Why Atheists Feel So Threatened

[Moloch]

Are you sure you can handle 72 virgins? I mean that's a lot of punani to take care of.

May be 4 every day. All the 72 will be used within 18 days time.  

Then you need to exchange your virgins with someone else, to get fresh supplies. However, I am having certain doubts regarding this. The most important of them are:

1. Is there a supply of viagra in the heaven?
2. Are the virgins free from STDs such as syphilis and HIV?
3. Are all of them over the age of 18?

The other question is: can you get a mix of virgins and not virgins, because virgins are cool and al but that's not what I prefer :-/

The real question is... What do women get?

Do women also get 72 virgins, or do they just get fucked for eternity?

Also, why are there 72 times as many women in heaven?  Are women morally superior to men? How did so many get there?


Why does God never show up to clarify these questions?

Why didn't God write more clearly the first time he wrote it down?

[eon89]

Let's clear this once and for all:
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)

[mainpmf]

Let's clear this once and for all:
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)

At least it would explain why there are enough women.

So one man goes to heaven every women!
And you get even the biggest sluts in the world!
Who will get Sasha Grey then? :3

[eon89]

Let's clear this once and for all:
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)

At least it would explain why there are enough women.

So one man goes to heaven every women!
And you get even the biggest sluts in the world!
Who will get Sasha Grey then? :3

She has such a big "soul".
She's "open" to everyone.
That's why she'll be the first to heaven. To welcome each and everyone of us there.

[Moloch]

Let's clear this once and for all:
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)

At least it would explain why there are enough women.

So one man goes to heaven every women!
And you get even the biggest sluts in the world!
Who will get Sasha Grey then? :3

She has such a big "soul".
She's "open" to everyone.
That's why she'll be the first to heaven. To welcome each and everyone of us there.

I thought Saint Peter was the Walmart greeter of heaven...



I sure hope he doesn't welcome us with his wide, gaping, soul



And... whats with all the naked kids in heaven?  Are those the 72 virgins?

[eon89]

Let's clear this once and for all:
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)

At least it would explain why there are enough women.

So one man goes to heaven every women!
And you get even the biggest sluts in the world!
Who will get Sasha Grey then? :3

She has such a big "soul".
She's "open" to everyone.
That's why she'll be the first to heaven. To welcome each and everyone of us there.

I thought Saint Peter was the Walmart greeter of heaven...



I sure hope he doesn't welcome us with his wide, gaping, soul

You don't know they're not one and the same person. Everything's possible, isn't it BADecker, old chap?

[yugo23]

And... whats with all the naked kids in heaven?  Are those the 72 virgins?

Damn I hope no! I want Sasha Grey

[Moloch]

And... whats with all the naked kids in heaven?  Are those the 72 virgins?

Damn I hope no! I want Sasha Grey

What is that thing in Saint Peter's hand?  Is he touching that boy's penis with a whip?

[yugo23]

Let's clear this once and for all:
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)

At least it would explain why there are enough women.

So one man goes to heaven every women!
And you get even the biggest sluts in the world!
Who will get Sasha Grey then? :3

It's something I'd like to test.

let's just hope that I'll be the one on 72. Imagine, eternity with 72 women. damn isn't it hell in fact?

[mrflibblehat]

No one said they're gonna be young. Or cute. Just virgins.
Have fun with that.

[yugo23]

No one said they're gonna be young. Or cute. Just virgins.
Have fun with that.

Damn! Imagine in the midle you have the 86 years old none?

[Moloch]

If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?

Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum

[mrflibblehat]

Every woman gets a 72 year old virgin man with thick taped glasses.

[Moloch]

Every woman gets a 72 year old virgin man with thick taped glasses.

I don't understand how Muslim women put up with that... They get abused on earth, then again in heaven?...

Why aren't all Muslim women Atheists?

[mrflibblehat]

Every woman gets a 72 year old virgin man with thick taped glasses.

I don't understand how Muslim women put up with that... They get abused on earth, then again in heaven?...

Why aren't all Muslim women Atheists?

Because... [static]... Decker.

[Racey]

Have you read the acid trip that is Revelations?

The Book of Revelations is not an acid trip, it simply describes the state of humanity and events soon to come in these last times

You can pick many instances in history, even in the last thirty years or so, and connect the dots if you wish.
They are relevant if you want them to be, you can take any slant you want with revelations, does not make it true.
Where do you think most hollywood sript writers get ideas from, and there has been many disaster movies over the years, all depicting something similar to revelations.

It can be anything you want your imagination to think it is.

Imagination

Not a bad read, and when you go read it, after a few years your perspective changes, yep imagination.
Parables no longer work on todays mind, we are better than that, not little brained at all.

[mainpmf]

If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?

Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum

Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!

[eon89]

If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?

Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum

Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!

Almost no work at all. Just like they like it. Just like Peggy Bundy.

[yugo23]

If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?

Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum

Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!

And one man gets his 72 women...
Depends on the women but that can be close to hell IMHO

[Snail2]

Atheists are neither threatened nor scared...

Atheists have been under attack from Christians since... well... forever...

Atheists are only now beginning to defend themselves against all the lies and slander that Christians have thrown at us throughout the centuries... It's self-defense

Atheists want to remove all the crazy laws that Christians have established in this country... like laws that allow you to murder your child in the name of religion (prayer in lieu of medical treatment)... homophobic laws... (previously slavery... look it up... Christians used the bible to support slavery!)... shall I bring up the witch-hunts (I live in the city where that happened)? 

Scared?  No... Tired of being pushed around?  Yes!

Well, atheist started defending themselves en mass since 07/11/1917, and they caught up pretty quickly and efficiently:

Like laws that allow you to murder and torture anyone including children in the name of ideology... homophobic laws... slave labour ... shall I bring up the show trials?
So my atheist friend you might want to realize that any sort of ideology (religions and isms are all included) can be turned to vehicles of ignorance, stupidity, oppression and mass murder. If you want to get rid of these things you have to change human psyche .