Presenting the worst late April fools prank of the year.






"Alec Muffet, software engineer for security infrastructure for Facebook, announced that “Internet users who use the Tor browser to protect their anonymity can now visit Facebook via a special .onion address: facebookcorewwwi.onion.”

"This URL comes with an SSL certificate and “makes Facebook the first website with a Certificate Authority, a digital certificate that guarantees that the recipient is indeed who he claims to be, to launch a Tor-exclusive version with a certified connection to its URL.”"

Isaiah Zoar Marin, 21, is being charged with first degree murder after trying to behead a teen for practicing witchcraft.

What are we going to do?!?! The evil terrorists are coming t---never mind, this guy is white.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2014/10/christian-zealot-beheads-teen-for-practicing-witchcraft/

In America, the most dangerous Halloween costume is one that reflects powers beyond that of a regular human, a magic suit that grants you the authority to rob, murder, or kidnap for unspecified durations of time ANYONE you see, powers so unique, that you can punish someone just for questioning you.

It's dangerous dressing up as a police officer for Halloween, because you can get shot for impersonating a police officer.

Related:

Man in Pig Mask arrested for impersonating police officer

US Government "accidentally" airdrops weapons to ISIS

"The cache of weapons included hand grenades, ammunition and rocket-propelled grenade launchers, according to a video uploaded by a media group loyal to the Islamic State group."


I hate it when the government accidentally sends grenade launchers

"At least we didn't send a nuclear bomb!"
~Not Obama

https://hromedia.com/2014/10/21/u-s-accidentally-airdrop-weapons-to-isis-fighters/

Notice how in multicultural boards based on foreign languages, there is no strict policy. For example, there can be English posts in the Romanian section. However, there can't be Romanian posts in these sections. This is blatant bigotry.

A video posted to Youtube on 27 October, 2014, shows a Miami beach police officer bursting in rage after man says "God bless you"


Now I don't know how to embed Youtube videos on here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbWEtGV3xvg


Transcript:

“Have a good day, get outta my face before I decide that this might not be the best judgment that I made.”

Valdes replies, “You have a great day too.”

MacLeod then responds, “Trust me I will.”

Valdes replies back, “God bless you.”

“You know what, fuck it. I’ll throw your ass in jail. You wanna be a sarcastic bitch, I’ll be fuckin a bigger bitch. You’re fuckin with the wrong dude bro. I’ve been here longer than you’ve fuckin been alive. I’ve put up with more shit than you can ever think of, so if you wanna test me again you’ll be finding Dade County jail real fuckin hunky dory tonight.”

[A gun that shoots plastic pellets]

A gun that shoots plastic pellets was deemed a serious threat to authorities in a school in Massachusetts, when Jamie Pereira and Tito Velez decided to take the "Cute couple" photograph of themselves posing with an air soft rifle.


The school staff was shocked, and immediately suspended the students for a period of ten days.

http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2014/10/29/students-suspended-for-posing-with-airsoft-rifles-on-facebook/

The authorities at the school did have a right to be offended, not because of the air soft pellet guns, but because they weren't teaching their students about topics like America's involvement in financing the Third Reich, the terrible atrocities committed under the name of Jesus, how the CIA used American citizens as test subjects for a psychedelic experiment and how LSD was a product of that experiment gone wrong (MK Ultra), how the FBI carried out assassination attempts and sent  blackmail threats to civil rights activist Martin Luther King (COINTELPRO), or how Monsanto is sittin their ass inside our entire damn government.


Source:

http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2014/10/29/students-suspended-for-posing-with-airsoft-rifles-on-facebook/


Also see:

Man with disassembled airsoft gun fatally shot in the head by police
Cops kill man in Walmart because of a toy gun
California cops shoot 13 year old boy for carrying a toy gun

You now need a dance permit to dance inside your own property, according to Utah Police

"[We were] told by officers we couldn’t have a dance, under threat of being taken to jail with a felony of inciting a riot.”

It was the annual "Monster Mash", a Halloween event organized by a company known as "Heart of Dixie"

And then Big Brother said HALT! DOES THEE HAVE A PERMIT FOR THY FREEDOM?

http://www.thespectrum.com/story/news/local/2014/10/27/police-crack-dance-party-stirs-controversy/18010941/

As FDR would say:

Very progressive!

Related:

You can't be by the river without a fishing pole

[while on duty]

If the statement "not all cops are bad" is really true,

Why did they stand by, watching and doing nothing, as their peer officer was raping a child?

"A federal civil lawsuit filed with Texas Southern District Court back in May accused [Erasmo] Mata of assaulting the minor five times, on five separate occasions, all while on duty.  The suit alleges that the attacks took place in abandoned houses around the city as other Pharr police officers stood by and watched."

Oh, but it does not end there!

"The lawsuit also accused the department of engaging in a cover-up to protect the officers from criminal charges, as well as not conducting a rape kit or immediately testing the evidence."

That's right, they not only stood by and watched a child getting raped, they tried to cover up their fellow officer's tracks.

If I did this with my friends, I'd be locked up in minutes.

"Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry."
~Thomas Jefferson

"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
~Thomas Jefferson (Attribution often denied by liberals)

Original source

Alternative sources for those who claim TheFreeThoughtProject is biased:

http://www.valleycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=1115381#.VFEC2I-HbFY
https://www.google.com/search?q=Erasmo+Mata,+Jr&num=100&client=ubuntu&hs=1gW&channel=fs&source=univ&tbm=nws&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=qwJRVKDFBeae7gbV6IHoBA&ved=0CCMQsQQ&biw=1193&bih=615

A police officer wanted to have sex with a woman, but she was married.

He solved the problem by forging false evidence against her husband to get her arrested.

I'm not going to tell you what happened next, because I want you to read the article yourself.
http://filmingcops.com/cop-wanted-to-have-sex-with-mans-wife-so-he-created-fake-reports-to-get-man-arrested/

“You’re a prostitute. You’re coming with me.”

Officer David Roark put his hands over the mouth of a 12 year old girl and attempted to kidnap her, when her father heard her cries for help, and came rushing from the balcony.

"Dymond’s parents approached the cops and said “That’s our daughter. She’s twelve.” Roark responded “I don’t care if she’s twenty-two, thirty-two, or forty-six.”

"None of the officers were fired. In fact Gomez went on to work for the department up until 2012 when he started his own private detective services. 2 years after he beat a 12 year-old girl to the point of hospitalization, Officer Sean Stewart was named Galveston “Officer of the year”!"

Full article:
http://thefreethoughtproject.com/cops-beat-kidnap-12-yo-girl-front-home-claiming-prostitute/#wwUKBBGzEVU5t2Om.99

VERY progressive!

I can't believe we have come so far! America, the land of the free!

Come on guys, don't like abortions? Don't get aborted. Don't like slavery? Don't buy a slave.

As reported on ITV News

"A mother has made legal history after she won a High Court case to end the life of her severely disabled 12-year-old daughter."


You can read the full article here
http://www.itv.com/news/2014-10-26/mother-wins-right-to-end-disabled-daughters-life/

A serious terrorist threat was intercepted by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) recently.

The DHS raided a lingerie shop, and confiscated panties for being weapons of mass destruction


"“They came in and there were two guys” Honig told the Kansas City Star. “I asked one of them what size he needed and he showed me a badge and took me outside. They told me they were from Homeland Security and we were violating copyright laws.”"
Source

"Cop Arrests Woman for DUI, Then He Steals Nude Photos from Her Phone"

"California Highway Patrol officer Sean Harrington, of Martinez, California is accused of forwarding nude photos of a DUI suspect from her cellphone to his, while she was locked up in a holding cell."

Source



Follow-up:

"Cop Who Stole Nude Photos From Woman’s Cellphone, Says It’s A “Game” Among Police"

"Earlier this week, we broke the story of California Highway Patrol officer Sean Harrington, a cop who was accused of stealing nude photographs from a woman who was arrested for DUI.

On Friday, Mercury News obtained court documents showing that the situation was more disturbing and more widespread than was initially expected. The victim and her lawyer did suspect that other officers were involved in the crime, and according to the recently obtained documents, there were a number of other officers involved. In fact, it was admitted by officer Harrington that collecting nude photos from the phones of arrested women was a “game” that he and other officers played while on duty."

Source

Welcome to Facebook's Anonymous Dark Room. Where no one knows it is you in the chat room, except for Facebook, their advertisers, the data mining corporation that purchased user information, the NSA, FBI, CIA, local law enforcement...but no one else. Mark promised.

The question is:

Did he pinky promise?

My Bitforce SHA-256 has finally arrived!

I cannot wait to try it out!

Paid about $400 for it
1.4 GHs

"'Horrific day' as 1 shot at war memorial near Canada's Parliament"

"There were "numerous gunmen" Wednesday morning at the Canada War Memorial shooting, said Marc Soucy of the Ottawa Police Service. Authorities are working to figure out if there were two or three gunmen, he said. Only one person was shot, Soucy said."

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/10/22/world/americas/canada-ottawa-shooting/

Hey guys, I'm looking to set up a VPN on Ubuntu 14 04

Very similar to Hotspot Shield on Windows

I wish to use a Virtual Private Network to redirect all outgoing connections to another IP, which can be useful in preventing IP leaks when surfing the internet through TOR.

 
IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ

** Before "helping", you must make sure I'm willing to transact based on the information you supply (If I cannot get the VPN to work on my computer because of the instructions you gave me, sorry, I can't afford to pay because of a limited budget)

** You must provide proper means of trade (A valid Bitcoin address, none of that miniaddress crap please)

** The VPN service must not be paid, it needs to be free

Edit, forgot to write this before:

** For multiple solutions, I will select the first helpful one

Hi! Just wondering if there are any fellow white girls that are into BItcoin mining/trading, as I only see guys on here. We make up a considerably large proportion of the North American continent (Which we all regard as the center of the world map, 'murka) yet I know few other girls interested in Bitcoin.

As Bitcoin users it is a common interest on maintain anonymity on the web.

I do have a few questions.

Is TOR enough to conceal one's identity on the web? Not the Deepweb, but on Bitcointalk
If there is an IP leak, do the administrators at Bitcointalk cooperate with efforts to distribute personal information of Bitcointalk users to ISPs?