💩 ShitDice - The WORST Bitcoin dicing site around. 💩

[DiamondCardz]

Especially if you are innovative like this.

They don't call me Diamond "Innovative" Cardz for nothing.

thats an interesting game name and an interesting way to attract people to your website i believe its a great idea

Oh, but you have it all wrong. Our plan is to not attract people to our website, you see.

[Huntxr]

I may be new here and not have a very good reputation but I deposited 0.01BTC and cashed out with 0.04BTC very nice and clean site to play on, if you are looking for a dice site, ShitDice is your best bet! Thanks guys!

[DiamondCardz]

if you are looking for a dice site, ShitDice is your best bet!

Now I think this is what we should all take away from this.

(I love it, it sounds perfect - ShitDice is your best bet, ladies and gentlemen!)

Edit: As of right now Huntxr's profit is at 0.06 BTC. On a site called ShitDice. With pages full of green bets. Daaaaaamn.

[DiamondCardz]

ShitDice News

This just in: Astounding new bettor "Huntxr" turns an initial 0.01 BTC deposit into over 0.12 BTC 0.15 BTC!!! (I'm not going to keep tracking this, you need to come and see it for yourself at ShitDice!). That's right, almost over $40 of profit from an initial investment of just $3.30. If that doesn't prove that ShitDice is one of the best options around right now, I don't know what will.

[actmyname]

ShitDice News

This just in: Astounding new bettor "Huntxr" turns an initial 0.01 BTC deposit into over 0.12 BTC 0.15 BTC!!! (I'm not going to keep tracking this, you need to come and see it for yourself at ShitDice!). That's right, almost over $40 of profit from an initial investment of just $3.30. If that doesn't prove that ShitDice is one of the best options around right now, I don't know what will.

This is the shittiest news, delivered right to your toilet via Burrito Express!

Reporting to you, straight from ShitDice.

It appears that now the owner, DiamondCardz, is being showered with the bitcoins! He's earned a whopping seven dollars from this beautiful, beautiful site!

[DiamondCardz]

ShitDice News

This just in: Astounding new bettor "Huntxr" turns an initial 0.01 BTC deposit into over 0.12 BTC 0.15 BTC!!! (I'm not going to keep tracking this, you need to come and see it for yourself at ShitDice!). That's right, almost over $40 of profit from an initial investment of just $3.30. If that doesn't prove that ShitDice is one of the best options around right now, I don't know what will.

This is the shittiest news, delivered right to your toilet via Burrito Express!

Reporting to you, straight from ShitDice.

It appears that now the owner, DiamondCardz, is being showered with the bitcoins! He's earned a whopping seven dollars from this beautiful, beautiful site!

Indeed. I would like to make an official announcement that none of this money will at all be used for philanthropy, but instead spent on hookers and blackjack (probably blackjack at a site better than ours). If you are humbled by this sentence, consider donating to me through the DiamondCardzStealsYourMoney Foundation.

[eli113]

shitdice is da shit out there !!

google cant find ""DiamondCardzStealsYourMoney Foundation"" ??
anyone know where is their site ?

and since i am a proud sHitMod in ShiTdice i can say only one thing :
we are the Worst place you can lose your bits ,unless you win of course

<Estevan492>

[subSTRATA]

can we change our currency from 'shitbits' to 'dankmemes?' its what we pay out with in the sig campaign after all

[actmyname]

can we change our currency from 'shitbits' to 'dankmemes?' its what we pay out with in the sig campaign after all

-sigh-

Don't you understand, peasant? Dank memes are finely crafted pieces of commodity. We wouldn't dare offer 2 dank memes every second. You need to work monthly for just a single masterpiece.

Dank memes are precious, my friend.

Only you can prevent forest fires.

[eli113]

why our beloved shit dice is so deserted ...
i am very sad now , perhaps we can setup a special event of something
too much fun but people cant understand the special quality of our ShitDice !

have fun ,lazy me i cant find a decent thread to post for my activity LOL
<Estevan492>

[actmyname]

I just want to state that in this short time of 4 days, DiamondCardz, the owner of ShitDice, has made 0.035 BTC from this crappy satirical site.

This is probably 100 times more than what people running clone dice sites make.

Shocking.

[PAKYU]

i cannot afford to wager damn shit. this is the worst site ever

[sana9821]

oh wow thats an interesting name for a dice website i hope you will attract a lot of players i will try it out i guess

[shanerc563]

I am sorry, I was not thrilled with this game.  There is nothing to it other than the game board and a chat.  As some advertisements in there sending me somewhere else to make money off of me, do not just have nothing on the screen but the game.  I like to look around what I am playing and there is nothing here to look at.  I guess that is why this is call ShitDice...

[apriyani420]

is it actually working? was the whole plan to get players name it in such name and dont do any design? if yes i guess you won

[DiamondCardz]

Of course, eventually we would get people who don't understand jokes. I guess I will have to explain this to them.

I am sorry, I was not thrilled with this game.  There is nothing to it other than the game board and a chat.  As some advertisements in there sending me somewhere else to make money off of me, do not just have nothing on the screen but the game.  I like to look around what I am playing and there is nothing here to look at.  I guess that is why this is call ShitDice...

This site is a joke. It's called ShitDice and touted as the worst dicing site around. Did you expect something?

is it actually working? was the whole plan to get players name it in such name and dont do any design? if yes i guess you won

Yes.

[PAKYU]

Shitdice must have shit faucet around 50mbtc per claim. It will be nice joke

[DiamondCardz]

Shitdice must have shit faucet around 50mbtc per claim. It will be nice joke

50 mBTC per claim faucets. Ah yes, the old trick.

Because giving around $16-17 per claim to people is a "shit faucet" and clearly a "nice joke".

[eli113]

shit dice is ======ART==========

people dont confuse our UBER site with other gambling facilities...

we invested 3 years in research before even think about start presenting to all of you
the FUTURE of gambling amusement !!!

shit dice is ======ART==========


disclaimer : i am writing using braille keyboard but i heard from other trustfull members like OP here ,all that

[mixan]

This parody of dice games is just amusing to say the least. I think I've seen some posts that people actually thought it was for real and wanted to join. But since last I been in this thread those posts were deleted. Just the name alone should give it away but I don't think translators can translate sarcasm.