Well, nobody's ever read an OP before and I see no reason to start now.

I'm currently offering an incredible deal on 1miau-II tokens: 3 for the price of 3! That's right: not one, not two, but three fabulous non-fungible* tokens for BTC666 each, or just BTC1,998 for the full set! Limited time offer! Grab them before theymos notices the bug and they're gone forever!

*No liability for UI glitches caused by unexplained fungibility.

I figured it wouldn't be long before the inevitable NFT fraud started, but I never thought I'd be at the centre of it. Remember, only official 🦊 Foxpup-series fNFTs 🦊 convey any legitimate access rights to my "non-fungible token" (is that what we're calling it now?).

There's always increased space-time distortion around this time of year, when everyone with a time machine is trying to see what theymos has planned. (Don't worry, I won't spoil the surprise!)

One hundred and sixth week paid.

As far as I can tell, a transaction having several recipients is all it takes. I usually get a score of 0 when sending to only a single recipient. As LoyceV notes, the Privacy-o-meter is pretty much worthless and shouldn't be taken seriously.

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They aren't. Some are getting paid different amounts, according to a combination of objective criteria (mostly activity and rank) and my admittedly arbitrary whims.

No benefit? What about the fame? And the fun? And the attention of attractive people of various genders? (Yes, there's also the attention I get from unattractive people of mostly one gender in particular, but that's significantly less beneficial, at least to me.)

I find it interesting that you're comparing being merely called out for untrustworthy and potentially even outright criminal behaviour to animal abuse.

When I eventually get bored of doing this, I guess. This whole thing is just a practical joke that got out of hand, after all. It won't last forever, so please don't rely on it as your sole source of income.

I'm paying you all each week/month in advance, remember? If you decide to prematurely quit showing my avatar without notice and without providing a reasonably pro-rated refund of the advance payment or other compensation, I'm going to be rather put out.

Unlikely. Not upholding your end of the deal is one thing, but other actions sufficiently unbecoming to cause you to be expelled from the club? Not a trust issue, and you'll still get your positive trust. See, I'm reasonable like that.

One hundred and fifth week paid.

For the simple reason that I've never used this forum as a business opportunity, with the debatable exception of my infamous Merit Cycling Club, though that deal is still ongoing so there's technically still a counterparty risk, even though I trust everyone involved. Don't worry; they'll all get positive trust once it's all wrapped up. Will that make you feel better?

Probably, but not how you think. My lack of business dealings hasn't saved me from making a few enemies; I suppose my natural vulpine superiority might be to blame for that, now you come to mention it. And at the end of the day, my enemies need to learn just what it means to mess with the fox: that my cute fluffy exterior and vixenly charms conceal slavering fangs, sharp claws, and the willingness to dye my fur red with the blood of my vanquished foes. (Of course, that last part is just a metaphor for my trust page; red is my natural colour, as far as anyone knows...)

I'm assuming, of course, that you have no substantive objections to my trust feedback and that you're just looking for an entertaining reaction from me. Did I do good?

Wow, attendance is even better that I hoped; I'm starting to run out of appendages and orifices. (Don't worry, a vixen can always find a way to squeeze everybody in.)

Don't you dare! He knows perfectly well what he's missing out on, and he's not entitled to any part of it.

Fortunately, I do have enough paws to keep everyone occupied while waiting their turn.

Technically, the other thread was just to announce the then-new site, so I guess the party should happen here. It seems to be happening here anyway regardless of whether or not it should.

Luckily nobody is secretly recording anything for, um, "security purposes". That's totally not a thing that anyone needs to be suspicious about. ¬.¬

Decency is obviously overrated, but lieflijkheid never is. Dank je!

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Alright, three, but the original holes are really just one long hole if you get technical about it.

Second year paid and second foxhole re-opened to properly celebrate the second anniversary of my vixenation (yes, we're ostensbily celebrating the anniversary of the Merit Cycling Club, but we all know what we're really here for ). This year's celebrants are advised (but not required) to take additional precautions to avoid a repeat of last year's embarrassing confusion as to who got whom pregnant. At the very least, consider wearing your name tag on an article of clothing you don't intend to immediately discard (I realise that for most people, this won't leave many options, but this is why dog collars are so practical).

With those ground rules (among other things) laid bare, let's get this party started!

Oh, dear. That doesn't sound good at all. The first thing you need to do with your "life changing money" is hire a lawyer and cease making incriminating public statements. I don't know what country you're in, but there aren't too many that offer unemployment benefits to millionaires - and I can guarantee that you were explicitly asked if you had any secret millions stashed away on at least one of the many forms you signed to get your benefits. Honestly, the best you can hope for at this point is that your lawyer can cut a deal for you to pay back your illegitimate benefits in exchange for staying out of jail and keeping the remainder of your assets. (Speaking of staying out of jail, don't forget to pay capital gains tax when you sell any of your coins. Hire an accountant if you need help with that.)

Nope. It must only happen to shitposters. But if it starts happening to anyone else, I'm sure they'll us know.

It's proof that it isn't me. I have no black markings, nor have I ever dyed my fur unnatural colours. Don't tell me you think all indeterminately sexed foxes all look alike.

That's a shame, because I regret nothing. Reduced social responsibility is fun! And the girl parts not bad either. (Punctuate that last sentence however you like. )

I said stop speculating, dammit! I can assure you that nobody involved was too drunk to consent, and I certainly didn't get Lauda pregnant or vice versa. It's not even biologically possible! Probably. Hopefully...


I can also confirm that our alleged sexual relationship was perfectly normal, and so was the resulting cover-up. It's perfectly normal for powerful people to cover up alleged sexual relationships; this is in no way evidence of an unusual conspiracy, nor are the allegations themselves a cover-up for something even more depraved. Which you should cease speculating about. Because such things definitely didn't happen. ¬.¬

I'm just dropping by to say that I am not an alt of theymos or anyone else, and that I never did learn Lauda's gender during our alleged sexual relations and I would not reveal it even if I did. These impertinent speculations really have to stop.

I'll bet one of the unclaimed mystery boxes I still have lying around from the Vulpine Order of Merit. This one contains a live bobcat (as mystery boxes sometimes do), as well as an experimental apparatus containing a caesium-137 radiation source and an untested Monsanto product. This a new experimental design intended to remove sampling bias from controlled trials, developed by Monsanto and later abandoned when they realised that scientific studies don't hold up in court, which is how I got this box so cheap. I'm sure it'll go nice with the other Monsanto box I gave you. As always, open with care.

No bet. It's probably already happening on one of the chans.

EDIT: Typo