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October 26, 2021, 02:02:13 PM
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To those who died climbing the highest mountain, may you forever rest

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October 30, 2021, 12:07:43 PM
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The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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November 01, 2021, 03:09:20 PM
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The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Ho Ho Ho, yuor suol is meni

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November 02, 2021, 03:10:56 PM
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The first thing the doctor asked me when he heard about my memory problems was an upfront payment

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November 04, 2021, 06:12:38 PM
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To start a zoo, you need two pandas, a polar and a grizzly – it's the bare minimum

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November 04, 2021, 09:18:06 PM
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Boss: Are you familiar with Powerpoint?
Me: I Excel at it
Boss: Was that a Microsoft joke
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November 06, 2021, 12:12:10 PM
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Buy one at the price of two and get one for free

If you think that NFTs aren't a scam, I have a jpeg of a bridge to sell

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November 07, 2021, 08:52:50 PM
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Dear vegans, if you are trying to save animals please stop eating their food

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November 11, 2021, 04:47:21 PM
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Watched a documentary on mushrooms last night – that's how I'm going to watch all documentaries now

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November 14, 2021, 02:21:10 PM
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Some think mathematicians don’t matter, but I say every mathematician counts


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November 16, 2021, 02:50:17 PM
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Miss Information is a bitch!

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November 19, 2021, 06:43:32 PM
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When my wife died, I couldn't eat alone for 10 years, but I'm out of prison now

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November 20, 2021, 07:58:15 PM
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I could have been smarter, but that train has sailed

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November 27, 2021, 03:16:52 PM
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Shot my first turkey today... Scared everybody in the frozen food section

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November 29, 2021, 06:18:51 PM
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An orgy is just a community

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December 01, 2021, 12:54:46 PM
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Police are investigating the disappearance of a northern city in England, there's no leads

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December 04, 2021, 09:43:08 PM
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Give a cat a fish and it will be full for one day, teach a cat to fish and it will have millions of views on YouTube

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December 05, 2021, 11:22:41 PM
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Give a cat a fish and it will be full for one day, teach a cat to fish and it will have millions of views on YouTube

Just don't walk barefoot until you thoroughly clean up the glass.

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December 08, 2021, 05:02:06 PM
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They say movie franchises fade over time, but I think both Terminators were great

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