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March 17, 2021, 06:12:03 PM
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I was delighted when someone stole my flashlight

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March 24, 2021, 01:37:25 AM
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Be nice to folks on the way up because you’ll meet them on the way down

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March 27, 2021, 03:44:23 PM
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Buy one at the price of two and get one for free

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March 27, 2021, 06:03:40 PM
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Buy one at the price of two and get one for free

Things would have been so much easier if they had placed wheels under it when they built it.

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April 01, 2021, 01:16:31 PM
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Pressing F5 is so refreshing!

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April 09, 2021, 08:52:18 PM
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My uncle got vaccinated, so the only thing stopping him from seeing his nephews is a restraining order

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April 10, 2021, 05:21:50 AM
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When bitcoin is better than fiat
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April 12, 2021, 03:03:11 PM
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When bitcoin is better than fiat

Me and US Dollar have been sleeping together. You can tell by our same kind of scoliosis.

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April 15, 2021, 12:15:09 PM
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I can't count how many times I failed a math test

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I can't count how many times I failed a math test

Just because you can't find the calculator in your smartphone...     Cool

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April 20, 2021, 08:08:13 AM
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It doesn't matter who is right in war. What matters is who is left

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April 20, 2021, 09:52:14 PM
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It doesn't matter who is right in war. What matters is who is left

But if they all took the right fork to the battlefield, who knows if there would be any left?

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April 23, 2021, 11:15:01 AM
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Sometimes I snore so loudly it scares everyone in the car I’m driving

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April 27, 2021, 01:36:03 PM
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The grenade store was so quiet you could hear a pin drop

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May 01, 2021, 03:28:41 PM
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Illiterate? Write here for help!

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May 03, 2021, 12:54:07 AM
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I made a pun about the wind but it blows.
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May 06, 2021, 04:58:18 PM
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The grenade store was so quiet you could hear a pin drop

That pun was da bomb !  Cheesy

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May 11, 2021, 11:34:13 AM
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Captain asked me to fill all the holes in the ship but then slugged me when I got to his wife

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May 15, 2021, 09:37:20 AM
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Man who won a lottery says it was "wife changing"

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May 18, 2021, 09:01:47 AM
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I was delighted when someone stole my flashlight

Watching the sunrise really brightens my day

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