You forgot: Lauda is a tax evading sockpuppeting pill addict
who turned you into a newt. Even if you got better, you should not let the crime go unpunished!
Yes, a most horrendous case of Pleurodelinaemia, and one that required my years of knowledge to treat. Casting such a spell is clearly treason, and therefore
I would argue for capital punishment.
Dr. o_e_l_e_o, a
web search review of the literature makes it apparent that you have advanced the medical state of the art with your characterization and efficacious treatment of Pleurodelinaemia, as well as adding that word to the medical lexicon. Now, I need your help!
Ahh yes. I had rather hoped to name my newly coined disease eponymously, but it is somewhat difficult to be both eponymous and anonymous. Shame.
Regardless, do look out for my full paper on Pleurodelinaemia being published in next month's copies of both
The Lancelot and
The Olde England Journal of Medicine. It will attributed to my pseudonym Dr Cerimon. It should be right between the articles entitled
"Your Mother Was A Hamster: The Evidence for Animal-Human Hybrids in the Treatment of Inheritable Diseases" and
"The Man Who Says 'Ni!': A Peculiar Case of Tourette's Syndrome".
However, as you are such a valued member of the forum, I will bestow upon you early access to my cure. Beware, it is neither quick nor easy, and is not without risk!
With apt hands, and constantly thinking black thoughts, it was ensured that the time was agreeable and no one else was watching. A random selection was made from a mixture of rank weeds and plants that had previously been collected at midnight. This selection was cursed a total of three (3) times, before being poured in to the patient's ears. Within 24 hours, the patient was noted to have "got better", with no evidence of the disease remaining.
