 Chinese children don't believe in Santa Claus because they make the toys |
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 I love my new electric fence, but my neighbor is dead against it |
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 They say movie franchises fade over time, but I think both Terminators were great |
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 Give a cat a fish and it will be full for one day, teach a cat to fish and it will have millions of views on YouTube |
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 Police are investigating the disappearance of a northern city in England, there's no leads |
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 An orgy is just a community |
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 Shot my first turkey today... Scared everybody in the frozen food section |
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Напишите ваш контакт в лс.
Отписался в личку |
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 I could have been smarter, but that train has sailed |
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 When my wife died, I couldn't eat alone for 10 years, but I'm out of prison now |
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 Miss Information is a bitch! |
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 Some think mathematicians don’t matter, but I say every mathematician counts |
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 Watched a documentary on mushrooms last night – that's how I'm going to watch all documentaries now |
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 Dear vegans, if you are trying to save animals please stop eating their food |
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 Buy one at the price of two and get one for free If you think that NFTs aren't a scam, I have a jpeg of a bridge to sell |
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 To start a zoo, you need two pandas, a polar and a grizzly – it's the bare minimum |
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 The first thing the doctor asked me when he heard about my memory problems was an upfront payment |
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