ok enough of that. Some bitch keeps deleting my page. If she's deleted it again then here's the article,
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[[Image:ditcoin.png|thumb|right|150px|ditcoin logo.]]
Bitcoin (pronounced Bite-me) is the national [[Jew Gold|currency]] of [[esperanto|esperantists]] and [[Skript kiddie|l33t hax0rs]] everywhere. The [[Angry asian man|inventor]], a well known cryptographer in the Bitcoin community, is such a recluse leading to several speculative theories about his identity:
* Collective of several people.
* [[Meme|Self-induced delusion]] of many.
* [[Illuminati]]
* Or a cross-dressing Japanese man with an outdated profile on [[facebook]].
== Traders ==
[[Some argue|It is well known]] that bitcoins have practical value on the web enabling you to purchase lucrative goods such as T-shirts, bandwidth and gay-porn. [[Cool story bro|Currently the Bitcoin community is undergoing a major expansion with the urban myth of one aspie having managed to purchase a pizza using them]]. Such stories are highly speculative and experts are currently undecided whether such things have [[Lie|actually happened]]. Nonetheless Bitcoiners continue to exchange with gummi bears and macaroni chips, in the goal of increasing their holdings.
== Technical ==
Nobody knows.
== Why ==
If you are a batshit crazy libertarian then here's your chance to engage in your own subversive way and become a [[an hero|superhero]]. Now everyone on the net can be a real-life strongman from the safety of their computers. You can trade them for free meaning that you're now free to aquire '''even more''' gummi bears.
Because the coins gain value, the entire ponzi scheme is guaranteed $$$. Getting your grandma to invest her savings is a sure-fire way to infinite success, wealth and bitches. The entire pyramid is explained to be worth $1.3 mirrions, although Bitcoiners ''conveniently'' forget to explain that '''is not''' $1.3 mirrions of real monies.
{{quote2|bro if u leave ur computer it generated coins. itsss like prinitng monie!!i made 20 btc last month|IRC user explaining the intricacies of Bitcoin}}
With a sales pitch like that anyone is sold. Of course they also forget to mention that the cost of creating new bitcoins is more than the bitcoins themselves.
The major sell of bitcoins is the ability to engage with other [[aspies]] [[forum whoring]] and trading your play-money for "goods". There's even talk of a convention to allow Bitcoiners to speculate on the identity of the creator while dressed as giant gold coins, or cross-dressing Japanese men.
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