Hello, everyone, my name is Dank and I'm here to prove my worthiness as an investment. I have a dream, a dream unfolding before my eyes, guiding me through life and I'm here to ask for the financial support needed to make my dream a reality. By the end of this year, 2012, I believe I will be a highly known guitarist/musician. This time frame may seem unrealistically short, for I have only started playing electric guitar towards the end of August, but recent realizations have led me to believe this is possible. Humans have been evolving exponentially for some time now, with advances in technology and communication lessening the time needed for the same amount of change to occur. Logically, following this pattern, there will come a time when more change happens in an hour than has happened in the last millennium. Through meditation, connecting to a higher consciousness within, and communicating these ideas, I've had the epiphany that 2012 is a real event. It's not the end of the world and it's nothing to fear, the changes occurring through 2012 are completely spiritual. Humans are waking up from the illusion of our man-made society, our awareness is increasing and we are once again discovering the true spiritual nature of our universe and self. This burst of love gleaming through the world will manifest globally, this year, and with the increased self awareness and worldly consciousness (through communication/technology), it will stay among us. The truth can be found within one's self, and when the truth is found, it spreads like wildfire. More and more individuals are realizing, the only thing needed to be truly happy, is to act out of love. By the end of this year, we will reach a critical point where love is rampantly understood and sought upon, where more humans become in tune with our consciousness and leave behind their egos, along with the negativity associated with ego, such as greed, disease, war, power and fear. This power of love is what will give me the ability to effectively play guitar, from the soul, this year. I'm no more special than anyone else, many others know these things and more learn everyday. Our ancestors knew these times would come, and you do to. Your consciousness, our consciousness, knows everything, it's up to you to tap into it and find out for yourself. I'm calling upon individuals to help support me as I, and others, share this message of love among mankind. I would like to organize a music festival, larger than woodstock, by the end of the year, and believe it is possible, with the conscious, united effort of humanity. I'm looking for people interested in helping with the music festival. What we're looking for: ✓ 1000 Acres land ✓ Stage equipment ✓ Audio equipment ✓ Audio technician ✓ Lighting equipment ✓ Lighting technician ✓ Contractor (build bathrooms) ✓ Electrician ✓ Lots of fireworks + pyro  Optionally, we will also set up some carnival type rides if we could get a volunteer for them. Of course, we could have more than one of each volunteering position and anyone that just wants to volunteer to help, can. Help be a part of history by taking the end of the year off of work and working together, as one, to form the biggest music festival ever. Updated guitar samples will be posted periodically: http://soundcloud.com/dankmJimi Hendrix - Power to love
Payouts occur each Friday. Your deposit may be withheld for however long of a duration you choose. Interest rates are subject to change for new deposits only. Dank Soul Guarantee - Danksurance
The Dank Soul Gurantee is my karma based system of insurance. I acknowledge and respect that karma would play a negative role on me if I were to steal anybodies deposit, thus, offering an incentive to not perform such an action. Dank Bank, as with many other investment opportunities, is largely trust based. I hereby give my word and my soul that I will perform as an honest trader, no exceptions. Interest chart
| Investment | Monthly | Bimonthly | | 10-25 BTC | 1.2% | 1.3% | | 25-50 BTC | 1.4% | 1.5% | | 50-100 BTC | 1.5% | 1.6% | | 100-500 BTC | 1.7% | 1.8% | | 500+ BTC | 1.9% | 2.0% |
Statistics
| Total invested: | 415.36 BTC | | Currently invested: | 76.36 BTC | | Minimum deposit: | 10 BTC | | Current capacity: | 1000 BTC | | Available durations: | monthly, bimonthly | |
Deposits
| ID | Investor | Investment | Weekly interest | Duration | Start date
| | 0008 | senbonzakura | 1.36 BTC | N/A | Monthly | 9-29-12
| | 0009 | squall1066 | 75 BTC | 2.0% | Bimonthly | 10-11-12
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Happy to answer any questions regarding anything I've said. (mod edit: dank has refused to repay, and thus forfeited his collateral - his soul) This shit's too good not to necropost. |
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Stupidity is a dizzying array of the same flavor. -Newbie
-Makes wild propositions with no data to back it up
-Offers huge interest.
-Offers no collateral.
Best most legit offer ever.
Everyone , invest all your BTC now !
Someone should make snarkoin. You mine it by posting on TardsTalk. |
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Actually those who bought shares before the halt can consider themselves lucky for buying at a bargain price we probably won't see again.
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Oooh no! You won't get to keep your ill-gotten booty! Nosir! Your stolen shares are being confiscated. Along with the rest of your shares for damages and JUSTICE. Havelock won't let you profit from the misery of others  How much is Mpex paying you to troll here or are you the actual culprit? After all those Mpex concerns involving "illegal" operations it's funny to see Mpex getting emails from US gov. Next thing we'll see is Mpex put away for money laundering, lack of AML compliance, taken to US in handcuffs. Oh sweet irony. Yeah, come at me gobment bro! Ahm behind 7 proxies! MPEX got an anthrax email from NSA but he muxed it to double sideband at a lower baud rate and now he's in ur base, killing ur d00dz. Not to ruin anyone's festivities or parade pissing or anything, but it's not Mpex nor MPEX nor etc. It's MPEx. |
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I don't spam. I'm a developer of NewTimes.
This is the third " announcement" you've made on the matter. Regardless of who you're a developer "of", continually posting ads for the same service, and especially your habit of opening new announcement threads when people have a negative reaction to your posts, is absolutely spamming. Make no mistake, you'll get called out every single time. Go face the music. Pretending it's not there is a bad move. |
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Hello, I made a simple review guide for the 4 major exchanges out there (will add more soon!) Coinbase, BTC-e, Bistamp and Cryptsy. This is mostly for noobs but its a good place to compare the pro's and con's of each exchange as well as read a general overview of each. With the fall of Mt.Gox, My goal with this site is to help educate the Bitcoin beginner on the various exchanges. Bitcoin Exchange GuideAny feedback would be appreciated. Your ad site isn't helping newbs, it's yet another attempt at marketing-as-resource. A bunch of fluffy copywriting, a complete and utter failure to even approach the notion of objectivity, and ludicrous assertions such as coinbase being "the most trusted exchange" with an "A+ rating" has nothing to do with reviews and everything to do with posturing and shilling, whether or not you're actually being paid. Stop trying to parlay this shitty sort of paper mache nonsense into something it's not. You're part of the problem. |
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MPOE-PR excuse me if I'm rude, but there are hundreds of scams out there. playtin doesn't seem to be one of them. If you want to to a job do it right!
There is no need to keep trying to built negative trust for someone that has never scamed bitcoins out of anyone.
People who refuse to follow basic business standards yet purport to be running a business, and who desire to handle other people's funds, are to be taken to task, regardless of whether they've already screwed someone over or are merely setting up to do so. This entire "let's be nice until we're all out of money" stance hasn't ended well for anyone, nor is it any sort of stance to get behind. Being responsible means making the call now, not waiting until it's made for us. |
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- anyone willing to gamble in online BTC gambling/betting sites must know all these only exist to take the gambler's money and are more or less pronounced scams intended only to skin the sheeple. There are no exceptions.
That's perfectly ignorant bs. Unfortunately, that's the perfectly realistic truth. If you haven't gotten around to realize that basic fact, I feel sorry for you and wish you the best of luck - you'll need it but eventually will run out of it. You're either very young and haven't learned these basic lessons yet or too naive (or both). never participate in online bitcoin betting or gambling, you'll be skinned in one way or another (that's how these "services" make money and their sole purpose)
Not true in any way, shape or form in my opinion. A lot of punters (not all) may be ground down mercilessly by the laws of mathematics over time but to say the operators 'skinned' them is very unfair. True in every single way, like it or not. These services aren't there for anyone's welfare or entertainment. They're after their money. Always have been since the dawn of gambling, always will be. The bank always wins and above is the simple reason for that. In the world of the internet, in fact 10x more than in classic casinos. In the Bitcoin niche of the internet, in fact 100x more than classic casinos. The "better" services skin the sheeple just a little bit, others are less covert about it. To think otherwise would at best be... highly naive (and that's a very diplomatic understatement). Go search deep for code (for sale) for online gambling sites. The most expensive code packages for gambling sites have the most deceit and advanced algorithms to rip-off the gambling fool and protect the investment of the operator. The very best ones you'll never find for sale, however. These algorithms always sit on top of whatever "edge" the operator decides to take (the "edge" is the part of the tilted table some sites even openly advertise nowadays). Dude, get off your retarded high horse, acquire a clue as to the things you're discussing, come back later or something. It's beyond ridiculous this carrying on, what the hell. |
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If people would stop calling bitcoin a currency and market it as a protocol, a technology, we wouldn't have had all these bans. Governments freak out when they hear the word currency.
I'm speaking from personal experience discussing bitcoin with high level government officials.
Actual people haven't been calling bitcoin a currency; quite the contrary. As usual, though, listening to masses in general as though thoughtless parroting constitutes fact is bound to end badly. |
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What is this, pretending we can sweep the bs under the rug with a brand new thread? Quit trawling for unfortunate newbs. |
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Ok. So just move on to the next thread. Please don't flame mine. You haven't seen my business plan, you don't know my market. I have 40 pages of valid reasons why I made that statement. You have nothing but skepticism. Please keep it out of my thread and I will speak with the people who understand how to think outside of a box. As mentioned in the original thread, even if you are just curious at how I am able to toss such huge return numbers around, please don't hesitate to email me at lunarmassive2014@gmail.comI'll shoot you over an NDA and then I'll send you our business plan. I think it will clear up any doubt pretty readily. This isn't a spiritual communion forum, this is a securities forum. You want a business plan considered? You post it. You want to be taken seriously? You go through the basic steps of getting yourself established. No "I'm immune cause I have an anonymous "friend" who's been around longer than me". No "I can't show you my plan because it's super secret and revolutionary and I'd like you on my mailing list." No "I can be as irreverently stupid as I'd like and nobody can call me on it because I asked nicely." It doesn't matter how much you think you need, or how much you imagine you can return. It doesn't matter how pressed for time you feel, or how great you think your idea is. If you want to interact with the program, get with the program. |
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- anyone willing to gamble in online BTC gambling/betting sites must know all these only exist to take the gambler's money and are more or less pronounced scams intended only to skin the sheeple. There are no exceptions.
That's perfectly ignorant bs. - anyone not extremely carefully researching every single rule and condition (to detect the traps) is likely gonna lose money - deal with it (remember these sites only exist for you to lose money in one form or another ?)
Yeah, just like the legal system. |
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GLBSE shut down as it was not regulated.. this time, it appears he is doing it properly.. so he may have learnt his lessons. atleast once he is making profits anyone that lost money in GLBSE can then get it back by sueing him personally, now that he has some money behind him and a reputation to protect in this new venture.
Nefario -- with malice of forethought -- shut GLBSE down in a manner guaranteed to cause many or most of the exchange's users to lose money. He deliberately chose to not send asset owner data to each and every asset issuer. He deliberately chose not to allow asset holders, nor asset issuers access to even a snapshot of the final balances of their accounts. I could go on (and on and on) as to how the shutdown was maximally bungled. The bottom line is that he deliberately chose to cause his users to lose $millions. If that's the kind of person you wish to entrust with your funds, I have no response. This. No amount of paperwork makes this anything other than the attempt of a known scammer to continue scamming. |
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Neat. You might want to get yourself in the WoT at this point. |
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when i get some time on my hands i will post some IRC logs. Not today though..
Great, so you only walk around with your head some of the time. What do you do the rest of the time if it starts raining, say? Does it rain straight into your gullet? |
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Congrats. Let's see how well it does after the hype has cooled down.
Spoiler: It's not going to beat betsofbitco.in
Check it out... a year later the expert is a fugitive fraudster, betsofbitcoin is dead, and BitBet rules supreme. How very valuable the consensus of the community, aka fecal matter, actually is! Who knew! |
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That's not really an opinion and you know it. I know MPEx is a good exchange and it is good that you charge so much, so that you don't have to bother with newbs. But you can't tell me that you give a shit about newbz, because i read your channel long enough to know you guys. It is like a cult and you laugh your asses of if newbs fall for scams. Also you don't mind getting money from mistakes of newbs.
Be specific. Use quotes. |
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Does it make any sense whatsoever to deem an org without police powers as a regulatory organization?
The SEC has no "police powers" either, they're vested in the courts. Regulatory organisations simply make the rules and (usually) identify the rulebreakers. MP isn't so keen on coercion anyway. |
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LOL... Is MP serious? b) a statement recognising MPEx’ regulatory authority over Bitcoin finance as a SRO Trying to get the SEC to declare that MPEx is a self-regulatory organization in charge of regulating Bitcoin finance? This is what MPEx is and has been all along, among other things. The SEC is merely required to bow down to reality. That's the first step in any encounter between strangers: before you can be party to any discussion you need to prove you inhabit reality. |
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Circlejerking in here...
MP fap fap
People discussing how other people should run their business. It's all the minuses of a circlejerk without the happy ending. Lol. But you don't understand! THEY HAD A POLL! No, it is customers complaining. Most businessowners DO give a shit.
Your circlejerking "#bitcoin-assets" ring doens't give a shit. Why would you, you did enough to scam newbs out of money.
Actually that's exactly opposite of what's going on. Not that you're not welcome to your own mistaken opinion. |
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