 Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand |
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 The overconfident lion tamer was consumed by his own pride |
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 Women rub their eyes in the morning because they don't have balls to scratch! |
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 That submarine is long, hard, and full of sea men |
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 Boomerangs are making a comeback |
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 I was promised dough, but all I got was some lousy green paper |
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 My teacher asked me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch |
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 Dyslexics of the world, untie! |
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 If anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door is always open |
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 My neighbor keeps fighting pigeons but pigeons always win |
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Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all? Because it has learned from its failure? So, failure is really success, because it is a learning process? Yep, provided you succeed second time |
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Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all? Because it has learned from its failure? |
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Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again |
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 My girlfriend just bought herself a pet duck, and I was shocked when I saw the bill |
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I thought that 'Gone with the Wind' was about a snowman throwing his snowballs The battle of snowballs |
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 The main difference between a snowman and a snowoman is snowballs |
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 One night I stayed drunk for a whole week |
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 People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do |
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