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August 11, 2021, 02:45:17 PM Last edit: July 28, 2023, 11:32:11 AM by deisik |
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fk404IQz.jpg&t=665&c=lDqad9p-NAcMhA) The main difference between a snowman and a snowoman is snowballs I thought that 'Gone with the Wind' was about a snowman throwing his snowballs. ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) ![Cool](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
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I thought that 'Gone with the Wind' was about a snowman throwing his snowballs The battle of snowballs
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August 13, 2021, 08:02:43 AM Last edit: July 28, 2023, 11:43:45 AM by deisik |
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FlmMbe9Q.jpg&t=665&c=8VWVETmHWyXDWw) My girlfriend just bought herself a pet duck, and I was shocked when I saw the bill Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack. ![Cool](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
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Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again
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Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all? ![Cool](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
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Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all? Because it has learned from its failure?
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Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all? Because it has learned from its failure? So, failure is really success, because it is a learning process? ![Cool](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
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Being someone with the longest tongue for the pun on the forum (presumably), I decided to start this thread dedicated to the best handpicked puns out there. If you want to add more fun and pun to it (and to the forum), please follow the pattern below (a pun and a picture explaining it or adding even more fun to it):
![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fb.radikal.ru%2Fb22%2F2005%2F28%2Fe7dba3b5e413.jpg&t=665&c=XEs3tJgb3ghDKw) And so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world! Will jumps over time be possible?
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Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all? Because it has learned from its failure? So, failure is really success, because it is a learning process? Yep, provided you succeed second time
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August 16, 2021, 02:28:58 PM Last edit: July 28, 2023, 11:44:31 AM by deisik |
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August 17, 2021, 06:42:17 PM Last edit: July 28, 2023, 11:45:09 AM by deisik |
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a treat to all miners! ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstardewvalleywiki.com%2Fmediawiki%2Fimages%2F1%2F12%2FMiner%2527s_Treat.png&t=665&c=W_Rsl8r6PIt58w)
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August 19, 2021, 05:37:34 PM Last edit: July 28, 2023, 11:45:56 AM by deisik |
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What does a rant and a blunt stick have in common?
There is no point.
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August 22, 2021, 07:04:39 PM Last edit: July 28, 2023, 11:46:28 AM by deisik |
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