The Vending Machine

[NestEggNessy]

You get a matching pair of boobs, neatly vacuum-sealed and shrink-wrapped, wrapped in colorful paper, and tied up with red and green ribbons. The largest ribbon has "To: Katie McKinley" embroidered on it in metallic gold thread. The attached gift card reads: because their original owner will never love them as much as you will.

I put in a Get Out of Hell Free card (not valid on weekends, holidays, or silk binges, expires December 20th, 2012).

You get a fat, angry black man named Thomas.

I put in some lint I pulled from my bellybutton.

You get 3000 enron shares.

I put in my milkshakes.

[Korbman]

You get 3000 enron shares.

I put in my milkshakes.

You get my boys to the yard.

I put in an old weed whacker.

[Digigami]

You get a case of the muncies.

I put in my obligatory daily spam post for a giveaway.

[edd]

You get spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, spam, spam, and spam.

I put in a dead parrot.

[caffeinewriter]

You get a banananananananananananananananahahananananananananananananananana

I put in a sugar cube

[edd]

You get a sugar tesseract.

I put in Muad'Dib.

[NestEggNessy]

You get a sugar tesseract.

I put in Muad'Dib.

You get a Kiwi (the bird kind)

I put in about tree fiddy

[caffeinewriter]

You get a sugar tesseract.

I put in Muad'Dib.

You get a Kiwi (the bird kind)

I put in about tree fiddy

You get dextroamphetamines.

I put in hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

[NestEggNessy]

You get a sugar tesseract.

I put in Muad'Dib.

You get a Kiwi (the bird kind)

I put in about tree fiddy

You get dextroamphetamines.

I put in hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Ah thats sweet because i was actually looking for those, or mxe, or k..........


You get a nickle

I put in the last bits of my sanity.

[caffeinewriter]

You get a sugar tesseract.

I put in Muad'Dib.

You get a Kiwi (the bird kind)

I put in about tree fiddy

You get dextroamphetamines.

I put in hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Ah thats sweet because i was actually looking for those, or mxe, or k..........


You get a nickle

I put in the last bits of my sanity.

Hehe, hooray ADHD meds.

You get jack shit.

I put in George Bush's IQ. Oh wait, I have to actually put something in. I put in an eraser.

[LoupGaroux]

You get an angry man named Jack looking for his shit back.

I put in a chain maille bikini.

[oldschool]

You get an angry man named Jack looking for his shit back.

I put in a chain maille bikini.

You get the village people on 8track

I put in my dignity

[caffeinewriter]

You get an angry man named Jack looking for his shit back.

I put in a chain maille bikini.

You get the village people on 8track

I put in my dignity

You get mauled by a honey badger.

I put in a satoshi.

[Korbman]

You get a mason jar full of semen

I put in a $25 million cashiers check

[LoupGaroux]

You get a genuine Nigerian Prince who wrote that check, and can provide you with a check cashing verification letter, absolutely risky free if you can just advance him the document processing fees.

I put in an old 2 kopek piece I found in a Leningrad subway station in 1981.

[NestEggNessy]

You get a glass of water from the local water machine.

I put in a big mac, large coke and a side of onion rings.

[Korbman]

You get a glass of water from the local water machine.

I put in a big mac, large coke and a side of onion rings.

You get diabetes

I put in a rusty hacksaw

[Mr. Coinman]

You get a glass of water from the local water machine.

I put in a big mac, large coke and a side of onion rings.

You get diabetes

I put in a rusty hacksaw

You get the private keys to Bitcoin Talk's donation address.

I put in 24 used napkins.

[btcANGEL]

You get an unused fork.

I put in a request for comical cartoon weaponry for my new minion Thomas.

[naypalm]

You get HomelessJackie.com

I put in 3 dirty plates.