[April fools] New new rank requirements

[Snixer]

Coins
How many different coins you have invested in. A good Bitcointalker will maintain a reasonable balance between conservative (100% yearly return) and aggressive (7% weekly return) tokens/coins.

I have 42 coins, I guess i'm a hoarder now 


As a side note the first thing that popped on my mind when I opened the forum today was: "wait whaaaaat", then I remembered what day it was.

[raul lemos]

Honourable Sirs! The joke was a success!

https://d.radikal.ru/d37/1802/1e/a7a444787636.jpg

You got it sir, +1 in imagination and politeness    

https://cdn1.imggmi.com/uploads/2018/4/1/e831ed4372b5952a9f321eaab2424612-full.jpg

[Papado]

Thank You Sir or Madam for this important information  

[MiiDoViic]

This is clearly an april fool com'on guys lol. jebaited.

[Vatimins]

     Man oh man, this sure is a big shocker, plus the fact that this happened to be implemented on the 1st of april. As if the merit system wasn't hard enough to understand. lol, oh well, I guess I'll just have to go and spend a few hours understanding this new system. As long as it'll be good for the forum, I'm all in on it. The only thing that I am getting confused at is that the only politeness words counted are the "sirs" and "please(s)". Although I get that they do make statements polite, I do think that the thought of the posts should be the one considered since politeness can be expressed or done in so many ways. Although I don't think this is possible, but just a suggestion. I AM BLOODY CONFUSED! haha

[forbidden]

i think it's a joke

[Silent26]

I think there's no point for Sir theymos to fool us just because today is April 1st. It is just coincidence that he published this new rank requirements today. To those who said that this is just a prank. How do you say so? Because today is April fool? It is not a valid reason.

Instead of treating this as a prank, why don't you try to understand how it works. Don't waste your time fooling around. You guys are the one who are fooling yourselves.  I fully believed that Sir theymos is serious to this new rank requirements, put yourselves together, this thread was not made for fun. Actually we're already spamming the thread. Let's stop this nonsense talk about April fools or something or else this thread will keep flooding with spams. Instead, let talk about how it works. I know all of you are still curious in this new ranking requirements.


(Laugh at me for the rest of my life if I'm mistaken, but I'm sure that this one is not a joke)

[styca]

i think this new profiling system is too complicated and no one will understand it.

how is virtue calculated? for example or do i have to write

Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
to get better politeness rating?

oh boy....

Can't stop laughing to your reply.. I don't think is about Sir please, Sir please..Theymos said we should maintain healthy language on the forum to get that..

Yes, posting like that will increase your 'politeness', but as you are trying to game the system it will simultaneously give you negative 'karma' and 'virtue'.

[sevpalmira]

Good joke. Thank you!

[Beet1e]

How to react to this?))) Criteria very much))) What will happen if someone will send a lot of images - messages "politeness." And how does bitcointalk know how many coins I've invested?

[TreXzar]

hahahaha! oh man Im gunna miss these when they dissappear tomorrow!
Please dont make them go! please pretty please please please?

*muhahaha that should get my politeness up sir

[Michael CF]

How to react to this?))) Criteria very much))) What will happen if someone will send a lot of images - messages "politeness." And how does bitcointalk know how many coins I've invested?

Sir . Many people say this is just a joke on April 1. Please wait and see 

[kenzawak]

Guys, one word of advice :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAKG-kbKeIo

[nullCoiner]

but at least we finally got some new ranks beyond legendary, so these legends have to be polite and exert again to aquire the new ranks! I advocate the new system!

[djangocoin]

fMerit is a nice addition to show how many time a user has said f*** Merits, am i right?

[nniecan001]

fMerit
An obvious extension on top of Merit, sMerit, and source merit. It is calculated using this simple formula:

Code:

min((1103515245*(uid+activity)+12345) % (1<<10),(1103515245*posts+12345) % (1<<10), (1103515245*merit+12345) % (1<<10))

Calculation is not simple on me, sorry for being poor in math. Can anyone explain this more to me. Having a lot of update is quite hard to me. Thanks in advance to those who quote this msg.

[TheHas]

i think it's a joke

Wrong! This is why you have a low imagination score. But I'll send you fmerit anyway once I figure out how it's sent.

[mithrim]

I laughed so hard, very well done, thank you!

You had me until:

Virtue
This is an upright, God-fearing community which will suffer no witchcraft ...

Have a nice weekend  

[ovcijisir]

Theymos you should add Curiosity for new rank requirement... That way "When lambo" posts will be considered for rank up too.

[KeithBeeCham]

Nice gift on April fool sir . I think our forum is going to be spammed with a lot of topics contain a lot of picture ). Beside about Coins, how you know if they really invested or not? They can easily tell a lie to increase their Coins point ). But our forum is going to be the most polite forum ever.