Good morning Craptruck observer!
I preferred it when it was in a Playboy magazine in the 70s.
I thought that you were into this:

How can I continue to live vicariously through you without the occasional action shot or two?
Get a life?
#not.Truman
Also, I'd respectfully suggest you take up rocketry next; I'm sure we would all appreciate some shots of an epic launch.
Pffff.

I always had good luck with just manipulating my jaw. Kind of yawn while pushing the back of the jaw down and forward.
That’s one way to equalise. Left and right will also do.
The Jane Street news is interesting. The lawsuits have started.
You just love the
law, don’t you?
Gee, let me think who else loves the law … and Trump. [not you Bawb]

One thing the Craptruck observer forgot to mention - is that you
must be a lousy driver, totally incapable of actually driving vehicles.
Only your kind would favour such a shitty option - the public danger on the street option, that is.
Here, choke on that:
