💩 ShitDice - The WORST Bitcoin dicing site around. 💩

[subSTRATA]

i made this dank meme to use as the site's background in paint. it's a masterpiece.

[DiamondCardz]

i made this dank meme to use as the site's background in paint. it's a masterpiece.

Thank you for our dank new background my fellow memer, we have now made major improvements to our website with a total revamp consisting of changing the background image in order to improve the quality of our memes. I hope you all do not enjoy this change.

[Altcoin4life]

This parody of dice games is just amusing to say the least. I think I've seen some posts that people actually thought it was for real and wanted to join. But since last I been in this thread those posts were deleted. Just the name alone should give it away but I don't think translators can translate sarcasm.

One would think 'shit' is multilingual

[DiamondCardz]

An evaluation of the running of ShitDice so far is now available on my personal blog, Sarcastic Website with Arbitrary Goals (SWAG):

http://swag.pw/2015/11/22/a-review-shitdice-github-io/

I hope you enjoy it. Let's keep taking the piss at light-speed.

[iv4n]

All dices are shit dices, but there is the king of shit dices and this it. After losing almost everywhere, i found pleasure to lose when i take a shit. So whit shit dices and my shit Im in some kind of shit sandwich. And soon I expect some huge jackopt, well I hope for that cause its time to I get one jackopt. Well anyway I`m fan of this shitdices as u see and I hope I will get some shit prize from u also. Like some giveaway shit around the forum.

[actmyname]

The background change... Have we drifted away from what we truly are? Changing the background -- ShitDice actually CARES?!

Unspeakable.
ShitDice needs to be made incorrigible.

Don't forget the great moments.

[DiamondCardz]

Don't forget the great moments.

I'm sorry, I don't care enough to create great moments for ShitDice. Listening to user feedback is for good sites, therefore I will change the background on a whim whenever I feel like it. Of course, as we are the shittiest site around, user opinion means nothing. As long as you're giving me money.

All dices are shit dices, but there is the king of shit dices and this it. After losing almost everywhere, i found pleasure to lose when i take a shit. So whit shit dices and my shit Im in some kind of shit sandwich. And soon I expect some huge jackopt, well I hope for that cause its time to I get one jackopt. Well anyway I`m fan of this shitdices as u see and I hope I will get some shit prize from u also. Like some giveaway shit around the forum.

That was beautiful.

[eli113]

pump! What's happening here ? we made the Best dice site and costumers are few still !!

i dont get it ... what more a profesional gambler may want other than perfect shitDice ?

i think this forum lost its purpose after all , there is nothing better than ShitDice

<Estevan492> the one and only >>

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[no-life]

woah this is pure shit
im suprised its not more popular then primedice . :O
well i guess it will be soon...

[MRKLYE]

I gladly offer up my art services free of charge to coat the background of your beautiful site.

My works can be seen here: KLYE ART GALLERY NSFW

[vortexz]

is this website real  or it's just a joke ?

[edmundduke]

I gladly offer up my art services free of charge to coat the background of your beautiful site.

My works can be seen here: KLYE ART GALLERY NSFW

This has to happen. Lets get some KLYE art in there but the only real threat we face then is that the dice will no longer be "shit" but it might turn into "degeneratly-awesome".
Btw, 7 BTC wagered ain't bad at all (according to your blog), shows the real power behind humor and "taking a piss" lol.

[DiamondCardz]

I gladly offer up my art services free of charge to coat the background of your beautiful site.

My works can be seen here: KLYE ART GALLERY NSFW

I would be honoured to accept your services, you fucking degenerate shining knight of Bitcoin. I've always thought that we need some art from a famous artist on the level of Picasso for our fine dicing establishment.

is this website real  or it's just a joke ?

Next on ShitDice chronicles: When yet another signature campaign spammer doesn't actually read the thread.

[MRKLYE]

I would be honoured to accept your services, you fucking degenerate shining knight of Bitcoin. I've always thought that we need some art from a famous artist on the level of Picasso for our fine dicing establishment.

I lol'd when I read this. Thanks for the laugh.

So what type of lovely art idea do you have cooked up for the illustrious future background of 💩 ShitDice?
I am willing to work with you for free on this one. As I truly believe all even remotely legitimate dice sites should have KLYE ART in the background.

[DiamondCardz]

I would be honoured to accept your services, you fucking degenerate shining knight of Bitcoin. I've always thought that we need some art from a famous artist on the level of Picasso for our fine dicing establishment.

I lol'd when I read this. Thanks for the laugh.

So what type of lovely art idea do you have cooked up for the illustrious future background of 💩 ShitDice?
I am willing to work with you for free on this one. As I truly believe all even remotely legitimate dice sites should have KLYE ART in the background.

Something abstract, it needs to encapture how shit we are. It can't be too good (I know this might be hard for an artist of your quality) else we might actually impress our players. Title it "Bitcoin Bukkake", or something like that.

[MRKLYE]

I would be honoured to accept your services, you fucking degenerate shining knight of Bitcoin. I've always thought that we need some art from a famous artist on the level of Picasso for our fine dicing establishment.

I lol'd when I read this. Thanks for the laugh.

So what type of lovely art idea do you have cooked up for the illustrious future background of 💩 ShitDice?
I am willing to work with you for free on this one. As I truly believe all even remotely legitimate dice sites should have KLYE ART in the background.

Something abstract, it needs to encapture how shit we are. It can't be too good (I know this might be hard for an artist of your quality) else we might actually impress our players. Title it "Bitcoin Bukkake", or something like that.

Alright. I'll make you a masterpiece.. but a shitty one

[Xialla]

porn + MS Paint? ok, now I can die, I saw already everything.))

[MRKLYE]

[MRKLYE]

porn + MS Paint? ok, now I can die, I saw already everything.))

Check out my art gallery... http://imgur.com/a/sFhLx#0

I sell them on http://kingklye.com

[xCynosure]

Needs moar dick. Clearly you have not been bukkake'd enough, KLYE.