Proof dank is jesus

[Mike Christ]

Like the government does?

Basically, yeah.

[surebet]

Let's not get this into a pointless discussion about details, you understood what I was getting at.

That you are full of hilariously idiotic ideas?

myrkul, I don't doubt what you're saying, especially if it's coming from your own experiences, what I doubt is what dank is saying which was literally:

Plenty of studies show that drivers are less likely to get in an accident while high on cannabis

I'd like to see even one of those studies.

Oh god, you just opened up a Pandora's Box of stupid. He'll quote the abstract from whatever studies he finds more or less support his delusions and will defend that interpretation as the word of god. Oh right, he's god now too.

Like the government does?

2/10

[dank]

The difference being the government says you can't, I say you can.  Im proof you can do it, because I've done it.

[kentrolla]

The difference being the government says you can't, I say you can.  Im proof you can do it, because I've done it.

you've done what?

[myrkul]

The difference being the government says you can't, I say you can.  Im proof you can do it, because I've done it.

you've done what?

It. You know, It.

Seriously, though, I think he's talking about driving really fast, really stoned.

[Matthew N. Wright]

The difference being the government says you can't, I say you can.  Im proof you can do it, because I've done it.

you've done what?

Stolen people's money and made up stories about a supposed journey for spiritual enrichment (e.g. LSD) that lead him to believe he was Jesus, and Jesus gets to pay debts by self righteous suicide. Duh.

[kentrolla]

I feel like the whole world is getting smarter, but we're still not there yet.

[dank]

The difference being the government says you can't, I say you can.  Im proof you can do it, because I've done it.

you've done what?

Stolen people's money and made up stories about a supposed journey for spiritual enrichment (e.g. LSD) that lead him to believe he was Jesus, and Jesus gets to pay debts by self righteous suicide. Duh.

Haven't stolen people's money, I had one transaction fail with one client, it wasn't intentional and I had no way to earn the money back once I was out.  I got beat for $500 of mdma on multiple occasions at the time, I took this as a sign that I would no longer need money for my journey for the end was near.  And it almost was, I was almost killed near the Lincoln Theater in Raleigh.

Squall will get everything he lost and more back.

Matt, would you prefer to have heaven on earth now, or would you prefer to wait for dank to earn what like 50 BTC that will lose it's value regardless in the long run?

When it means you can have everything in the universe, without money, it doesn't seem like such a bad trade.

[cAPSLOCK]

The difference being the government says you can't, I say you can.  Im proof you can do it, because I've done it.

you've done what?

Stolen people's money and made up stories about a supposed journey for spiritual enrichment (e.g. LSD) that lead him to believe he was Jesus, and Jesus gets to pay debts by self righteous suicide. Duh.

[kentrolla]

The difference being the government says you can't, I say you can.  Im proof you can do it, because I've done it.

you've done what?

Stolen people's money and made up stories about a supposed journey for spiritual enrichment (e.g. LSD) that lead him to believe he was Jesus, and Jesus gets to pay debts by self righteous suicide. Duh.

Haven't stolen people's money, I had one transaction fail with one client, it wasn't intentional and I had no way to earn the money back once I was out.  I got beat for $500 of mdma on multiple occasions at the time, I took this as a sign that I would no longer need money for my journey for the end was near.  And it almost was, I was almost killed near the Lincoln Theater in Raleigh.

Squall will get everything he lost and more back.

Matt, would you prefer to have heaven on earth now, or would you prefer to wait for dank to earn what like 50 BTC that will lose it's value regardless in the long run?

When it means you can have everything in the universe, without money, it doesn't seem like such a bad trade.

no matter how you think of it, you're still a scammer.  Squall didn't agree to change the terms of the trade.  I'm pretty sure he wants his BTC now.

[organofcorti]

Sometimes I almost but not quite understand something dank writes. Then as quickly as it came this fleeting understanding of dank's abyssal zone of madness disappears and I am left thinking that he is, in the common parlance, just stupid.

I mean "dank" as a user name? When I hear the word "dank" I think of a fat man with a sweaty smelly and dank bumcrack.

[cAPSLOCK]

Dank is one of a million nicknames for cannabis.

As someone who can personally  remember a drug addled burnout state very similar to what dank is in currently, it is easy for me to recognize the sort of tortured logic he enjoys.  He is fortunate and also unfortunate to be an optimist. I am like him. Many of my buddies were not.

As a glass half full guy I made the same kinds of joyous misconnections about things like breaking lamps or running on empty before running out of gas.  My more negative friends would sort of see darkness everywhere instead.  Ironically they were able to stop destroying their ability to think clearly earlier as it was less fun.  The trap for a guy like dank is to actually believe he is finding some subjective truth and continue this destructive path long enough for too much water to have gone under the bridge to find a clear way back.

He wouldn't be the first pitiful ruined burnout ever produced by LSD, MDMA, and the likes.  And the chances are fairly good he ends up addicted to one of the more difficult to quit drugs like meth, opiates, or even just good old alcohol before the journey ends.

I wish I could help him... But in his current frame of mind he can only hear me as negative not the 45 year old man who has gained some bit of wisdom over the years...

Dank, if you keep going it turns out bad.  Stop now while you can save some of who you really are.

[myrkul]

The trap for a guy like dank is to actually believe he is finding some subjective truth and continue this destructive path long enough for too Mich water to have gone under the bridge to find a clear way back.

lol... before you corrected it, I actually spent a few seconds trying to figure out what was so special about Michigan water that would enable it to help him. 

[RodeoX]

@cAPSLOCK, well stated brother.
Dank, you talk a lot about love and peace. That is a wonderful message and something to be admired. Please bring it to the real world now and show us that peace can exist without the drugs.

[surebet]

Haven't stolen people's money, I had one transaction fail with one client, it wasn't intentional and I had no way to earn the money back once I was out. 

"I'll keep taking these payday loans out and the universe will provide."

In that case, why didn't the universe provide directy? Are you just bad at making a budget?

I got beat for $500 of mdma on multiple occasions at the time, I took this as a sign that I would no longer need money for my journey for the end was near.  And it almost was, I was almost killed near the Lincoln Theater in Raleigh.

Geez, if you stub your toe when getting up in the morning do you predict a hurricane will destroy the East Coast?

Squall will get everything he lost and more back.

Surely not because you are going to pay him back though. You're just saying this to yourself to feel less bad about robbing someone.

Matt, would you prefer to have heaven on earth now, or would you prefer to wait for dank to earn what like 50 BTC that will lose it's value regardless in the long run?

When it means you can have everything in the universe, without money, it doesn't seem like such a bad trade.

Maybe, but you've been harping that tune for how long now? Ain't going to happen...

[dank]

Surebet, I'm still alive.  The tune doesn't play until I die.

[myrkul]

Surebet, I'm still alive.  The tune doesn't play until I die.

And, according to you, nobody actually dies, so I guess the fat lady remains silent, eh?

[dank]

Yes and no.  I'll actually die in this world, but my soul will be living on and on.  Death is a transition not an end.

[Buffer Overflow]

Dank. Your such a troll.

[surebet]

Dank. Your such a troll.

Nah, just a kid with self-serving delusions who will forever leach his subsistance from his family and the state.