I would sell all my Bitcoins if God did exist and had the physical form of a chicken, who knows huh?
Well He does exist and took the form of a man so that He could be nailed to a cross for your sins.
Actually, now that I think about it, it seems pretty foolish to be fretting over the value of an experimental currency when there is so much more to life.
With that in mind, I think I'll relax and HODL for now. See what happens, ya know?