As a designer and producer, what you offer in return is not enough sorry.
If I were to put that much effort in I would likely do it all myself.
This is probably why you're not getting many bites.
And this.... "I refuse the right to not have any winners" - despite its garbled English, is enough to put anyone off..... smells like a rip off straight away.
You need to think these things through a lot more and learn your market much better. Do more research, spend more time learning your industry and especially your target market as it strikes me that for all your efforts and desires you are taking one step forward and two steps back. Don't give up though!
I would imagine that it would be wise to encase them in some resin or other protective coating as the chips themselves will be quite fragile on a keyring..
I'll be watching this one as a BFL Chip keychain would be neat