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July 19, 2021, 08:24:09 PM
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 I recently decided to learn sign language and asked the librarian if she had any audiobooks on the topic |
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July 20, 2021, 08:43:11 PM
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 Police say they are looking for a man, six feet, who has stolen three pairs of shoes |
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July 22, 2021, 04:46:31 PM
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 I didn’t want to buy anything that was going to suck, so I bought a broom and a dustpan |
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July 24, 2021, 09:56:25 AM
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 I’m a professional housekeeper – every time I get a divorce, I keep the house! |
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July 25, 2021, 08:25:53 AM
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 Women should not have kids after 40 because 40 is more than enough |
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July 27, 2021, 10:10:12 AM
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 The most dangerous room in the house depends on where your wife is at the moment |
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July 28, 2021, 12:13:59 PM
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 Relationship status: table for one but drinks for two |
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July 29, 2021, 10:22:25 AM
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 A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort |
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July 30, 2021, 05:22:07 PM
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 They say nothing is impossible but I do nothing everyday |
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July 31, 2021, 01:58:20 PM
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 Whenever I get undressed in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on! |
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August 02, 2021, 11:24:52 AM
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 Don't wait – procrastinate NOW! |
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August 03, 2021, 04:43:53 PM
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Don't wait – procrastinate NOW! If you have something to do and you put it off for long enough, the chances are someone else will do it for you |
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 I'm dying to find out how I look as a brunette |
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August 05, 2021, 11:37:30 AM
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 The head nurse is the one with the dirty knees |
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August 06, 2021, 04:04:09 PM
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 My wife dresses to kill – and she cooks the same way |
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 People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do |
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Being someone with the longest tongue for the pun on the forum (presumably), I decided to start this thread dedicated to the best handpicked puns out there. If you want to add more fun and pun to it (and to the forum), please follow the pattern below (a pun and a picture explaining it or adding even more fun to it): https://images.app.[Suspicious link removed]/zVLZsJaqUPgE6sqj8 While everything goes to the future, why do food preparation techniques go back in time?
https://b.radikal.ru/b22/2005/28/e7dba3b5e413.jpgAnd so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world! |
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August 10, 2021, 12:13:00 PM
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 One night I stayed drunk for a whole week |
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