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September 28, 2012, 07:49:41 PM |
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You get a red power ranger. I put in my other boob. Its my last boob You get a cold. I put in an insulin pump.
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The World Wide Web is the only thing I know of whose shortened form takes three times longer to say than what it's short for
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caffeinewriter (OP)
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September 28, 2012, 08:01:36 PM |
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You get a red power ranger. I put in my other boob. Its my last boob You get a cold. I put in an insulin pump. You get a crack baby I put in a robber.
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goodlord666
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September 28, 2012, 08:13:06 PM |
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You get a red power ranger. I put in my other boob. Its my last boob You get a cold. I put in an insulin pump. You get a crack baby I put in a robber. You get another robber. I put in 10%.
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caffeinewriter (OP)
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September 28, 2012, 08:19:05 PM |
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You get a red power ranger. I put in my other boob. Its my last boob You get a cold. I put in an insulin pump. You get a crack baby I put in a robber. You get another robber. I put in 10%. You get Pirateat40's yacht with the Jolly Roger raised high and the SEC hot on your tail. I put in Barium Cobalt Nitrate.
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wong RAP
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September 28, 2012, 08:19:30 PM |
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You get a red power ranger. I put in my other boob. Its my last boob You get a cold. I put in an insulin pump. You get a crack baby I put in a robber. You get another robber. I put in 10%. You get Pirateat40's yacht with the Jolly Roger raised high and the SEC hot on your tail. I put in Barium Cobalt Nitrate. You get mother fucking science I put in a chinese.
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goodlord666
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Activity: 434
Merit: 250
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September 28, 2012, 08:25:24 PM |
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You get a red power ranger. I put in my other boob. Its my last boob You get a cold. I put in an insulin pump. You get a crack baby I put in a robber. You get another robber. I put in 10%. You get Pirateat40's yacht with the Jolly Roger raised high and the SEC hot on your tail. I put in Barium Cobalt Nitrate. You get mother fucking science I put in a chinese. You get a little Wong. I put in wealthy friends.
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LoupGaroux
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September 29, 2012, 03:52:28 AM |
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You get friends with weed, indeed.
I put in a prayer for all humankind to just all get along this holiday season. But I hammer on the coin return button immediately afterwards.
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caffeinewriter (OP)
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September 29, 2012, 03:57:19 AM |
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You get friends with weed, indeed.
I put in a prayer for all humankind to just all get along this holiday season. But I hammer on the coin return button immediately afterwards.
You get your wish ejected into your stomach at high speeds, knocking the wind out of you and leaving a nasty bruise. I put in a protein shake with wheat grass juice.
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LoupGaroux
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September 29, 2012, 04:17:53 AM |
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You get a massive attack of the farts.
Clutching my bruised tummy, I put in a mint condition Mickey Mantle baseball card.
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caffeinewriter (OP)
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September 29, 2012, 04:24:23 AM |
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You get a massive attack of the farts.
Clutching my bruised tummy, I put in a mint condition Mickey Mantle baseball card.
You get a BTC10,000 Pizza. I put in the FBI.
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someguy123
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September 29, 2012, 12:20:05 PM |
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You get a massive attack of the farts.
Clutching my bruised tummy, I put in a mint condition Mickey Mantle baseball card.
You get a BTC10,000 Pizza. I put in the FBI. You get PEDOBEAR. I put in an iPhone 5
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LoupGaroux
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September 29, 2012, 03:50:22 PM |
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You get laughed at by all the Android users whose phones already exist and work well without controversy.
I put in the check the US Postal service failed to deliver for their $5 billion shortfall in funding their retirement plan yesterday.
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caffeinewriter (OP)
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September 29, 2012, 06:57:20 PM |
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You get laughed at by all the Android users whose phones already exist and work well without controversy.
I put in the check the US Postal service failed to deliver for their $5 billion shortfall in funding their retirement plan yesterday.
You get a 601k.I put in Paul.
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b!z
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September 30, 2012, 02:38:54 PM |
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You get laughed at by all the Android users whose phones already exist and work well without controversy.
I put in the check the US Postal service failed to deliver for their $5 billion shortfall in funding their retirement plan yesterday.
You get a 601k.I put in Paul. I get Jane. I put in Johnny.
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edd
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September 30, 2012, 04:25:12 PM |
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You get to start over.
I put in my last year's tax return.
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Still around.
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nimda
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September 30, 2012, 04:29:41 PM |
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You get Mitt Romney.
I put in a 60% loss.
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LoupGaroux
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September 30, 2012, 04:48:30 PM |
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You get my investment portfolio after 4 years of Obama management of the economy.
I put in a wad of 4 million Iraqi dinars.
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caffeinewriter (OP)
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September 30, 2012, 07:45:22 PM |
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You get my investment portfolio after 4 years of Obama management of the economy.
I put in a wad of 4 million Iraqi dinars.
You get a mangy puppy. I put in a ghost chili.
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btcANGEL
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October 01, 2012, 05:11:11 PM |
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You get a matching pair of boobs, neatly vacuum-sealed and shrink-wrapped, wrapped in colorful paper, and tied up with red and green ribbons. The largest ribbon has "To: Katie McKinley" embroidered on it in metallic gold thread. The attached gift card reads: because their original owner will never love them as much as you will.
I put in a Get Out of Hell Free card (not valid on weekends, holidays, or silk binges, expires December 20th, 2012).
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Soon you will be dancing face-to-face / With the limits of ambition and the scars of the marketplace / Welcome to the land of flame and fizz / Where you will learn that packaging is all that heaven is
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Korbman
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October 01, 2012, 05:29:58 PM |
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You get a matching pair of boobs, neatly vacuum-sealed and shrink-wrapped, wrapped in colorful paper, and tied up with red and green ribbons. The largest ribbon has "To: Katie McKinley" embroidered on it in metallic gold thread. The attached gift card reads: because their original owner will never love them as much as you will.
I put in a Get Out of Hell Free card (not valid on weekends, holidays, or silk binges, expires December 20th, 2012).
You get a fat, angry black man named Thomas. I put in some lint I pulled from my bellybutton.
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