The Vending Machine

[Ean]

You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob

You get a cold.

I put in an insulin pump.

[caffeinewriter]

You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob

You get a cold.

I put in an insulin pump.

You get a crack baby

I put in a robber.

[goodlord666]

You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob

You get a cold.

I put in an insulin pump.

You get a crack baby

I put in a robber.

You get another robber.

I put in 10%.

[caffeinewriter]

You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob

You get a cold.

I put in an insulin pump.

You get a crack baby

I put in a robber.

You get another robber.

I put in 10%.

You get Pirateat40's yacht with the Jolly Roger raised high and the SEC hot on your tail.

I put in Barium Cobalt Nitrate.

[wong RAP]

You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob

You get a cold.

I put in an insulin pump.

You get a crack baby

I put in a robber.

You get another robber.

I put in 10%.

You get Pirateat40's yacht with the Jolly Roger raised high and the SEC hot on your tail.

I put in Barium Cobalt Nitrate.

You get mother fucking science

I put in a chinese.

[goodlord666]

You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob

You get a cold.

I put in an insulin pump.

You get a crack baby

I put in a robber.

You get another robber.

I put in 10%.

You get Pirateat40's yacht with the Jolly Roger raised high and the SEC hot on your tail.

I put in Barium Cobalt Nitrate.

You get mother fucking science

I put in a chinese.

You get a little Wong.

I put in wealthy friends.

[LoupGaroux]

You get friends with weed, indeed.

I put in a prayer for all humankind to just all get along this holiday season. But I hammer on the coin return button immediately afterwards.

[caffeinewriter]

You get friends with weed, indeed.

I put in a prayer for all humankind to just all get along this holiday season. But I hammer on the coin return button immediately afterwards.

You get your wish ejected into your stomach at high speeds, knocking the wind out of you and leaving a nasty bruise.

I put in a protein shake with wheat grass juice.

[LoupGaroux]

You get a massive attack of the farts.

Clutching my bruised tummy, I put in a mint condition Mickey Mantle baseball card.

[caffeinewriter]

You get a massive attack of the farts.

Clutching my bruised tummy, I put in a mint condition Mickey Mantle baseball card.

You get a BTC10,000 Pizza.

I put in the FBI.

[someguy123]

You get a massive attack of the farts.

Clutching my bruised tummy, I put in a mint condition Mickey Mantle baseball card.

You get a BTC10,000 Pizza.

I put in the FBI.

You get PEDOBEAR.
I put in an iPhone 5

[LoupGaroux]

You get laughed at by all the Android users whose phones already exist and work well without controversy.

I put in the check the US Postal service failed to deliver for their $5 billion shortfall in funding their retirement plan yesterday.

[caffeinewriter]

You get laughed at by all the Android users whose phones already exist and work well without controversy.

I put in the check the US Postal service failed to deliver for their $5 billion shortfall in funding their retirement plan yesterday.

You get a 601k.

I put in Paul.

[b!z]

You get laughed at by all the Android users whose phones already exist and work well without controversy.

I put in the check the US Postal service failed to deliver for their $5 billion shortfall in funding their retirement plan yesterday.

You get a 601k.

I put in Paul.

I get Jane.
I put in Johnny.

[edd]

You get to start over.

I put in my last year's tax return.

[nimda]

You get Mitt Romney.

I put in a 60% loss.

[LoupGaroux]

You get my investment portfolio after 4 years of Obama management of the economy.

I put in a wad of 4 million Iraqi dinars.

[caffeinewriter]

You get my investment portfolio after 4 years of Obama management of the economy.

I put in a wad of 4 million Iraqi dinars.

You get a mangy puppy.

I put in a ghost chili.

[btcANGEL]

You get a matching pair of boobs, neatly vacuum-sealed and shrink-wrapped, wrapped in colorful paper, and tied up with red and green ribbons. The largest ribbon has "To: Katie McKinley" embroidered on it in metallic gold thread. The attached gift card reads: because their original owner will never love them as much as you will.

I put in a Get Out of Hell Free card (not valid on weekends, holidays, or silk binges, expires December 20th, 2012).

[Korbman]

You get a matching pair of boobs, neatly vacuum-sealed and shrink-wrapped, wrapped in colorful paper, and tied up with red and green ribbons. The largest ribbon has "To: Katie McKinley" embroidered on it in metallic gold thread. The attached gift card reads: because their original owner will never love them as much as you will.

I put in a Get Out of Hell Free card (not valid on weekends, holidays, or silk binges, expires December 20th, 2012).

You get a fat, angry black man named Thomas.

I put in some lint I pulled from my bellybutton.