Curse/Blessing

[21after2]

Dear Tyrion: I have consulted my coven of personal witches, and they have all agreed to curse you for six years each (there's six of them total, so you do the math). They have hidden spell passed down by the ruler of Keimos, and they have agreed to invoke the powers within it's sacred texts to remove their curses on you for a donation of 15 BTC payable to the address in my signature. If you refuse, you can expect to experience some rather nasty curse effects, including but not limited to:
- Male pattern baldness
- Drowsiness
- Diarrhea
- Dry mouth
- Erectile dysfunction
- Pink eye
- Croc flu
- Tennis elbow

My personal witches learned the secret arts of witchcraft and general voodoo-ry from the advisors of the late Papa Doc himself, so you know they mean business. Please consider a donation so that you may avoid their inconveniences.

[underminer]

Pretty sure the poster is already experiencing the sad effects of ed, and that is why he is here, but got bless you.

[Tyrion]

Dear Tyrion: I have consulted my coven of personal witches, and they have all agreed to curse you for six years each (there's six of them total, so you do the math). They have hidden spell passed down by the ruler of Keimos, and they have agreed to invoke the powers within it's sacred texts to remove their curses on you for a donation of 15 BTC payable to the address in my signature. If you refuse, you can expect to experience some rather nasty curse effects, including but not limited to:
- Male pattern baldness
- Drowsiness
- Diarrhea
- Dry mouth
- Erectile dysfunction
- Pink eye
- Croc flu
- Tennis elbow

My personal witches learned the secret arts of witchcraft and general voodoo-ry from the advisors of the late Papa Doc himself, so you know they mean business. Please consider a donation so that you may avoid their inconveniences.

I really have no interest in your fantasies. Every second you spend attempting to mock me is just another second that the curse will wreak its havoc. I'm surprised that you are not taking this seriously given the very real impact it is having on your pocketbooks, but children are renowned for refusing to listen, aren't they?

[21after2]

Dear Tyrion: I have consulted my coven of personal witches, and they have all agreed to curse you for six years each (there's six of them total, so you do the math). They have hidden spell passed down by the ruler of Keimos, and they have agreed to invoke the powers within it's sacred texts to remove their curses on you for a donation of 15 BTC payable to the address in my signature. If you refuse, you can expect to experience some rather nasty curse effects, including but not limited to:
- Male pattern baldness
- Drowsiness
- Diarrhea
- Dry mouth
- Erectile dysfunction
- Pink eye
- Croc flu
- Tennis elbow

My personal witches learned the secret arts of witchcraft and general voodoo-ry from the advisors of the late Papa Doc himself, so you know they mean business. Please consider a donation so that you may avoid their inconveniences.

I really have no interest in your fantasies. Every second you spend attempting to mock me is just another second that the curse will wreak its havoc. I'm surprised that you are not taking this seriously given the very real impact it is having on your pocketbooks, but children are renowned for refusing to listen, aren't they?

I could not be more serious about this. That tennis elbow is a bitch.

[justusranvier]

I'm surprised that you are not taking this seriously given the very real impact it is having on your pocketbooks

Are you talking about the 40% increase in the exchange rate since you cast the curse? Normally people who hold bitcoins consider that to be a good thing. Are you sure you didn't accidentally cast a blessing instead? I can see how it would be easy to get those mixed up.

[Tyrion]

Please don't troll this thread. Muddying the waters to distract attention from the real effects of the curse is basically commiting an act of fraud and I will ask the moderators to ban you from this thread if you insist on doing so.

[BoardGameCoin]

If your curse's affects are muddied by a forum post, you need to up your mojo.

Please don't waste the admin's time.

[21after2]

Please don't troll this thread. Muddying the waters to distract attention from the real effects of the curse is basically commiting an act of fraud and I will ask the moderators to ban you from this thread if you insist on doing so.

Muddy waters is also an effect of my coven curse.

[Tyrion]

Please don't troll this thread. Muddying the waters to distract attention from the real effects of the curse is basically commiting an act of fraud and I will ask the moderators to ban you from this thread if you insist on doing so.

Muddy waters is also an effect of my coven curse.

21after2, you are banned from this thread.

21after2, if you post in this thread again you will be reported to a moderator.

[John (John K.)]

Please don't troll this thread. Muddying the waters to distract attention from the real effects of the curse is basically commiting an act of fraud and I will ask the moderators to ban you from this thread if you insist on doing so.

Muddy waters is also an effect of my coven curse.

21after2, you are banned from this thread.

21after2, if you post in this thread again you will be reported to a moderator.

Local rules for threads must be set during the creation of the thread.

[John (John K.)]

PS: You could hold a ritual against anyone - we're not stopping that. Why don't you curse him too?

[21after2]

Please don't troll this thread. Muddying the waters to distract attention from the real effects of the curse is basically commiting an act of fraud and I will ask the moderators to ban you from this thread if you insist on doing so.

Muddy waters is also an effect of my coven curse.

21after2, you are banned from this thread.

21after2, if you post in this thread again you will be reported to a moderator.

We're using a rather loose definition of the term "banned" here, aren't we?

[firefop]

Dear Tyrion: I have consulted my coven of personal witches, and they have all agreed to curse you for six years each (there's six of them total, so you do the math). They have hidden spell passed down by the ruler of Keimos, and they have agreed to invoke the powers within it's sacred texts to remove their curses on you for a donation of 15 BTC payable to the address in my signature. If you refuse, you can expect to experience some rather nasty curse effects, including but not limited to:
- Male pattern baldness
- Drowsiness
- Diarrhea
- Dry mouth
- Erectile dysfunction
- Pink eye
- Croc flu
- Tennis elbow

My personal witches learned the secret arts of witchcraft and general voodoo-ry from the advisors of the late Papa Doc himself, so you know they mean business. Please consider a donation so that you may avoid their inconveniences.

I really have no interest in your fantasies. Every second you spend attempting to mock me is just another second that the curse will wreak its havoc. I'm surprised that you are not taking this seriously given the very real impact it is having on your pocketbooks, but children are renowned for refusing to listen, aren't they?

As we suspected, since he already has all those conditions... he's unaffected.

[Tyrion]

I strongly encourage those with orders at BFL to donate to the curse removal before it's too late.

[underminer]

I strongly encourage you to get a life.

[Tyrion]

I have a life that the rest of you can only dream of.

[🏰 TradeFortress 🏰]

I strongly encourage those with orders at BFL to donate to the curse removal before it's too late.

Not if you bet against BFL releasing

Thanks for applying the curse!

[Tyrion]

I strongly encourage those with orders at BFL to donate to the curse removal before it's too late.

Not if you bet against BFL releasing

Thanks for applying the curse!

I never said it would apply equally to everyone. However, if you are satisfied with the service for any reason you should donate.

[underminer]

I have a life that the rest of you can only dream of.

I only wish I could spend my time begging, it really sounds like fun.

[🏰 TradeFortress 🏰]

I strongly encourage those with orders at BFL to donate to the curse removal before it's too late.

Not if you bet against BFL releasing

Thanks for applying the curse!

I never said it would apply equally to everyone. However, if you are satisfied with the service for any reason you should donate.

Have you got my PM?