Petition to get BF Labs Inc. to sue me. Please sign.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

The following is not an opinion made by myself. I present it as fact.

BF Labs Inc. (Butterfly Labs) owned my Sonny Vleisides is nothing but a crock and should be avoided at all cost. Anybody who currently has a product on pre-order that's not expected to be shipped any time soon should ask for an immediate refund before they close down shop and the main principals leave the country.

Again, the above I present as fact and not as an opinion.

Anybody who believes that BFL now has the right to sue me, please sign this thread.

If in 10 days from this day I do not receive a letter from their lawyers informing me in no uncertain terms that they are suing my ass, then the above is definitely proven to be fact.

I will not judge a single person who signs this thread. The more signatures the better regardless of how you feel about me.

Thank you, in advance, for participating.

[Viceroy]

It is a fact that Sonny is a crook, he plead guilty to being one.  So BFL cannot sue you for telling the truth.  I think what you need to say is probably:

Butterfly Labs of Leawood KS is a long con scam run by known criminals. 

But even that is not likely to get any response since that is all pretty much factual as well.  In order for them to sue for slander or libel I think you'd actually need to lie.  So I think is is highly unlikely that BFL will sue you over your statement.

(Take this to the legal section?)

[Phinnaeus Gage]

It is a fact that Sonny is a crook, he plead guilty to being one.  So BFL cannot sue you for telling the truth.  I think what you need to say is probably:

Butterfly Labs of Leawood KS is a long con scam run by known criminals.  

But even that is not likely to get any response since that is all pretty much factual as well.  In order for them to sue for slander or libel I think you'd actually need to lie.  So I think is is highly unlikely that BFL will sue you over your statement.

(Take this to the legal section?)

Why the fuck does this have to be so complicated?

If anybody reading this feels that I should word my statement(s) in a better way to assure that they sue my ass, would you be so kind as to PM me such wording so that I can use it verbatim without revealing the source, of course?

[ElectricMucus]

Where do I find the latest BFL Drama in a nice concentrated bundle?

[PuertoLibre]

The following is not an opinion made by myself. I present it as fact.

BF Labs Inc. (Butterfly Labs) owned my Sonny Vleisides is nothing but a crock and should be avoided at all cost. Anybody who currently has a product on pre-order that's not expected to be shipped any time soon should ask for an immediate refund before they close down shop and the main principals leave the country.

Again, the above I present as fact and not as an opinion.

Anybody who believes that BFL now has the right to sue me, please sign this thread.

If in 10 days from this day I do not receive a letter from their lawyers informing me in no uncertain terms that they are suing my ass, then the above is definitely proven to be fact.

I will not judge a single person who signs this thread. The more signatures the better regardless of how you feel about me.

Thank you, in advance, for participating.

I will sign the petition with a blood oath!

Phinnaeus Gage, you scoundrel, you should get sued to high heaven!

[k9quaint]

The following is not an opinion made by myself. I present it as fact.

BF Labs Inc. (Butterfly Labs) owned my Sonny Vleisides is nothing but a crock and should be avoided at all cost. Anybody who currently has a product on pre-order that's not expected to be shipped any time soon should ask for an immediate refund before they close down shop and the main principals leave the country.

Again, the above I present as fact and not as an opinion.

Anybody who believes that BFL now has the right to sue me, please sign this thread.

If in 10 days from this day I do not receive a letter from their lawyers informing me in no uncertain terms that they are suing my ass, then the above is definitely proven to be fact.

I will not judge a single person who signs this thread. The more signatures the better regardless of how you feel about me.

Thank you, in advance, for participating.

I doubt that BFL would sue you. If they did, you would get to do "discovery". 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Where do I find the latest BFL Drama in a nice concentrated bundle?

The last time they were all bundled up, the mods moved them to all parts of this forum, taking a page from the Tower of Babel story. Albeit tongue-in-cheek, at the time some threads were found in the German section.

I now state as fact and not opinion that BF Labs Inc. will not honor their warranty on any of their products that their clients have been waiting patiently for a year to receive.

Some clients have complained about fires erupting inside their Bitcoin miners and the toxic fumes from the components filled their whole house. Luckily, their baby was at a relative's house otherwise it may have been the first casualty directly resulting from a BFL Bitcoin miner bursting into flames.

No UL testing was ever performed on any of their current line of Bitcoin miners. Same is true for FCC and CE certification.

Again, BFL Bitcoin miners are firetraps and WILL interfere with other RF emitted devices. Anybody owning a Bitcoin Miner is probably unknowingly breaking the law simply by possessing a unit because they falsely assumed that BFL is on the up-and-up which is far from the truth.

If anything I relay in this thread is a falsehood, I should be sued by BF Labs Inc. If I am not, then my statements can be accepted as truths, whereupon I won't feel your pain when BFL skips town taking your hard-earned money with them as Sonny Vleisides has so cleverly done so at least three times in the past. Sonny Vleisides is a thief and will always be one. Every single person still working under Sonny can be consider such as well, for they have been presented with the truth from the get-go, yet refused to distance themselves from him, choosing to embrace him.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

The following is not an opinion made by myself. I present it as fact.

BF Labs Inc. (Butterfly Labs) owned my Sonny Vleisides is nothing but a crock and should be avoided at all cost. Anybody who currently has a product on pre-order that's not expected to be shipped any time soon should ask for an immediate refund before they close down shop and the main principals leave the country.

Again, the above I present as fact and not as an opinion.

Anybody who believes that BFL now has the right to sue me, please sign this thread.

If in 10 days from this day I do not receive a letter from their lawyers informing me in no uncertain terms that they are suing my ass, then the above is definitely proven to be fact.

I will not judge a single person who signs this thread. The more signatures the better regardless of how you feel about me.

Thank you, in advance, for participating.

I will sign the petition with a blood oath!

Phinnaeus Gage, you scoundrel, you should get sued to high heaven!

That's the spirit!

[crazyates]

WTF? So if I make a claim that ICC is intentionally crippling performance on AMD CPUs, and if Intel doesn't sue me in 10 days, then it must be true?

Oh! Justin Bieber is really a girl! If Justin's lawyers don't sue me, it much be true!

Go home.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

WTF? So if I make a claim that ICC is intentionally crippling performance on AMD CPUs, and if Intel doesn't sue me in 10 days, then it must be true?

Oh! Justin Bieber is really a girl! If Justin's lawyers don't sue me, it much be true!

Go home.

Your point it valid! Make it 9 days. Better yet, how many days should I give them?

If I went on record and stated that you killed somebody in the past, how long would it take you to get your lawyer to issue me papers? Or are you the type to just let me spread such vile for years for the entire world to read? Even better yet, what if I said to the world that your a pedophile, committing said act prior to the new laws were put in place were you didn't have to register your address? Would you think about it for the next 10 days if that's the time frame I laid out for you to sue my ass?

BTW, are you on record in stating that I should be sued?

[YipYip]

WTF? So if I make a claim that ICC is intentionally crippling performance on AMD CPUs, and if Intel doesn't sue me in 10 days, then it must be true?

Oh! Justin Bieber is really a girl! If Justin's lawyers don't sue me, it much be true!

Go home.

Your point it valid! Make it 9 days. Better yet, how many days should I give them?

If I went on record and stated that you killed somebody in the past, how long would it take you to get your lawyer to issue me papers? Or are you the type to just let me spread such vile for years for the entire world to read? Even better yet, what if I said to the world that your a pedophile, committing said act prior to the new laws were put in place were you didn't have to register your address? Would you think about it for the next 10 days if that's the time frame I laid out for you to sue my ass?

BTW, are you on record in stating that I should be sued?

You i and everybody knows you cant be sued for telling the truth !

..since we have gone there ...josh is a post op woman living inside a now re-adjusted body to suit his inner self !!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

WTF? So if I make a claim that ICC is intentionally crippling performance on AMD CPUs, and if Intel doesn't sue me in 10 days, then it must be true?

Oh! Justin Bieber is really a girl! If Justin's lawyers don't sue me, it much be true!

Go home.

Your point it valid! Make it 9 days. Better yet, how many days should I give them?

If I went on record and stated that you killed somebody in the past, how long would it take you to get your lawyer to issue me papers? Or are you the type to just let me spread such vile for years for the entire world to read? Even better yet, what if I said to the world that your a pedophile, committing said act prior to the new laws were put in place were you didn't have to register your address? Would you think about it for the next 10 days if that's the time frame I laid out for you to sue my ass?

BTW, are you on record in stating that I should be sued?

You i and everybody knows you cant be sued for telling the truth !

..since we have gone there ...josh is a post op woman living inside a now re-adjusted body to suit his inner self !!

Given that Josh is Furry, your statement can't be considered a truism as well.

That said, is there ANYTHING that I can pen that would give BFL just cause to sue me? Surely, given my post count, the weight in such penning should be quite damaging to their overall overhead while Sonny's getting head.

[btceic]

This might help: Can't vouch for it though,

http://www.howtogetsued.com/

[quest]

Watching this tread.

[QuestionAuthority]

I support the lawsuit and hope they sue you blue for slandering the fine reputation of the honorable people at Butt Fuck Labs. I hope they use millions of dollars or at least half of the money they scammed from people to teach your ass a lesson.

rolf

[Starlightbreaker]

ROLF

...rolf?

[Viceroy]

the floor is laughing at you

[2weiX]

ROLF

...rolf?

Yeah, Rolf from the German Forums.

[QuestionAuthority]

I hate autocorrect! 

BTW: You some cold bitches! olo

[Phinnaeus Gage]

8 more days!