the Three-card Monte trick again?
Bartender: Sure!
ZT: Didn't you hear what I just told you?
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Bitcoin Oz
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July 28, 2012, 02:30:08 PM |
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ZT: I wish to pay off my bar tab today.
Bartender: Excellent! Hmmm! I can't seem to find that tab.
ZT: Well, when you do find it, I'll pay it.
Bartender: Can you at least pay me 66% 50% 25% anything?
ZT: Do you really think this is my first rodeo without a horse?
Bartender: Can I pay you to leave?
ZT: I suggest you lawyer up and quit talking to me. You want to see the Three-card Monte trick again?
Bartender: Sure!
ZT: Didn't you hear what I just told you?
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July 28, 2012, 03:06:55 PM |
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ZT: Hey, Joe! Is it true that I can tell you anything, and you wouldn't repeat it?
Bartender: Just like a priest.
ZT: Great! I think I did a very bad thing.
Bartender: I'm listening!
ZT: You see, I... Is that an alpaca at the other end of the bar wearing a listening device?
Bartender: That's Al, probably listening to The Moody Blues. Continue.
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nimda
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July 29, 2012, 03:51:14 AM |
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(literally... like not just 'lol'... like... umm... I actually laughed, like, physically, broski)
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