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January 24, 2011, 11:28:21 AM |
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Satoshi is actually the first self-aware Japanese robot. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Battlestar Galactica wasn't just science fiction, but rather prophecy. Satoshi is the missing cylon. Just kidding. ........  See, he definitely is a human, male. I think. |
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TiagoTiago
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February 20, 2011, 03:53:50 PM |
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No, Satoshi is not dead, he just went home.
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February 20, 2011, 03:55:36 PM |
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...on a spaceship?
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My OpenPGP fingerprint: 5099EB8C0F2E68C63B4ECBB9A9D0993E04143362
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Garrett Burgwardt
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February 25, 2011, 05:28:09 AM |
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Someone tweet back at that guy and ask for more info!
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February 25, 2011, 05:35:48 AM
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[edited] So, let's say you are a programmer / cypherpunk living in France, you enjoy dining at the Japanese restaurant Satoshi, http://www.qype.co.uk/place/231150-Satoshi-Paris/photos/1735573are creating this software called Bitcoin and want a pseudonym so that you can avoid revealing your identity. What name would you give yourself? |
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February 25, 2011, 05:38:39 AM |
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February 25, 2011, 06:03:33 AM |
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I keep thinking Satoshi Nakamoto is his real name.
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February 25, 2011, 10:39:45 PM |
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I cant say Im surprised. The french love revolutions and bitcoin is a monetary one . |
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myrkul
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February 25, 2011, 11:37:54 PM |
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Jean-claude Van Damme?
is a belgian was a joke. But wouldn't a Belgian name throw people off even more than a japanese one? Especially since belgian and french grammar are so similar, while japanese grammar (and the grammatical mistakes it creates when translating into english) is so different? |
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February 26, 2011, 05:29:38 AM
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I used to be an UFO believer, but now I tend to think it's very difficult to keep a secret in this world.
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February 26, 2011, 05:23:55 PM |
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See, he definitely is a human, male. I think. I guess that isn'T the satoshi we are looking for. |
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February 26, 2011, 05:46:42 PM |
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February 26, 2011, 06:16:46 PM |
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He has a few more tweets on this topic. Seems the prospective tenant is Russian, looking to set up a mining operation. |
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February 26, 2011, 09:47:50 PM |
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I don't know why I keep revisiting this thread.  If you rearrange the letters of Satoshi's name, you get "Satan hot saki, moo!" This reminds me of a joke. The Japanese have invented a way to make saki from cattle remains. They are calling it "Kawasaki." |
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February 27, 2011, 05:05:01 AM |
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He returned to planet x after providing humanity with a tool for escaping financial apocalypse.  |
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February 27, 2011, 08:19:14 AM |
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Actually, Satoshi is a robot sent from the future to stop the largest currency crisis in the history of mankind, and the nuclear war that followed the political chaos caused by it.
His name comes from joined names of Japanese corporations who created him, Samsung-Toshiba-Nakamichi-Motorola.
in 2075, these corporations formed a single huge megacorporation, in joined effort to perfect time travel technology.
After they successfully conducted first tests of Future-Vision Hyperdimensional Matrix™ in 2075, and got a glimpse 9 years into the future (2085), they saw the earth being destroyed by a nuclear disaster which was result of war caused by terrible worldwide economical crisis. They were devastated by the things they saw, and they completely commited all of their funds to developing time travel technology & building an intelligent robot which they can send into the past. That was necessary because a glitch in the Time Vortex Plasma-Based Bipulsary Manipulator™ caused any organic matter to be damaged when travelling through the vortex.
They created first working prototype of S.A.T.O.S.H.I. in 2083. Fortunately for us, in January 2084 a stable backward-aligned temporal vortex was created and Satoshi was successfully transported to set coordinates in the past.
And here we go, creating a better future for the mankind.
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February 27, 2011, 08:25:53 AM |
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Actually, Satoshi is a robot sent from the future I, for one, welcome our robotic savior.  |
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February 27, 2011, 08:27:11 AM |
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Actually, Satoshi is a robot sent from the future I, for one, welcome our robotic savior. "Use bitcoins if you want to live !" |
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February 27, 2011, 10:08:01 AM |
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Actually, Satoshi is a robot sent from the future to stop the largest currency crisis in the history of mankind, and the nuclear war that followed the political chaos caused by it.
His name comes from joined names of Japanese corporations who created him, Samsung-Toshiba-Nakamichi-Motorola.
in 2075, these corporations formed a single huge megacorporation, in joined effort to perfect time travel technology.
After they successfully conducted first tests of Future-Vision Hyperdimensional Matrix™ in 2075, and got a glimpse 9 years into the future (2085), they saw the earth being destroyed by a nuclear disaster which was result of war caused by terrible worldwide economical crisis. They were devastated by the things they saw, and they completely commited all of their funds to developing time travel technology & building an intelligent robot which they can send into the past. That was necessary because a glitch in the Time Vortex Plasma-Based Bipulsary Manipulator™ caused any organic matter to be damaged when travelling through the vortex.
They created first working prototype of S.A.T.O.S.H.I. in 2083. Fortunately for us, in January 2084 a stable backward-aligned temporal vortex was created and Satoshi was successfully transported to set coordinates in the past.
And here we go, creating a better future for the mankind.
Where do i buy that book ? tl;dr the terminator |
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