Curse/Blessing

[Tyrion]

There is now less than 48 hours before I will perform my ritual. I have received 0 coins. PLEASE NOTE: Your donation will come with a free blessing for yourself REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THE 10 BTC THRESHOLD IS MET.

This will mitigate the effect of the curse upon yourself.

[live627]

Meh. So the newbies without any coins and have no way to get any are done for. Way to screw us over, doc.

[pyramining]

I have received 0 coins.

Your BTC wallet has been cursed! :-)

[Tyrion]

There is now approximately 19 hours until the deadline. I have so far received 0 BTC. I promise you that I am a man of my word and that I will use the strongest curse I know to bring down misfortune upon this forum and its posters. It is unfortunate that newbies will suffer as well but that is simply a matter of bad luck. I can say that the more you post here or are involved with this forum the more you will suffer, although those will low post count will also face hardship.

It is not too late to avert this disaster.

Edit: please note that I am aware of the BFL concerns and will be making special mention of them in my dealings with the agents of darkness. Those of you with pre-orders who wish to see them fulfilled should take note.

[SaltySpitoon]

There is now approximately 19 hours until the deadline. I have so far received 0 BTC. I promise you that I am a man of my word and that I will use the strongest curse I know to bring down misfortune upon this forum and its posters. It is unfortunate that newbies will suffer as well but that is simply a matter of bad luck. I can say that the more you post here or are involved with this forum the more you will suffer, although those will low post count will also face hardship.

It is not too late to avert this disaster.

Edit: please note that I am aware of the BFL concerns and will be making special mention of them in my dealings with the agents of darkness. Those of you with pre-orders who wish to see them fulfilled should take note.

Oh god please never leave the forums, you are the first thing that has seriously made me chuckle today. If I pay you, will you take away the curse that makes me laugh hysterically until my sides hurt when I read your post?

But on a serious note, I hired mlawrence to protect us with his 15 years experience, so don't waste your time. Where did you want your 200 BTC sent?

[Inaba]

I'm attacking the darkness.
(Are there any chicks here?)

[BurntSnow]

The majority of members on here have already been cursed with eternal idiocy.

[SaltySpitoon]

The majority of members on here have already been cursed with eternal idiocy.

I KNOW RIGHT!?!?! Who is stupid enough to distrust, uh, THE GOVERNEMENT? I mean, they are like our protectors, why the hell would they have anything but our best interest at mind? And I think, the one thing thats bad about Bitcoins, is their lack of a well structured banking system like the ones that our countries developed over the course of like, 3000 years.

[CJGoodings]

OMG MY PNS IS GONE, This Mans JuJu Is Bad Shit.

Im already cursed, i live in the U.S... Trust me, theres nothing you can do that would make that any worse.

[live627]

The majority of members on here have already been cursed with eternal idiocy.

I KNOW RIGHT!?!?! Who is stupid enough to distrust, uh, THE GOVERNEMENT? I mean, they are like our protectors, why the hell would they have anything but our best interest at mind? And I think, the one thing thats bad about Bitcoins, is their lack of a well structured banking system like the ones that our countries developed over the course of like, 3000 years.

I think I detect some tasty sarcasm topped with a dash of irony, my favorite e-dessert

[SaltySpitoon]

Its funny, because some idiot is going to stub their toe tomorrow, then read this thread, and be freaked out thinking they are cursed.

[reeses]

Its funny, because some idiot is going to stub their toe tomorrow, then read this thread, and be freaked out thinking they are cursed.

What's funnier, is that idiot is going to be you.

But that's mainly because I just cursed you.  I read the paperback Necronomnomnomicon at B. Dalton 25 years ago so I know what I'm doing.

[Herodes]

I woke up this morning, only to find my cat being torn apart by wild dogs, just outside my house. While I went to the garage to get a shovel to bury it, some thug struck me on the back of my head with a bat. When I woke up, all my bitcoins were stolen. I wanted to call the cops, but my cell was broken from the fall, and when I went to use the car, I saw someone had ran away with all my tires. So I went into the street to walk to the nearest bus stop, after having walked for 3 mins, the mad dogs that killed my cat came running after me. I started running across the street, and looking over my shoulder I saw one dog got hit by a car. Unlukcy for me, I too was hit by a car, but that made for a free lift to the hospital by an ambulance. Now, I'm here in bed, with two broken legs, and two broken arms. Damn you Tyrion.



PS: I made this post with my brand new Iphone 5. I just used speech to text, had a nurse turn it on for me.

[live627]

Nice story. Speech to text does not upload images. You're obviously bluffing. And the devilcurse hasn't come yet.

[Herodes]

Nice story. Speech to text does not upload images. You're obviously bluffing. And the devilcurse hasn't come yet.

This is merely the pre-curse effects. Just wait till the full effects of the Tyrion cursing kicks in, I'll ask my friends in the millitary to move me to a bunker that can withstand nuclear attacks. But I'm not sure if I'd be safe even there.

[SaltySpitoon]

Its funny, because some idiot is going to stub their toe tomorrow, then read this thread, and be freaked out thinking they are cursed.

What's funnier, is that idiot is going to be you.

But that's mainly because I just cursed you.  I read the paperback Necronomnomnomicon at B. Dalton 25 years ago so I know what I'm doing.

How much will it cost me to have you remove the curse? I don't think I can stand having two curses at once.

[live627]

Nah. Tyrion is a lost troll looking for his bridge.

[btcANGEL]

please note that I am aware of the BFL concerns and will be making special mention of them in my dealings with the agents of darkness. Those of you with pre-orders who wish to see them fulfilled should take note.

So you're the one leaving all those voicemails asking if we can "pull the wings off the butterflies". You don't even have the right department. We judge souls for usury and other boring paperworky sins. We don't do lost-and-found here. Until BFL starts shipping something with a soul (which isn't going to happen without full custom ASICs) we don't want one.

(Also, I'm still praying for protection for the forum. For free, because no one gets to steal your souls but me I'm a good angel.)

[Herodes]

Just buy one of these, and you should all be safe:
http://www.zazzle.co.uk/nordic_rune_protection_against_witchcraft_embroidered_hat-233333114883889501

And alternatively, you could buy some stuff here, to outwitch Tyrion: http://www.witchstore.net/

And since Tyrion probably is US based, we could always use the powerful methods of Serbian witchcraft against him:
http://www.witchstore.net/shop/balkan-traditional-witchcraft-p-9544.html

Let's summon the forces, to protect our bitcoins!

[Inaba]

Our unicorn blood doesn't count?