NestEggNessy
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October 01, 2012, 06:15:54 PM |
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You get a matching pair of boobs, neatly vacuum-sealed and shrink-wrapped, wrapped in colorful paper, and tied up with red and green ribbons. The largest ribbon has "To: Katie McKinley" embroidered on it in metallic gold thread. The attached gift card reads: because their original owner will never love them as much as you will.
I put in a Get Out of Hell Free card (not valid on weekends, holidays, or silk binges, expires December 20th, 2012).
You get a fat, angry black man named Thomas. I put in some lint I pulled from my bellybutton. You get 3000 enron shares. I put in my milkshakes.
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Korbman
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October 01, 2012, 07:14:33 PM |
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You get 3000 enron shares.
I put in my milkshakes.
You get my boys to the yard. I put in an old weed whacker.
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Digigami
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October 01, 2012, 07:29:57 PM |
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You get a case of the muncies.
I put in my obligatory daily spam post for a giveaway.
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edd
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October 01, 2012, 07:34:38 PM |
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You get spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, spam, spam, and spam.
I put in a dead parrot.
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Still around.
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caffeinewriter (OP)
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October 01, 2012, 08:03:40 PM |
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You get a banananananananananananananananahahananananananananananananananana
I put in a sugar cube
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edd
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October 01, 2012, 08:17:23 PM |
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You get a sugar tesseract.
I put in Muad'Dib.
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Still around.
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NestEggNessy
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October 01, 2012, 08:23:34 PM |
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You get a sugar tesseract.
I put in Muad'Dib.
You get a Kiwi (the bird kind) I put in about tree fiddy
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caffeinewriter (OP)
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October 01, 2012, 08:25:57 PM |
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You get a sugar tesseract.
I put in Muad'Dib.
You get a Kiwi (the bird kind) I put in about tree fiddy You get dextroamphetamines. I put in hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
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NestEggNessy
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October 01, 2012, 08:29:34 PM |
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You get a sugar tesseract.
I put in Muad'Dib.
You get a Kiwi (the bird kind) I put in about tree fiddy You get dextroamphetamines. I put in hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia Ah thats sweet because i was actually looking for those, or mxe, or k.......... You get a nickle I put in the last bits of my sanity.
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caffeinewriter (OP)
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October 01, 2012, 08:37:16 PM |
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You get a sugar tesseract.
I put in Muad'Dib.
You get a Kiwi (the bird kind) I put in about tree fiddy You get dextroamphetamines. I put in hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia Ah thats sweet because i was actually looking for those, or mxe, or k.......... You get a nickle I put in the last bits of my sanity. Hehe, hooray ADHD meds. You get jack shit. I put in George Bush's IQ. Oh wait, I have to actually put something in. I put in an eraser.
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LoupGaroux
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October 01, 2012, 11:50:43 PM |
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You get an angry man named Jack looking for his shit back.
I put in a chain maille bikini.
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oldschool
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October 02, 2012, 12:40:36 AM |
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You get an angry man named Jack looking for his shit back.
I put in a chain maille bikini.
You get the village people on 8track I put in my dignity
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caffeinewriter (OP)
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October 02, 2012, 01:05:51 AM |
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You get an angry man named Jack looking for his shit back.
I put in a chain maille bikini.
You get the village people on 8track I put in my dignity You get mauled by a honey badger. I put in a satoshi.
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Korbman
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October 02, 2012, 01:33:31 AM |
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You get a mason jar full of semen
I put in a $25 million cashiers check
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LoupGaroux
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October 02, 2012, 02:30:49 AM |
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You get a genuine Nigerian Prince who wrote that check, and can provide you with a check cashing verification letter, absolutely risky free if you can just advance him the document processing fees.
I put in an old 2 kopek piece I found in a Leningrad subway station in 1981.
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NestEggNessy
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October 02, 2012, 02:38:02 AM |
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You get a glass of water from the local water machine.
I put in a big mac, large coke and a side of onion rings.
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Korbman
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October 02, 2012, 02:40:31 AM |
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You get a glass of water from the local water machine.
I put in a big mac, large coke and a side of onion rings.
You get diabetes I put in a rusty hacksaw
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Mr. Coinman
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October 02, 2012, 02:41:25 AM |
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You get a glass of water from the local water machine.
I put in a big mac, large coke and a side of onion rings.
You get diabetes I put in a rusty hacksaw You get the private keys to Bitcoin Talk's donation address. I put in 24 used napkins.
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btcANGEL
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October 02, 2012, 03:07:36 AM |
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You get an unused fork.
I put in a request for comical cartoon weaponry for my new minion Thomas.
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Soon you will be dancing face-to-face / With the limits of ambition and the scars of the marketplace / Welcome to the land of flame and fizz / Where you will learn that packaging is all that heaven is
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naypalm
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October 02, 2012, 03:30:33 AM |
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You get HomelessJackie.com
I put in 3 dirty plates.
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