What's next, a free beer sign?

Hi. See here.

Suppose they get together with S.MG?

Nobody is failing to comprehend how it "works". People are pointing out to you that this "idea" of yours is broken. It's not a mystery. See every other service announcement promising to pay out more than was deposited on the basis of other people's deposits. Not just in BTC, but throughout time. Report back with which ones worked.

Here you go. Perhaps you ought to explain to twentyseventy there why it is that the link will have to continue to be posted.

I thought it would've been pretty clear from my initial post that the problem was OP's empty use of laudatory titles like "industry best" despite OP's clear inability to produce financial reports in a sane manner. To wit:




Yes, producing reports is a good thing. No, it's not okay to claim you're doing anything "industry best" while you fuck up your reports multiple times and ultimately fail to present them in any reasonable venue.

It's not my site sparky. It's where the relevant information is. You want some variety, make it happen.

The discussion of how various unforeseen circumstances would be handled begins here, and in general the FAQ in its entirety is a required read for grasping MPEx and its specific utility.


Keep focusing on the dollar value of the 30 BTC, which used to be 20 BTC, which used to be 0 BTC, which you missed out on precisely because of the attitude you're still sporting now; we've seen time and time again where this gets people. Being able to trade on the real exchange, like having a seat on the NYSE, is not something anyone ought to, or ever will be able to, buy with pocket change, unless they're lucky enough to make the right choices when the opportunity is there. This is never going away. It's not for everyone, naturally, which is for instance why some people use a broker.

I'm saving this quote just for the very unlikely case you ever amount to anything, so I can quote back at you just how fucking stupid you were in your early days.

The much much fatter chance is, of course,

He should conglomerate with this other tard.

The funny part is that people like you have been saying this exact thing for about as long as you've been around. Back two years ago it was "child porn" and "gypsy scammer", by now I see you lot have scaled back to vague "really scary" bs. It's progress, I guess.

Meanwhile MPEx is still here, while GLBSE morphed into BTCT & Bitfunder which morphed into these two and as predicted will keep right on morphing. As explained other places, your choice is either the actual exchange or half your btc in half a year guaranteed.

So yes, I am calling you stupid, for failing to notice what works and what doesn't, and for failing to admit this, after two years of experiencing it right before your eyes, THREE TIMES already.  What you're doing is roughly equivalent to being given the choice of whether to be thrown out of a plane with a parachute or with a super cool BMX bike, you choose the bike. Because it's really cool and what is this oversized pair of bloomers they call a "parachute"? Clearly that's for fags! So you get badly mangled in the fall, all the while I point and laugh at how fucking stupid you are and point out basic stuff about gravity. Somehow you survive, end up in the plane again, get the choice again, choose the bike AGAIN. And then a third time. Because, again, and again, bikes are cool, and what are these oversized bloomers they call a "parachute"! Clearly for fags!

This makes you pretty much beyond help, if you've not caught on by the third time you're a lost cause. It does take a very very special kind of stupid to do that however, so rejoice, I guess: you're very very special.

To everyone else: Bitcoin is not a web thing. Stop judging it as if it were a website. Bitcoin is not a website. You're not whining that NYSE doesn't talk to you directly; why is that? Expecting a stock exchange to look like Stock Generation will get you more iterations of that scam.

Bitcoin is not about people, either. Imagining that what "most" muppets on this forum, or on any other social venue agree upon is important, noteworthy, or relevant is nonsense. Bitcoin is about the rich. Do what they do or don't exist.

Dude stop lying, nobody is buying your retarded bs.

No one poor. No one stupid. The very concept being to limit access.

If you can't ensure your own account's security such that stuff like this happens, your account isn't particularly trustworthy, you know.

It already exists. It's called MPEx.

Hehe, a little off.

There's a smattering of wanna-be exchanges (some run by out and out scammers, some run by people with good intentions but who are so inept they end up scamming anyway whether they like it or not), and there's MPEx.

That's been the situation for quite a while, with various shufflings of that former group.

Here's some links you may find useful to the end of researching all of this.

Also check out #bitcoin-assets on IRC.

Why you can't invest with Cryptostocks. It wasn't empty conjecture, you know.

It's lovely when junk like this doesn't have a bunch of noobs rubbernecking and doing Teh Chants. A girl could almost breathe easy.

OP: get lost. This isn't your ship.

You have got to be kidding me. What is this, the MtGox school of updates? Shit breaking, and people fucking up, is not something that is "further optimized" nor can it be described as "great success".

Well that's the right attitude, at least. Keep it up.