I prefer to be surprised

+1.  Fight the douchbaggery

Drugs are a terrible scourge upon the human race.  They ruin people's health, their relationships, and their mental and bodily clarity.  You should be ashamed to consider such a business plan and I hope you reconsider.  You should also note that the sale of paraphernalia intended for illegal use is itself a crime in most civilized countries.  Anyone who has fallen victim to drugs and is considering a purchase from this man can find the best help available here.

You should not dilute the brand of your profitable and honest banking business with this sort of shady nonsense.

She's a real pounder but a serious wear on the rubbers.

Maybe if Dank changes his name to "Buccaneer" and pays 7% interest people will send him 500 000 bitcoins.

Thanks for the warm welcomes! Especially 556j!
Let me take some time to address your questions one at a time:

1) I won’t discuss issues of salary other than to say you have your figures wrong and I'm a US citizen so no green card necessary.

2) You don’t seem to know what that word “literally” nor “slave” means. When used correctly "slave" means a person entirely under the domination of some influence or person" For example, "He was a slave to his own insecurities." According to its dictionary definition, "literally" means "exactly, virtually, without exaggeration or inaccuracy" For example, "556j's dick was literally the size of a peanut."

3) I was hired because I was exactly the type of person BitInstant wanted for the role. I have experience both in tech startups, finance, customer service and foreign translation. I also have a sense of humor and a thick skin when it comes from getting flack from haters. And, while my gender wasn't a factor in the hiring process, I happen to have awesome tits.

4) On the Pirate situation: Obvious scam is obvious. New technology should make people's lives easier but people still need to use their brains and common sense.

5) On CoinBase: I’m not aware of their long-term business strategy, but it’s almost certainly better than pirate’s.

6) I think I know what I got involved with. It’s basically PayPal for non-statists, right?

Also, if you’re rude again, don’t expect an answer. Let's keep it classy.

One for BurntSnow too!

I am aware renege is the proper spelling. I just like renig much more.