A pretty solid (and AFAIK, never refuted) "Tits or GTFO" defense was on page 10.
Maybe because it's such a fallacious argument nobody's bothered to.
There are no girls on the internet!
If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification. One of the rules of the Internet is: "there are no girls on the Internet." This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you merely for being a girl. They want to f*** you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, whether or not you are genuinely interesting, or that you are smart of clever, whether or not you are actually smart or clever. On the Internet, there is no chance to f*** you; this means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because someone wants to put their c**k in you.
When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a gurl," you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid or too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rule "there are no girls on the Internet." The one way around this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
Let's take this apart point by point.
One of the rules of the Internet is: "there are no girls on the Internet." This rule does not mean what you think it means.
This argument is just redefining an unambiguous plain-English sentence. It's a textbook example of a no true Scotsman fallacy.
In real life, people like you merely for being a girl. They want to f*** you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, whether or not you are genuinely interesting, or that you are smart of clever, whether or not you are actually smart or clever.
This argument is completely wrong and unsubstanciated. People do not "like" someone merely for being a girl; no more than people "like" someone merely for being a boy; conclusion is void. The so-called "cause" pretends that humans care only about sex, which is
an outrageous statement.
On the Internet, there is no chance to f*** you; this means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because someone wants to put their c**k in you.
Since this advantage never existed in the first place (count how many "girls" are in the top tiers of society), the non-existence of it over the Internet doesn't matter at all.
When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a gurl," you are begging for attention.
Cite one example of such a post. Simply acknowledging the fact that one is female elicits sexist responses. Humans tend to want to find similar humans. People post threads asking if anyone else plays chess or is Polish. Asking if there are "any other women here" is no different, and certainly is not begging for attention.
The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid or too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it.
There is no such "girl-advantage" in the first place. The argument is still wrong regardless. There are myriad reasons for posting such a message, such as finding similar people, starting meaningful debate, or simply introducing oneself to a greater audience.
You are forgetting the rule "there are no girls on the Internet." The one way around this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
- ...the rule "there are no girls on the Internet." There is no such rule.
- The one way around this rule... If it were a rule, there would be no way to circumvent it. If there were, there are almost certainly others. Extraordinary claims such as this require extraordinary proof.
The last point here is the most "wrong" of them all. "Posting ones tits" is a
far cry from gaining an edge in intelligent conversation. It is not only degrading to oneself, but also to ones image in the minds of others. No sane person would listen to arguments from such a person. Such an action certainly doesn't expose cleverness or intellect.
