Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th

[AndrewBUD]

Maybe if Dank changes his name to "Buccaneer" and pays 7% interest people will send him 500 000 bitcoins.

Or try, IAMYOURGOD......... and offer 10% and you'll get 1million BTC..... People are already sending that dude with no mouth money....

[IveBeenBit]

Dank, I'm tired of people coming through here and using you as their punching bag. I'd like to deposit with your bank under the soul guarantee to show my support. Can I send you BTC12 and receive 2.2% per week for one month?

I was initially going to only loan BTC10, but twelve has always been a lucky number for me, so I'd prefer BTC12 for this loan. I will be asking for return of my principal in one month.

[dank]

Dank, I'm tired of people coming through here and using you as their punching bag. I'd like to deposit with your bank under the soul guarantee to show my support. Can I send you BTC12 and receive 2.2% per week for one month?

I was initially going to only loan BTC10, but twelve has always been a lucky number for me, so I'd prefer BTC12 for this loan. I will be asking for return of my principal in one month.

Certainly, I appreciate your support.  You can use the address in my signature to deposit.  Thank you. 

[AndrewBUD]

Nice, Looks good on ya

[Rarity]

Updated Dank Glass logo.  Dank Glass will sell a variety of quality pipes for BTC.

Drugs are a terrible scourge upon the human race.  They ruin people's health, their relationships, and their mental and bodily clarity.  You should be ashamed to consider such a business plan and I hope you reconsider.  You should also note that the sale of paraphernalia intended for illegal use is itself a crime in most civilized countries.  Anyone who has fallen victim to drugs and is considering a purchase from this man can find the best help available here.

You should not dilute the brand of your profitable and honest banking business with this sort of shady nonsense.

[dank]

Updated Dank Glass logo.  Dank Glass will sell a variety of quality pipes for BTC.

Drugs are a terrible scourge upon the human race.  They ruin people's health, their relationships, and their mental and bodily clarity.  You should be ashamed to consider such a business plan and I hope you reconsider.  You should also note that the sale of paraphernalia intended for illegal use is itself a crime in most civilized countries.  Anyone who has fallen victim to drugs and is considering a purchase from this man can find the best help available here.

Well, I'll start with your first statement.  How are drugs bad?  Drugs are inanimate objects.  What about the drugs made for the purpose of improving your health?  Are those bad?  What about the drugs that makeup your brain?  People ruin their own health and relationships, but many will use drugs as a scapegoat because they're too weak to admit otherwise.

Are there some bad drugs?  Sure.  Heroin probably won't help your life too much, nor prescription drugs.  There are also drugs that do wonders by allowing humans to empathize and open up with each other.  There are drugs that allow you to explore your conscience, but I suppose that's a bad thing?

Is cannabis bad?  An all natural, highly medicinal, cancer curing, drug that's never killed a single soul?

Drugs don't control people, people control (or lack) their drug use.  And don't say you don't use drugs, there are plenty of ways to stimulate the chemicals in your brain other than taking a substance.

Why is it okay to sit idly watching TV all day, and/or to eat vast quantities of horrible food that diminishes your health?  You do realize over 90% of drug related fatalities are caused by legal drugs?

Even if drugs were the most terrible infliction upon us humans, what would you do to fight it?  Make them illegal and create a half trillion dollar global market?  Where dealers can sell to kids without regulation of quality?  Or what if drugs were all legal, regulated and people were properly educated?  Then those who choose to put harmful chemicals in their body can finally let natural selection have it's role.  Then there wouldn't be thousands of murders related to drugs.  Then we wouldn't have people losing their freedom for putting something in their body.

I don't know about you, but I don't need the government to tell me what is okay to put in my body.

[IveBeenBit]

Dank, I'm tired of people coming through here and using you as their punching bag. I'd like to deposit with your bank under the soul guarantee to show my support. Can I send you BTC12 and receive 2.2% per week for one month?

I was initially going to only loan BTC10, but twelve has always been a lucky number for me, so I'd prefer BTC12 for this loan. I will be asking for return of my principal in one month.

Certainly, I appreciate your support.  You can use the address in my signature to deposit.  Thank you.  

OK, done. Since it's already late in the day we can just use September 1 to start calculating interest. You can return the principal to me on October 1. Actually, you can repay on October 6 to give you a full 5 weeks. That way it's simple and we don't have to worry about prorating the interest.

Thank you.

[AndrewBUD]

Updated Dank Glass logo.  Dank Glass will sell a variety of quality pipes for BTC.

Drugs are a terrible scourge upon the human race.  They ruin people's health, their relationships, and their mental and bodily clarity.  You should be ashamed to consider such a business plan and I hope you reconsider.  You should also note that the sale of paraphernalia intended for illegal use is itself a crime in most civilized countries.  Anyone who has fallen victim to drugs and is considering a purchase from this man can find the best help available here.

You should not dilute the brand of your profitable and honest banking business with this sort of shady nonsense.

Well you best not be drinking any coffee or tea because IMO it's as bad of a drug as marijuana..... Caffeine has worse side affects from over use than marijuana.... You only think it's bad because they tell you it's bad. In Canada it is not illegal to be high or to have paraphernalia. Are we not a civilized country?

[Rarity]

How are drugs bad?

Illegal addictive drugs like Meth, Marijuana, and Crack are bad because they are addictive and lead to many deaths.  It is simply a lie to suggest Marijuana doesn't kill people.  Overdose may not kill you directly, but addiction is often linked with suicide and depression and addicted individuals make terrible choices because of their drug use.

Overall, marijuana is the most prevalent illegal drug detected in impaired drivers, fatally injured drivers, and motor vehicle crash victims.

http://www.drugabuse.gov/publications/drugfacts/drugged-driving

There are drugs that allow you to explore your conscience, but I suppose that's a bad thing?

Such drugs only offer false insight into consciousness and spirituality and are dangerous to use.  Countries that have made the terrible decision to tolerate their use have been confronted with reality and been forced to back down.  Drugs do not put you on a bridge to clarity or freedom, only to deception and death.

While the dried variety, which provides even stronger hallucinations, is already illegal, the decision to ban fresh magic - or psilocybin - mushrooms was taken after a 17-year-old French girl jumped to her death from one of Amsterdam's canal bridges in March after taking them.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/netherlands/3441105/Magic-mushrooms-banned-in-Netherlands.html

Drugs don't control people, people control (or lack) their drug use.  And don't say you don't use drugs

Addiction is a disease recognized by medical doctors, it robs people of their ability to control their use.  I have never used any illegal drugs or dangerous currently legal recreational substances such as tobacco or alcohol and I never will.

Why is it okay to sit idly watching TV all day, and/or to eat vast quantities of horrible food that diminishes your health?

Absolutely not okay, but I'm not sure what your two wrongs make a right approach is trying to accomplish in this discussion.

Even if drugs were the most terrible infliction upon us humans, what would you do to fight it?  

You take strong efforts to create the tough laws necessary to reduce drug use as much as is humanly possible.  The country of Singapore is an excellent model in which harsh penalties have been extremely effective in reducing use.  It is a lie to suggest prohibition does not work.

I don't know about you, but I don't need the government to tell me what is okay to put in my body.

You are clearly a drug user, and most likely an addict in denial of how little control you truly have.  I can only hope your government does help you one day or you see the light and seek out help yourself.

[dank]

How are drugs bad?

Illegal addictive drugs like Meth, Marijuana, and Crack are bad because they are addictive and lead to many deaths.  It is simply a lie to suggest Marijuana doesn't kill people.  Overdose may not kill you directly, but addiction is often linked with suicide and depression and addicted individuals make terrible choices because of their drug use.

You cannot be physically addicted to cannabis.  You can be mentally 'addicted' to anything.  That's funny though, I recall cannabis helping my depression when I was on the brink of suicide.

Overall, marijuana is the most prevalent illegal drug detected in impaired drivers, fatally injured drivers, and motor vehicle crash victims.

http://www.drugabuse.gov/publications/drugfacts/drugged-driving

Because it stays in your body up to four weeks after ingestion.  Because your body welcomes it.  Doesn't mean they were high when the accident happened.

There are drugs that allow you to explore your conscience, but I suppose that's a bad thing?

Such drugs only offer false insight into consciousness and spirituality and are dangerous to use.  Countries that have made the terrible decision to tolerate their use have been confronted with reality and been forced to back down.  Drugs do not put you on a bridge to clarity or freedom, only to deception and death.

Oh no!  My dreams of becoming a guitarist are all false?!  You're telling me things I've experienced weren't real?!  But I saw them!  And what you see is real, right?  Life is but a dream, after all.

While the dried variety, which provides even stronger hallucinations, is already illegal, the decision to ban fresh magic - or psilocybin - mushrooms was taken after a 17-year-old French girl jumped to her death from one of Amsterdam's canal bridges in March after taking them.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/netherlands/3441105/Magic-mushrooms-banned-in-Netherlands.html

One person kills themselves, possibly because they realized how shitty their life was and wanted to die, so we should outlaw it?  What about the 1/3 teens that kill themselves while drunk?

Drugs don't control people, people control (or lack) their drug use.  And don't say you don't use drugs

Addiction is a disease recognized by medical doctors, it robs people of their ability to control their use.  I have never used any illegal drugs or dangerous currently legal recreational substances such as tobacco or alcohol and I never will.

Addiction is 95% mental, I'm sure you're addicted to a few things as well.  Doctors rob people of their ability to control their use by convincing them it's a disease.  That's too bad, you're missing a lot in life.

Why is it okay to sit idly watching TV all day, and/or to eat vast quantities of horrible food that diminishes your health?

Absolutely not okay, but I'm not sure what your two wrongs make a right approach is trying to accomplish in this discussion.

No, it is ok, because it's their life, I'm not going to outlaw TVs and fast food because people destroy their selves with them.

Even if drugs were the most terrible infliction upon us humans, what would you do to fight it?  

You take strong efforts to create the tough laws necessary to reduce drug use as much as is humanly possible.  The country of Singapore is an excellent model in which harsh penalties have been extremely effective in reducing use.  It is a lie to suggest prohibition does not work.

Statistically, no, prohibition doesn't work.  America, the great founder of the war on (some) drugs, has the highest drug use.  While Portugal, a country that has decriminalized drugs, has seen over a 50% reduction since decriminalizing.  Weird.

I don't know about you, but I don't need the government to tell me what is okay to put in my body.

You are clearly a drug user, and most likely an addict in denial of how little control you truly have.  I can only hope your government does help you one day or you see the light and seek out help yourself.

You got that part right, you, I and everyone else is a drug user.  Ever felt happy?  Or sad?  Or love?  Or had a dream?  Those are the drugs altering your conscience.

And by the way, I'm not a habitual drug user, or drug addict as you would say.

[dank]

Dank, I'm tired of people coming through here and using you as their punching bag. I'd like to deposit with your bank under the soul guarantee to show my support. Can I send you BTC12 and receive 2.2% per week for one month?

I was initially going to only loan BTC10, but twelve has always been a lucky number for me, so I'd prefer BTC12 for this loan. I will be asking for return of my principal in one month.

Certainly, I appreciate your support.  You can use the address in my signature to deposit.  Thank you.  

OK, done. Since it's already late in the day we can just use September 1 to start calculating interest. You can return the principal to me on October 1. Actually, you can repay on October 6 to give you a full 5 weeks. That way it's simple and we don't have to worry about prorating the interest.

Thank you.

Thanks again, you have been added to the list.  Please, PM me the return address I should use.

Dank Bank interest rates have been lowered for new deposits due to decreased demand and for increased stability/sustainability.

[IveBeenBit]

Thanks again, you have been added to the list.  Please, PM me the return address I should use.

Dank Bank interest rates have been lowered for new deposits due to decreased demand and for increased stability/sustainability.

Woot! I'm the last of the depositors to be offered 2+% interest! 

Also, thank you for adding the explanation of the soul guarantee to the OP. I have no doubt my coins are safe with you.

[dank]

Thanks again, you have been added to the list.  Please, PM me the return address I should use.

Dank Bank interest rates have been lowered for new deposits due to decreased demand and for increased stability/sustainability.

Woot! I'm the last of the depositors to be offered 2+% interest! 

Also, thank you for adding the explanation of the soul guarantee to the OP. I have no doubt my coins are safe with you.

I'm glad you feel that I'm trustworthy, that means a lot.

[Bitcoin Oz]

Updated Dank Glass logo.  Dank Glass will sell a variety of quality pipes for BTC.

Drugs are a terrible scourge upon the human race.  They ruin people's health, their relationships, and their mental and bodily clarity.  You should be ashamed to consider such a business plan and I hope you reconsider.  You should also note that the sale of paraphernalia intended for illegal use is itself a crime in most civilized countries.  Anyone who has fallen victim to drugs and is considering a purchase from this man can find the best help available here.

You should not dilute the brand of your profitable and honest banking business with this sort of shady nonsense.

I hope dank sells a  bong shaped like a my little pony. Also more people die  every year from prescription drug abuse than die from heroin and cocaine combined.

[Tittiez]

I'm glad you feel that I'm trustworthy, that means a lot.

Your dank enough that if I ever get anything back from pirate I might deposit with you.

[bitlane]

I have never used any illegal drugs or dangerous currently legal recreational substances such as tobacco or alcohol and I never will.

So, you are hardly in a position to make an informed judgement or even an 'educated' claim in regards to the subject, correct ?

Drugs do not put you on a bridge to clarity or freedom, only to deception and death.

This obviously stems from your in-depth experiences, correct ?

It is simply a lie to suggest Marijuana doesn't kill people.  Overdose may not kill you directly, but addiction is often linked with suicide and depression and addicted individuals make terrible choices because of their drug use.

Unfortunately, marijuana has a grand total of ZERO of the effects you describe above, most of all, the ability to 'overdose'.

I can only hope your government does help you......

Call me crazy, but.... REPUBLICAN AMERICAN much ? ....'Red State' ?

....... in denial of how little control you truly have.

..as opposed to being in denial of how little personal freedom you truly have ?

Countries that have made the terrible decision to tolerate their use have been confronted with reality and been forced to back down.

I am going to guess that you don't travel much ?
Sure, I will take the 'gimme' answer and spew Amsterdam..... 99.99% 'Pot-Heads', 0.01% Crack/Cocaine/Meth-heads.
You should really look at some statistics in regards to crime, quality of life and State Sponsored Drug Rehabilitation and Support programs there.

It is a lie to suggest prohibition does not work.

It depends what the desired outcome of 'WORKED' is, in your statement.
Does it work, to allow for free markets to emerge and the accumulation of wealth by opportunists at large ? THEN YES, it works.



You are clearly a 'Red State' American who suffers from something worse than drugs could ever accomplish.
It is quite comforting to see a 'statistic' and 'stereotype' first hand. As much as I applaud your efforts to spread your conservative views, I feel sorry for the boring, yet predictable life that you must have led.
Wow.

[dank]

I'm glad you feel that I'm trustworthy, that means a lot.

Your dank enough that if I ever get anything back from pirate I might deposit with you.

Awesome, glad to hear.  Hope all goes well.

Very nice, bitlane.

[bitcoinbear]

Updated Dank Glass logo.  Dank Glass will sell a variety of quality pipes for BTC.

Drugs are a terrible scourge upon the human race.  They ruin people's health, their relationships, and their mental and bodily clarity.  You should be ashamed to consider such a business plan and I hope you reconsider.  You should also note that the sale of paraphernalia intended for illegal use is itself a crime in most civilized countries.  Anyone who has fallen victim to drugs and is considering a purchase from this man can find the best help available here.

You should not dilute the brand of your profitable and honest banking business with this sort of shady nonsense.

Meh. Drugs are bad, ok. I dont use any myself (except for caffeine, ibuprofen, acetaminophen, occasionally ethanol, calcium carbonate, acetylsalicylic acid, pseudominophen, etc) but that doesn't mean other people should not have the choice to use them. I bet you even use some drugs yourself. You probably have mind altering drugs growing in your own back yard. (My wife grows salvia and morning glories because they have pretty flowers). Who is to say one particular chemical is evil?

This seems rather off-topic, should these posts be split into a separate thread?

[bitcoinbear]

I have never used any illegal drugs or dangerous currently legal recreational substances such as tobacco or alcohol and I never will.

Have you ever taken a dose of NyQuil when you had a cold?

It is a lie to suggest prohibition does not work.

It depends what the desired outcome of 'WORKED' is, in your statement.
Does it work, to allow for free markets to emerge and the accumulation of wealth by opportunists at large ? THEN YES, it works.

Perhaps we can say prohibition has worked because it keeps so many law-enforcement officers so busy, and gives them great excuses to knock down doors in the middle of the night?

[dank]

I think Rarity got the message.