Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!

[suchmoon]

Dear suchmoon, does your sarcasm-shilling paid signature also help explain the concept of satire?

I'm not getting paid by satire so I wouldn't really know. Witch burning sounds fun though. Not much of that going on these days, thank you for reviving this old tradition.

This thread reveals more about nullius than it does Lauda.

It seems that the daily accusations of you being a liar turned out to be true based on your interactions in the lauda-related threads.

I am curious just how many people have a deep understanding of cryptography and spend as much time in reputation related threads as you do

Daily accusations you throw around and then weasel out of proving? No, that's not really how it works. Just saying "turned out to be true" doesn't make it so.

But I must say I'm shocked that you don't seem to be fully on board with the witch burning. This is Lauda we're talking about, the incarnation of evil of this forum. I think you're just jealous that you're not the one to come up with the idea.

[Viper1]

Do you really think that “sucking up” would work with Lauda?

Why wouldn't it? During "drama", people naturally support/defend those that do the same for them. They form a little "tribe". When someone gives them something to show appreciation of the support (in this case merit), in the back of their mind they feel obligated to return the favor so to speak.  Besides which, a thread like isn't going to attract just Lauda. It will attract all the same people that have been in the other Lauda threads. If I wanted to attract attention to myself, farm some merit and do what you next mention, it's certainly the sort of thing I'd do.

“earning respect and making friends”

Yes, one could certainly say that's what's happening. To what end though? Given how you've pointed out how not one person on the planet knows who you are and how you've taken steps to ensure you can never get tracked, one has to wonder why. Whenever I see that sort of thing, it sets off all sorts of red flags for me.

Anyway, you're entertaining and I'm sure there will much more interesting/entertaining things to come from you. Carry on man!

[suchmoon]

“earning respect and making friends”

Yes, one could certainly say that's what's happening. To what end though? Given how you've pointed out how not one person on the planet knows who you are and how you've taken steps to ensure you can never get tracked, one has to wonder why. Whenever I see that sort of thing, it sets off all sorts of red flags for me.

Anyway, you're entertaining and I'm sure there will much more interesting/entertaining things to come from you. Carry on man!

I would say a red flag would be if nullius started "monetizing" his position by engaging in increasingly large and risky trades or something to that effect.

Other than that, being hyperactive on an internet forum doesn't have to mean something nefarious.

[Viper1]

if ... started

I will preface this by first saying I'm not implying anything since people on this forum readily jump to conclusions and, despite me clearly saying this, I'm sure some people who are predisposed to that sort of thing will automatically assume it anyway.

There are short and long "cons" (I'm simply using the term con as that's part of the phrase). We've all seen both sorts of things play out even though there were probably red flags at some point. In other words, time will tell but I've come to trust my instincts that there's more going on than meets the eye.

PS. And now for something completely different... I appreciate the effort you put into the GAW thing. That was certainly interesting to watch play out.

[suchmoon]

if ... started

I will preface this by first saying I'm not implying anything since people on this forum readily jump to conclusions and, despite me clearly saying this, I'm sure some people who are predisposed to that sort of thing will automatically assume it anyway.

There are short and long "cons" (I'm simply using the term con as that's part of the phrase). We've all seen both sorts of things play out even though there were probably red flags at some point. In other words, time will tell but I've come to trust my instincts that there's more going on than meets the eye.

So you're saying nullius is running a long con and should be preemptively burned at the stake.

j/k

PS. And now for something completely different... I appreciate the effort you put into the GAW thing. That was certainly interesting to watch play out.

Thanks. Still waiting for Garza to be sentenced.

[nullius]

Photographic Evidence of Lauda’s WITCHCRAFT

Lauda taught me evil incantations for summoning daemons.  I use these daemons as servants for my computing.  Here is a daemon I call “Beastie”, who currently manages much computing machinery for me:

I would say a red flag would be if nullius started "monetizing" his position by engaging in increasingly large and risky trades or something to that effect.

I do intend to someday “monetize” my account—because I like to eat, too.  My ideal plan is to build a reputation for technical prowess, then offer paid privacy and security services to complement my open-source offerings.  If that doesn’t work out, then I may someday get a signature ad from one of the more reputable campaigns which only allow high ranks, kick back, and spend time answering technical questions.

My nefarious plan is revealed!  What a “long con”.

Other than that, being hyperactive on an internet forum doesn't have to mean something nefarious.

I often do 24–36 hour posting marathons, for the purpose of helping conceal my time zone.  Otherwise, I just shift around and jet-lag my sleep schedule.

So you're saying nullius is running a long con and should be preemptively burned at the stake.

Well, my long con does involve daemons.

Now, could we please stop talking about me?  The important issue is that Lauda is a witch!

[TMAN]

Yet again excellent work Nullius..

a pleasure to read as always

[o_e_l_e_o]

Fetch a duck!

[nullius]

Yet again excellent work Nullius..

a pleasure to read as always

Thanks.

Fetch a duck!

Indeed.  That duck-on-a-balance-scale is a suitable ordeal for assessing the guilt of the witch Lauda; for Monty Python’s standards of evidence exceed Quickseller’s non-standards of non-evidence.

Help!  I’m bein’ oppressed—by LAUDA!

For my part, my favourite colour is red.  Well—maybe.  I won’t actually tell you, because I’m pseudonymous and that’s too personal—AAAAARRRGH!

[otrkid70]

I Almost pissed myself when i read the OP.  LMFAO what a great post.

[BitRent-Alt]

I maybe an Alt but I can confirm that Lauda is indeed a WITCH. One day, power in my tiny house went off. I asked Mitchell to help me out and he forwarded me to Lauda because Mitchell's ability wasn't enough.

Lauda said that s/he could help me out and then told me to draw a dickbutt on the floor and pour a glass of rabbit's blood on that dickbutt. And voila! My power came back on. This was years ago though.

And this is a true story. Well, sort of.

[suchmoon]

If you think that guy is me, then you are wrong. You have to admit he is funny.

[Aventhe]

What
Is
This...
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[Lauda]

I Almost pissed myself when i read the OP.  LMFAO what a great post.

It's well-written satire indeed.

I maybe an Alt but I can confirm that Lauda is indeed a WITCH. One day, power in my tiny house went off. I asked Mitchell to help me out and he forwarded me to Lauda because Mitchell's ability wasn't enough.

Lauda said that s/he could help me out and then told me to draw a dickbutt on the floor and pour a glass of rabbit's blood on that dickbutt. And voila! My power came back on. This was years ago though.

And this is a true story. Well, sort of.

Uh, oh.

[Cobalt9317]

A witch in ancient history was a wise woman, also warlock is a wise man.
The archaic ceremony of burning witches were so dramatic and a lot of speculation arose.
like for example that a witch was actually a good person, hence fewer members of the cabal started accusing her of malignant doings.

Unfortunately it comes to a breaking point when such a reputable member start accusing a reputable member.

P.S Nullius I hope you don't get snap out of that compelling spell card.

[siddartha1492]

Do you really think that “sucking up” would work with Lauda?  You’d wind up with dripping-red distrust from her instead.  Either that, or she will turn you into a newt.  No, you won’t get better.

LOL, I can confirm that one. Around 2 months ago, I genuinely thanked her for making me aware of Segwit wallets. But she didn't like the flattery as it was done in her signature campaign thread! And now I am still struggling to get out of that SMAS list!! 😄

[Lauda]

Do you really think that “sucking up” would work with Lauda?  You’d wind up with dripping-red distrust from her instead.  Either that, or she will turn you into a newt.  No, you won’t get better.

LOL, I can confirm that one. Around 2 months ago, I genuinely thanked her for making me aware of Segwit wallets. But she didn't like the flattery as it was done in her signature campaign thread! And now I am still struggling to get out of that SMAS list!! 😄

Guilty; hehe. I think I remember your name (I think). I'll get to it soon^TM.

[siddartha1492]

Do you really think that “sucking up” would work with Lauda?  You’d wind up with dripping-red distrust from her instead.  Either that, or she will turn you into a newt.  No, you won’t get better.

LOL, I can confirm that one. Around 2 months ago, I genuinely thanked her for making me aware of Segwit wallets. But she didn't like the flattery as it was done in her signature campaign thread! And now I am still struggling to get out of that SMAS list!! 😄

Guilty; hehe. I think I remember your name (I think). I'll get to it soon^TM.

Of course you remember my name. You even replied my PM and said that my name is interesting!!😁

[Meretrix]

As I was initiated into a cryptic cult with rites of the goddess Hecate, the renowned paranormal researcher William Blake caught this photograph of Lauda shapeshifted to the form of a flying catbat:

The witch LAUDA
Identified Flying Object (IFO)
(Better than a UFO.  Much better than an ICO.)

Is any more actual proof needed to sustain a charge of witchcraft?

[nullius]

As I was initiated into a cryptic cult with rites of the goddess Hecate, the renowned paranormal researcher William Blake caught this photograph of Lauda shapeshifted to the form of a flying catbat:

Well, that’s nothing.  Lauda became angry at me when I failed to keep up a regular schedule of worshipping the devil and oppressing spammers and scammers poor, innocent denizens of the forum.  Now, it is difficult for me to type any posts at all.  Just look at me!  My fingers!

nullius under Lauda’s spell
(Photo credit: Connor Long.)

On the bright side, I now have a voracious appetite for mosquito larvae.  Delicious!

You forgot:  Lauda is a tax evading sockpuppeting pill addict who turned you into a newt.  Even if you got better, you should not let the crime go unpunished!

Yes, a most horrendous case of Pleurodelinaemia, and one that required my years of knowledge to treat. Casting such a spell is clearly treason, and therefore I would argue for capital punishment.

Dr. o_e_l_e_o, a web search review of the literature makes it apparent that you have advanced the medical state of the art with your characterization and efficacious treatment of Pleurodelinaemia, as well as adding that word to the medical lexicon.  Now, I need your help!

HELP!

LAUDA MUST BE STOPPED!