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a benevolent alien from the galactic council sent to usher us into a new age of peace, so we'll finally be ready to join them. this one's what my money's on. |
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ribuck
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February 28, 2011, 06:02:52 PM |
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Satoshi is Ben Bernanke, who has been putting his "Plan B" in place for when the SHTF.
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kiba (OP)
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February 28, 2011, 06:06:21 PM |
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Nobody knows why_'s real name. He might have erase all his work to work on bitcoin back in 2009.
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myrkul
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March 01, 2011, 07:43:28 AM |
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 Satoshi Nakamoto = Shigeru Miyamoto? |
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March 01, 2011, 07:49:33 AM
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There are some interesting historical re-enactment holodramas produced and directed by researchers at the Institute of Chronodynamics (see the "Time Cadet" timeline(s) in the Battle for Wesnoth add-on "Between the Worlds" for info regarding said Institute) that have just in the last few years started to become viewable using Earthling technology that shed considerable light upon this matter.
Apparently the Grand Nexus Uberplan software suite deployed on primitive worlds such as ours aims to enable the training of Holobarracks Programmers in advance of the release of actual Holobarrack Technology. To that end, a storyboarding tool known as Battle for Wesnoth has been made available which is able to parse one of the more simplistic timeline-scripting layers of standard Holonovels and Holodocudramas, allowing Earthlings to actually follow the plotlines of such novels and docudramas.
According to sources inside the I.C. who actually worked on the research and development of the Institute's historical holodocumentary re-enactments, Bitcoin software was already in use on the planet known as M4 when Marie Marny was elected as shown in Battle for Wesnoth add-on "Martian Invasion 1594". And yes, that does mean 1594 C.E.
The very same computer that you see in Canadian Prime Minister Kenzie's office on the planet known as M5 in the Battle for Wesnoth add-on "Mystery in 1596" did not have Bitcoin software on it when Scotty arrived in 1596, but by the time he left it had been installed.
In "Mutiny in 1626", the computer that Captain Bligh captured from the Egyptians was not running Bitcoin software when he captured it, but obtaining and installing such software was an important step forward for the various nations on the planet known as E29 in their attempts at resisting the depredations of the Egyptian Fundamentalists led by "living god" Akhenaten.
There is apparently little agreement however as to whether the software as released here on Earth was placed under a BSD license instead of a Grand Nexual Uberplan (GNU) license as a tip of the hat to a British implementation known as Bits Shillings and Pence (B,s,d) or to the software itself, Brilliant Satoshi Digicurrency. If it was also intended as a means of slipping under the radar of anyone investigating the Grand {Nexus|Nexual} Uberplan oops, sorry, Agent Crissy and her fellow holoprogrammers at the Institute have kind of let that cat out of the bag it seems...
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March 06, 2011, 12:26:17 AM |
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I think this is some solid evidence that Satoshi is not Julian Assange (though I was rather hoping it would turn out to be the case). Satoshi's ProfileLast Active: December 13, 2010, 04:42 pm
Timeline of Assange's arrestOn 6 December 2010, Scotland Yard notified Assange that a valid European arrest warrant had been received.
Assange presented himself to the Metropolitan Police the next morning and was remanded to London's Wandsworth Prison. On 16 December he was granted bail
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March 06, 2011, 12:35:37 AM |
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Could be a glitch in the forum, or he could have used his lawyer's laptop or mobile for one last thing on the forum or somthing..
The two timelines seem to be suspiciouslly close....
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March 10, 2011, 11:55:49 PM |
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I'm sorry...I've gotten so many PMs I've gone into hiding. Thanks for your support.
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March 11, 2011, 12:19:20 AM |
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I'm sorry...I've gotten so many PMs I've gone into hiding. Thanks for your support.
And here we go... That had to happen. |
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March 11, 2011, 05:04:00 AM |
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I'm sorry...I've gotten so many PMs I've gone into hiding. Thanks for your support.
And here we go... That had to happen. Oh dear. That time has come. That time when we start seeing Satoshi impersonators popping up everywhere. Just like Elvis. It's archetypal. |
"We will not find a solution to political problems in cryptography, but we can win a major battle in the arms race and gain a new territory of freedom for several years.
Governments are good at cutting off the heads of a centrally controlled networks, but pure P2P networks are holding their own."
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March 11, 2011, 04:23:40 PM |
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I'm sorry...I've gotten so many PMs I've gone into hiding. Thanks for your support.
And here we go... That had to happen. Oh dear. That time has come. That time when we start seeing Satoshi impersonators popping up everywhere. Just like Elvis. It's archetypal. Of course.... if he has any sense of humor at all, the satoshi impersonator could actually be satoshi. What better way to jump into this discussion with some genuine thanks without actually coming out of hiding? |
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March 11, 2011, 04:32:29 PM |
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I'm sorry...I've gotten so many PMs I've gone into hiding. Thanks for your support.
And here we go... That had to happen. Oh dear. That time has come. That time when we start seeing Satoshi impersonators popping up everywhere. Just like Elvis. It's archetypal. Of course.... if he has any sense of humor at all, the satoshi impersonator could actually be satoshi. What better way to jump into this discussion with some genuine thanks without actually coming out of hiding? If you look at his posts, I doubt the real Satoshi would ask for a 1000BTC bonus to each new user. |
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March 11, 2011, 04:35:14 PM |
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Why don't you guys believe I am Satoshi? I am here to give direction to the client and the bitcoin network. First, we must use 1024-bit encryption to secure the network from Russian hackers. Next, we must contact Barack Obama to replace the American dollar with Bitcoin. Finally, I want you to stand up right now and yell, "Bitcoin!!!" at the top of your lungs. This works best in a cubicle work environment.
Once we accomplish these little things I will give further direction. Satoshi out!
P.S. I am Japanese.
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March 11, 2011, 04:45:00 PM |
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Either Sat's got a sense of humor, ot that isn't him
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(I dont always get new reply notifications, pls send a pm when you think it has happened) Wanna gimme some BTC/BCH for any or no reason? 1FmvtS66LFh6ycrXDwKRQTexGJw4UWiqDX The more you believe in Bitcoin, and the more you show you do to other people, the faster the real value will soar! |
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March 11, 2011, 04:47:26 PM |
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The real Satoshi here. SATOSHI is a faggot.
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March 11, 2011, 05:04:18 PM |
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The real Satoshi here. SATOSHI is a faggot.
Tee hee! I will come out of closet...I do have a thing for men. Are u my lost twin? Maybe we can b together. PM me!  |
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Satoshi
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March 11, 2011, 05:09:09 PM |
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Sorry, I only like cybernetic organisms, like myself.
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March 11, 2011, 05:13:32 PM |
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March 11, 2011, 05:34:01 PM |
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I'm sorry...I've gotten so many PMs I've gone into hiding. Thanks for your support.
And here we go... That had to happen. Oh dear. That time has come. That time when we start seeing Satoshi impersonators popping up everywhere. Just like Elvis. It's archetypal. Of course.... if he has any sense of humor at all, the satoshi impersonator could actually be satoshi. What better way to jump into this discussion with some genuine thanks without actually coming out of hiding? If you look at his posts, I doubt the real Satoshi would ask for a 1000BTC bonus to each new user. I did, in fact, look at his posts. Now of course, you are right. However, the real Satoshi would also know how ridiculous of a request that is, on every level from design on up. So... making such a suggestion, which couldn't even be implemented in a realistic way, would be the perfect way for Satoshi to to discredit his importer identity. Clearly SATOSHI is in fact the real deal, very clever of him indeed. |
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